The Bears Den

[Puddin36]

Hello to all my friends here at the Den

Just wanted to pop in and say hello to all my friends here at the Den. Hope everyone had a super fantastic day!!!! I for one am looking forward to this weekend as I don't have to work and get to spend some quality time with my kids. I have some news to share as well.........I'm gonna be a grandma is September. Have always drempt of being a grandma, just didn't expect it to happen so soon. But I know that I will love this little bundle of joy with all my heart.

Have a great weekend everyone. Take care and be safe and happy!!!!!!!!!!!




Warm Huggles to one and all............Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Hello to all my friends here at the Den

Just wanted to pop in and say hello to all my friends here at the Den. Hope everyone had a super fantastic day!!!! I for one am looking forward to this weekend as I don't have to work and get to spend some quality time with my kids. I have some news to share as well.........I'm gonna be a grandma is September. Have always drempt of being a grandma, just didn't expect it to happen so soon. But I know that I will love this little bundle of joy with all my heart.

Have a great weekend everyone. Take care and be safe and happy!!!!!!!!!!!




Warm Huggles to one and all............Puddin

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} So glad to see you "pop in" Just becareful "popping out" don't want you to fall and get hurt....hehe....I know a bad joke.....Anywho CONGRATS Grandma.......I know you will love that bundle of joy with you whole heart......and sometimes things happen for a unforseen reason.....So leave it all in God's hands and it will work out.......Take care and Have a Wonderful weekend.....Cum back and play with us in the Den

 

[MaryBears]

Butt Cheek




A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her husband offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the surgery.

One night she and her husband were watching TV when she broke down crying. "What's the matter?" her husband asked.

She said "I can't believe you did this for me."

Her husband hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about it, I love you, and I'd do anything for you."

But how will I ever repay you?" she asked.

With which he replied, "You don't need to repay me, you wouldn't believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you on the cheek."

 

[kayte]

Re: Hello to all my friends here at the Den

Just wanted to pop in and say hello to all my friends here at the Den. Hope everyone had a super fantastic day!!!! I for one am looking forward to this weekend as I don't have to work and get to spend some quality time with my kids. I have some news to share as well.........I'm gonna be a grandma is September. Have always drempt of being a grandma, just didn't expect it to happen so soon. But I know that I will love this little bundle of joy with all my heart.

Have a great weekend everyone. Take care and be safe and happy!!!!!!!!!!!




Warm Huggles to one and all............Puddin

WOW!!!!!! Congratulations {{{{{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}}} That will be wonderful!!!!!

So glad to hear you have the weekend for yourself too. Have a great one.

 

[kayte]

Butt Cheek




A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her husband offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the surgery.

One night she and her husband were watching TV when she broke down crying. "What's the matter?" her husband asked.

She said "I can't believe you did this for me."

Her husband hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about it, I love you, and I'd do anything for you."

But how will I ever repay you?" she asked.

With which he replied, "You don't need to repay me, you wouldn't believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you on the cheek."

LOL!!! That is a great one !!!! Thank you {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}]

Hope you are having a great morning!! Please take care of yourself and keep warm hon.

 

[kayte]

Not as good as the last one Mary left, but still a chuckle!

The Stormy Sea

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."

"Good," said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets. We're one short."

 

[MaryBears]

LOL!!! That is a great one !!!! Thank you {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}]

Hope you are having a great morning!! Please take care of yourself and keep warm hon.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Thanks and so glad that you liked it.....


My day is good....I went to work out.....nice slow gentle work out and I actually ate before I went....Hoping that would help keep my sugar from bottoming out.....Then I went to Wal-Mart and put me a digiatal cam in lay-a-way.....I can't wait to get that out.....Then I will be able to take pics and view them as I am taking them....Hehe...maybe I won't cut heads off that way

 

[kayte]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Thanks and so glad that you liked it.....


My day is good....I went to work out.....nice slow gentle work out and I actually ate before I went....Hoping that would help keep my sugar from bottoming out.....Then I went to Wal-Mart and put me a digiatal cam in lay-a-way.....I can't wait to get that out.....Then I will be able to take pics and view them as I am taking them....Hehe...maybe I won't cut heads off that way

{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}} So glad you had a good workout and I think the eating a bit before was a very wise idea.

Looking forward to hearing of all the fun you have when you get your new camera.

Have a marvelous weekend.

 

[MaryBears]

{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}} So glad you had a good workout and I think the eating a bit before was a very wise idea.

Looking forward to hearing of all the fun you have when you get your new camera.

Have a marvelous weekend.

Thanks {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I will have a blast I just know it.....


here is a chuckle for you all


A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so he gave him a book on assertiveness, whichhe read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that - I - am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair."
"The fucking funeral director," said his wife.

 

[kayte]

Thanks {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I will have a blast I just know it.....


here is a chuckle for you all


A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so he gave him a book on assertiveness, whichhe read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that - I - am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair."
"The fucking funeral director," said his wife.

LOL!!!! That is great Mary!!!!

 

[MaryBears]

LOL!!!! That is great Mary!!!!

Thanks Kayte

 

[kayte]

A giggle

Hey everyone!!!


Have a marvelous weekend.

It didn't work!!! Darn. {Edit removed link}

So, we try it this way!!!

Darn, can't attach to an edit.... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[kayte]

Well, let's hope this works!!!

 

[MaryBears]

Well, let's hope this works!!!

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks....that was funny........Hope you have a marvelous weekend too

 

[MaryBears]

Michael Jackson has commissioned his plastic surgeon to do just one more operation. His request to the surgeon was to do anything to keep people from staring at his nose. The doctor surprised Michael and came up with a solution.

Upon the viewing after the bandages were removed, all agreed that the doctor was very creative and the operation was a huge success.

Nobody will look at his nose again.

 

[MaryBears]

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work.
One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover, "And climb out the window. My husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
"He's got a very quick temper, and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes, and scampers out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovers he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.


He started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could, but It wasn't that effective! After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes" he replied, gasping air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running." Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?"
"Oh, yes", our friend answered breathlessly, "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!" Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Only if it's raining."



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[kayte]

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Michael Jackson has commissioned his plastic surgeon to do just one more operation. His request to the surgeon was to do anything to keep people from staring at his nose. The doctor surprised Michael and came up with a solution.

Upon the viewing after the bandages were removed, all agreed that the doctor was very creative and the operation was a huge success.

Nobody will look at his nose again.

LOL!!!! You are so right!!!

 

[kayte]

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work.
One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover, "And climb out the window. My husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
"He's got a very quick temper, and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes, and scampers out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovers he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.


He started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could, but It wasn't that effective! After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes" he replied, gasping air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running." Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?"
"Oh, yes", our friend answered breathlessly, "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!" Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Only if it's raining."



.

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Mary another great one. Thank you sweetie!!!

 

[MaryBears]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Mary another great one. Thank you sweetie!!!

Thanks Kayte.......my friends emails me good ones.....

 

[MaryBears]

CURE FOR SUNBURN

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible

sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being

diagnosed with second degree burns. He was already starting to

blister and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous

feeding with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill

every four hours.

The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"

The doctor smiled, "It'll help keep the sheets off his legs."

 

[kayte]

CURE FOR SUNBURN

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible

sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being

diagnosed with second degree burns. He was already starting to

blister and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous

feeding with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill

every four hours.

The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"

The doctor smiled, "It'll help keep the sheets off his legs."

Great one {{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}

You have some most excellent friends!!!!

 

[MaryBears]

Great one {{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}

You have some most excellent friends!!!!

Thanks {{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}


Yes i have some really good friends.....and I thank God everyday for them....and that includes you too

 

[kayte]

Thanks {{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}


Yes i have some really good friends.....and I thank God everyday for them....and that includes you too

Awwww Blush Thank you sweetie!!!!

 

[kayte]

Gave me a chuckle!!!!

 

[Puddin36]

Evening all

Just popping in to say hello and read all the funny jokes and to see how everyone is doing. Hope everyone is having a fantastic weekend. Thanks for all the congrats on my news. I know that I will love this grandbaby with all my heart and soul. Take care everyone and talk to you all again soon.







Warm Huggles to one and all............Puddin