The Bears Den

[MaryBears]

Yippee!!!!!! So glad to hear it is working {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}]

Hope you have a great day!!!


HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!

{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks I am a happier camper now.......I have ranted and raved since Saturday.......Today has been good so far with all the relaxing in the pool this morning.

Thanks for the chuckles!!!!!!!!!

 

[MaryBears]

double post

 

[PassionsFlame]

These three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a brunette, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from the Baylor School of Divinity, and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not want this woman to die, and they let her go.

The second one, a redhead, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the University of Tennessee School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this woman's side, so they let her go.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm a
University of Florida Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't connect those two wires right there."

Ohhh that's good lmaooo

 

[PassionsFlame]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{PF}}}}}}}}}}} Yes I get two days off now and hope to get some housework done. Spent this afternoon reformatting a friends pc and then downloading some programs. Pretty proud of myself, his pc works mych better now. Good to hear that you had an okay weekend and that your week is off to a good start. Hmmmmmmmm........take care and be bad..........sounds like a great idea!!!!!!


Happy HUMPless Day to one and all..............Puddin

That is wonderful~ I am proud of you too... hope you accomplish what you want and have a chance to be bad,,,

 

[PassionsFlame]

Re: Another one

This was in my email this morning!! I love the last one. They may be on to something.


17 Truths

1. Men are like slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

2. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen".

3. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

4. The other night I ate at a really nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

5. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder in the car these days no one talks about seeing UFO's like they used to?

6. You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.

7. According to a recent survey, men say that the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes. And women say that the first thing they notice about men is that they're a bunch of liars.

8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

10. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

11. I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling.

12. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world IS weird and people take Prozac to make it seem normal.

13. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

14. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable; there is another theory which states that this has already happened.

15. How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

16. Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd have come to me sooner."

17. You read about all these terrorists -- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

That is great Kayte; I love them all. And ironically, 1) I agree with #17- good idea, and also 2) there is #8 which got me thinking~ STOP and..... breeeeeeeeath

Hope you are having a great humpday!

 

[PassionsFlame]

{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks I am a happier camper now.......I have ranted and raved since Saturday.......Today has been good so far with all the relaxing in the pool this morning.

Thanks for the chuckles!!!!!!!!!

Mary!!! Glad to see you happy and having a good day... hope the rest has been good as well {{{{hugs}}}}

 

[MaryBears]

Mary!!! Glad to see you happy and having a good day... hope the rest has been good as well {{{{hugs}}}}

{{{{{{{{{{Passions}}}}}}}}}} My day was good......And I am happy.....my only complaint today is that my sugar bottomed out.... But I will be fine in time

 

[PassionsFlame]

{{{{{{{{{{Passions}}}}}}}}}} My day was good......And I am happy.....my only complaint today is that my sugar bottomed out.... But I will be fine in time

glad to see you happy.... low sugar sucks... take care of yourself {{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}

 

[MaryBears]

glad to see you happy.... low sugar sucks... take care of yourself {{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}

{{{{{{{{{{Passions}}}}}}}}}}}}}} well the dr is treating me for high sugar but then sometimes it just bottoms out..... i think i over exercised today and caused it to bottom out

 

[PassionsFlame]

{{{{{{{{{{Passions}}}}}}}}}}}}}} well the dr is treating me for high sugar but then sometimes it just bottoms out..... i think i over exercised today and caused it to bottom out

{{{{{{{{Mary Bear Dear}}}}}}}}}I heard that happens.... it can get *too* low... is a delicate balance... take care

 

[MaryBears]

{{{{{{{{Mary Bear Dear}}}}}}}}}I heard that happens.... it can get *too* low... is a delicate balance... take care

{{{{{{{{{{Passions}}}}}}}}}} Yes it is .....I am trying to do just that

 

[kayte]

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}

Please take care of yourself sweetie. That can be such a balance. Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers darlin'. Hope you have a good day!! Keep warm sweetie.

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}

Please take care of yourself sweetie. That can be such a balance. Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers darlin'. Hope you have a good day!! Keep warm sweetie.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

I am trying to take care of myself.....I do believe I am being put to the test.....To see how much I can endure......I tell my mom "I have to go to heaven cause I am walking thru hell on earth"

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

{{{{{{{{{{Passions}}}}}}}}}} My day was good......And I am happy.....my only complaint today is that my sugar bottomed out.... But I will be fine in time

Mary, make sure you look after yourself, you live too far away for me to come round daily to see you

 

[MaryBears]

IRAQ -- VERY INTERESTING -- DID YOU KNOW??????
Just in case you might think of Iraq as "only" an oil rich nation, ruled by an evil dictator for 30 years, whether it has been supporting terrorists or may not be very important, here are a few important facts regarding the important history and roles that this nation has played down through history. It’s amazing how far a place can fall with the wrong leadership.

1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. (it sure doesn't look much like Paradise on earth today thanks to Saddam)

2. Mesopotamia which is now Iraq was the cradle of civilization!

3. Noah built the ark in Iraq.

4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq.

5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq!

6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor which is in Iraq.

7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq.

8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq.

9. Assyria which is in Iraq conquered the ten tribes of Israel.

10. Amos cried out in Iraq!

11. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. (Hey, This One Saddam finally did too!)

 

[MaryBears]

http://www.funnyfortune.com/photos/0104/snow.jpg

 

[MaryBears]

Mary, make sure you look after yourself, you live too far away for me to come round daily to see you

Frenchie I am hun......besides if i don't and you have to CUM take care of me you will give me a big french and make me better

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Frenchie I am hun......besides if i don't and you have to CUM take care of me you will give me a big french and make me better

Yeh, I'll do that for you, anything else??

 

[MaryBears]

Yeh, I'll do that for you, anything else??

*smiles* not at the moment

 

[kayte]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

I am trying to take care of myself.....I do believe I am being put to the test.....To see how much I can endure......I tell my mom "I have to go to heaven cause I am walking thru hell on earth"

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}

So sorry you are having such a hard time of it. Giving you extra kisses and snuggles and a snuzzle or two as well.

 

[kayte]

IRAQ -- VERY INTERESTING -- DID YOU KNOW??????
Just in case you might think of Iraq as "only" an oil rich nation, ruled by an evil dictator for 30 years, whether it has been supporting terrorists or may not be very important, here are a few important facts regarding the important history and roles that this nation has played down through history. It’s amazing how far a place can fall with the wrong leadership.

1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. (it sure doesn't look much like Paradise on earth today thanks to Saddam)

2. Mesopotamia which is now Iraq was the cradle of civilization!

3. Noah built the ark in Iraq.

4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq.

5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq!

6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor which is in Iraq.

7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq.

8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq.

9. Assyria which is in Iraq conquered the ten tribes of Israel.

10. Amos cried out in Iraq!

11. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. (Hey, This One Saddam finally did too!)

{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}} hon, thank you for sharing that with us. Definitely something to think about.

 

[kayte]

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http://www.funnyfortune.com/photos/0104/snow.jpg

{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}} LMAO!!!!!!!

Sweetie, I think that one needed a *Spew Alert*!

 

[MaryBears]

Valentine's day is approaching fast...just a reminder for you love birds

And please remember dont cyber because you might get a digimon or a pokemon knocking on your door 9 months down the track (but please people if you do actually do it, please be safe and use norton anti virus)

 

[MaryBears]

Re: !!!

{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}} LMAO!!!!!!!

Sweetie, I think that one needed a *Spew Alert*!

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Thanks I am doing what I can as I can.....And leaving it in Gods hands.

 

[deepstar7]

GREAT thread Mary and all. Lots of good info and funny stuff. I hope everyone is doing well and getting ready for a good weekend.