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"Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers"
This one is for all of who:
a) have kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!
As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
This one is for all of who:
a) have kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!
As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
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kayte said:LMAO!!!! I had some coffee in my mouth. Glad I didn't Spew it. That makes such a mess on a laptop!!!!
Good morning {{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}Hope you have a great Sunday sweetie.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}} that makes such a mess on any computer......glad you didn't spew it either.
Hope you have a wonderful day.....Do stay warm and safe......And pop back in to see the fun later...hehe...if there is any.....
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MaryBears said:{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}} that makes such a mess on any computer......glad you didn't spew it either.
Hope you have a wonderful day.....Do stay warm and safe......And pop back in to see the fun later...hehe...if there is any.....
Hey {{{{{Mary}}}}} I should be in and out!! It is too cold here to go anywhere if I don't have too.....
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{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{HELLO MARY}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
HOW IS EVERY ONE TO-DAY?
Hope the weather has calmed down a bit for you today.
HOW IS EVERY ONE TO-DAY?
Hope the weather has calmed down a bit for you today.
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kayte said:
<<<<<<<<<< KAYTE>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hi ya, we got a bright sunny, but cold chilly day.
Been bowling today, won 1 game didnt win the other.
Staying in for rest of the day now
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Chuckles
Another chuckle Have a great afternoon everyone!!!
Is That Too Much To Ask?
Sarah's grandson is playing in the water, while she is standing on the beach not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly over the spot where the boy is in the ocean. The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He simply vanished.
Sarah holds her hands to the sky and cries, "God, how could you? Have I not been a wonderful mother and grandmother? Have I not given to B’nai Brith and Haddasah? Have I not tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of?"
Just then, another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on the beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there, smiling, splashing around as if nothing had happened.
A loud voice booms from the sky, "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"
Sarah responded, "Well ... He WAS wearing a hat."
Another chuckle
Have a great afternoon everyone!!! Is That Too Much To Ask?
Sarah's grandson is playing in the water, while she is standing on the beach not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly over the spot where the boy is in the ocean. The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He simply vanished.
Sarah holds her hands to the sky and cries, "God, how could you? Have I not been a wonderful mother and grandmother? Have I not given to B’nai Brith and Haddasah? Have I not tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of?"
Just then, another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on the beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there, smiling, splashing around as if nothing had happened.
A loud voice booms from the sky, "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"
Sarah responded, "Well ... He WAS wearing a hat."
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LMAOOooooooooooo!!!!MaryBears said:
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Re: Hello to all my friends here at the Den
Congratualtionssssss Grandma!!! {{{{{{Puddin}}}}}} So nice to hear good news and I hope your weekend is going well and have had some wonderful quality time with the kids.
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Congratualtionssssss Grandma!!! {{{{{{Puddin}}}}}} So nice to hear good news and I hope your weekend is going well and have had some wonderful quality time with the kids.
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Not old enough for hot flashes, but with the illnesses I have, I seem to get the equivalent every so often and can SOOOOOO appreciate that.... LOL thanks for sharing!!!!kayte said:Well, let's hope this works!!!
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Hey everyone Hope all are having a super weekend, Puddin, Mary, Franchie, Kayte, etc, etc......... keep warm and be well 
Hope all are having a super weekend, Puddin, Mary, Franchie, Kayte, etc, etc......... keep warm and be well
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kayte said:
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
i know what you mean......I went to church and out to eat with my parents then home......It was getting worse here so I didn't go to my parents like i normally do on Sunday's.....Instead I came home and took a much needed nap...
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Re: Chuckles
LMAO!!!!! some people are never satisfied.....*sighs*
kayte said:Another chuckle
Is That Too Much To Ask?
Sarah's grandson is playing in the water, while she is standing on the beach not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly over the spot where the boy is in the ocean. The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He simply vanished.
Sarah holds her hands to the sky and cries, "God, how could you? Have I not been a wonderful mother and grandmother? Have I not given to B’nai Brith and Haddasah? Have I not tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of?"
Just then, another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on the beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there, smiling, splashing around as if nothing had happened.
A loud voice booms from the sky, "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"
Sarah responded, "Well ... He WAS wearing a hat."
LMAO!!!!! some people are never satisfied.....*sighs*
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PassionsFlame said:Hey everyone
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Passions}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} hope your having an awesome weekend......please stay warm and safe.....Glad to see you in the thread.....Miss you when your gone...Take care
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Country Wisdom
>
> Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
> Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and
> bull strong.
> Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you
> climb, but how well you bounce.
> Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.
> Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
> A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
> Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
> Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
> Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not
> yelled.
> Meanness don't happen overnight.
> To know how country folks are doing, look at their
> barns, not their houses.
> Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it
> just ain't helpful.
> Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye
> open.
> Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
> Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
> Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.
> Don't corner something meaner than you.
> You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar,
> assuming you want to catch flies.
> Man is the only critter who feels the need to label
> things as flowers or weeds.
> It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
> Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.
> You can't unsay a cruel thing.
> Every path has some puddles.
> Don't wrestle with pigs: You'll get all muddy and
> the pigs will love it.
> The best sermons are lived, not preached.
> Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
>
> The Ten Commandments display was removed from the
> Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good
> reason for the move. You can't post Thou Shalt Not
> Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery and Thou Shall
> Not Lie in a building full of lawyers and
> Politicians without creating a hostile work
> environment.
>
>
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> The eyes are the 2nd to go... I forget the first...
> I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I
> don't know what to feed it.
> I had amnesia once -- or twice.
> I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
> Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
> Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were
> Catholic.
> All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make
> me happy.
> I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
> A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I
> said, "First let me see the sandwich."
> What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
> They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
>
> Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home
> and, when he
> grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a
> freeway.
> Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
> Experience is the thing you have left when
> everything else is gone.
> What if there were no hypothetical questions?
> One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about
> other people.
> When the only tool you own is a hammer, every
> problem begins to look like a nail.
> Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until
> you can find a rock.
> A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
> What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
> My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.
> I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
> The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
> How can there be self-help "groups"?
> Is there another word for synonym?
> Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it
> all"?
> The speed of time is one-second per second.
> Is it possible to be totally partial?
> What's another word for thesaurus?
> If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read
> all right?
> Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
> If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you
> explain whales?
> Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
> and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
>
> It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like
> one.
> If you can lead it to water and force it to drink,
> it isn't a horse.
> Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like
> chicken?
> A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
>
> Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
> Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and
> bull strong.
> Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you
> climb, but how well you bounce.
> Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.
> Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
> A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
> Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
> Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
> Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not
> yelled.
> Meanness don't happen overnight.
> To know how country folks are doing, look at their
> barns, not their houses.
> Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it
> just ain't helpful.
> Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye
> open.
> Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
> Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
> Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.
> Don't corner something meaner than you.
> You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar,
> assuming you want to catch flies.
> Man is the only critter who feels the need to label
> things as flowers or weeds.
> It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
> Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.
> You can't unsay a cruel thing.
> Every path has some puddles.
> Don't wrestle with pigs: You'll get all muddy and
> the pigs will love it.
> The best sermons are lived, not preached.
> Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
>
> The Ten Commandments display was removed from the
> Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good
> reason for the move. You can't post Thou Shalt Not
> Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery and Thou Shall
> Not Lie in a building full of lawyers and
> Politicians without creating a hostile work
> environment.
>
>
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> The eyes are the 2nd to go... I forget the first...
> I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I
> don't know what to feed it.
> I had amnesia once -- or twice.
> I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
> Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
> Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were
> Catholic.
> All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make
> me happy.
> I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
> A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I
> said, "First let me see the sandwich."
> What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
> They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
>
> Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home
> and, when he
> grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a
> freeway.
> Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
> Experience is the thing you have left when
> everything else is gone.
> What if there were no hypothetical questions?
> One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about
> other people.
> When the only tool you own is a hammer, every
> problem begins to look like a nail.
> Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until
> you can find a rock.
> A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
> What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
> My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.
> I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
> The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
> How can there be self-help "groups"?
> Is there another word for synonym?
> Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it
> all"?
> The speed of time is one-second per second.
> Is it possible to be totally partial?
> What's another word for thesaurus?
> If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read
> all right?
> Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
> If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you
> explain whales?
> Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
> and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
>
> It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like
> one.
> If you can lead it to water and force it to drink,
> it isn't a horse.
> Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like
> chicken?
> A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
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MaryBears said:{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Frenchie}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
/////////////////////////// MARY ///////////////////////
Yes thanks it has been good 4 me. Only in tomorrow then off work till next Monday.
Sounds like you had a good day today as well, I'm pleased
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FRENCHIE44T said://///////////////////////// MARY ///////////////////////
Yes thanks it has been good 4 me. Only in tomorrow then off work till next Monday.
Sounds like you had a good day today as well, I'm pleased
{{{{{{{{{{{{{Frenchie}}}}}}}}}}}}} yes I have had a great day.....Glad that you had a good one.....
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MaryBears said:{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
i know what you mean......I went to church and out to eat with my parents then home......It was getting worse here so I didn't go to my parents like i normally do on Sunday's.....Instead I came home and took a much needed nap...
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}
I stayed in today, didn't even go to church. Looking up waiting for the bolt......
Anyway. I studied and made some bread today... Now I am overindulging... Hot bread and real butter.... Damn, I make good bread.
Glad to hear you were able to get some extra rest. Please take care sweetie.
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