The Bears Den

[MaryBears]

giggle....nice kayte and I think I know that 1st guy with the sweatshirt.... be careful out there Mary and have a great time!
See you all later....

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} The laundry is done, and put away.....even helped do my parents....Now I am going to relax until time to go out with my friends......I hope it stops snowing....Cause if it don't I may not be going out.

 

[kayte]

Deep thoughts.......

Thoughts to Ponder

1. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only
expects you to kiss his ring.

2. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is
gone.

3. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're
in the bathroom.

4. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up,
the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled our mood.

5. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of
course, there's shipping and handling, too.

6. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives
the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

7. My next house will have no kitchen--just vending machines and
a large trash can.

8. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to
rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was
signal fluid.

9. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he
was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told
him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a
will. He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people
I want to bite."

10. As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters
never point the wrong way.


I think #4 is great!!! I busted out laughing!!!

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Deep thoughts.......

Thoughts to Ponder

1. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only
expects you to kiss his ring.

2. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is
gone.

3. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're
in the bathroom.

4. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up,
the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled our mood.

5. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of
course, there's shipping and handling, too.

6. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives
the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

7. My next house will have no kitchen--just vending machines and
a large trash can.

8. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to
rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was
signal fluid.

9. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he
was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told
him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a
will. He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people
I want to bite."

10. As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters
never point the wrong way.


I think #4 is great!!! I busted out laughing!!!

Thanks {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}......I really liked it....

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

{{{{{{ MARY }}}}}}

Are you going to play with me this evening??

 

[MaryBears]

{{{{{{ MARY }}}}}}

Are you going to play with me this evening??

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Frenchie}}}}}}}}}}}


Hun I needed a hug.....I am feeling a little depressed.... I am going out in about an hour....My friends brother plays for a band and they are going to be playing tonight so we are going to watch them....So I won't be home

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Frenchie}}}}}}}}}}}


Hun I needed a hug.....I am feeling a little depressed.... I am going out in about an hour....My friends brother plays for a band and they are going to be playing tonight so we are going to watch them....So I won't be home

Mary, you have a P.M.

 

[MaryBears]

Mary, you have a P.M.

yeah i read it hun....

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

yeah i read it hun....

And I've just cleared out my old messages so my PM box is not full anymore

 

[MaryBears]

Hey Everyone.....I am going out tonight....leaving hear about 8 pm my time....I will more than likely not be back on until in the morning....So all have fun and take care.....

 

[kayte]

Hey Everyone.....I am going out tonight....leaving hear about 8 pm my time....I will more than likely not be back on until in the morning....So all have fun and take care.....

Have a great time {{{{{{Mary}}}}}} See you tomorrow.

 

[kayte]

Sunday Chuckle

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}

A good Sunday joke...

In the Driver's Seat...

The Pope lands at an airport just in time to get to an important meeting. His limo driver speedily takes off, but the Pope needs him to go faster in order to get to his meeting on time. The Pope asks the driver to switch places so the Pope can drive.

They speedily take off again, but unfortunately, the speeding car is stopped by a cop. The police officer takes one look at the situation and radios in to police headquarters. He tells the chief that he's got a pretty important person on his hands.

The police chief asked, "Is he more important than the mayor?"

The cop said, "Yes."

Then the chief asked, "Is he more important than the governor?"

The cop said, "Yes."

Then the chief asked, "Is he more important than the President?"

The cop said, "Yes."

Finally, the chief asked, "How important can he be?"

The cop said, "I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver."

 

[kayte]

Another thought for all of us.....

Dear God:


Why didn't you save the school children at . . .


Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96


Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97


Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97


West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97


Stamps, Arkansas 12/15/97


Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/24/98


Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/98


Fayetteville, Tennessee 5/19/98


Springfield, Oregon 5/21/98


Richmond, Virginia 6/15/98


Littleton, Colorado 4/20/99


Taber, Alberta, Canada 5/28/99


Conyers, Georgia 5/20/99


Deming, New Mexico 11/19/99


Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/99


Santee, California 3/5/01 and


El Cajon, California 3/22/01 ?


Sincerely,

Concerned Student


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Reply:


Dear Concerned Student:


I am not allowed in schools.


Sincerely,

God

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Sunday Chuckle

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}

A good Sunday joke...

In the Driver's Seat...

The Pope lands at an airport just in time to get to an important meeting. His limo driver speedily takes off, but the Pope needs him to go faster in order to get to his meeting on time. The Pope asks the driver to switch places so the Pope can drive.

They speedily take off again, but unfortunately, the speeding car is stopped by a cop. The police officer takes one look at the situation and radios in to police headquarters. He tells the chief that he's got a pretty important person on his hands.

The police chief asked, "Is he more important than the mayor?"

The cop said, "Yes."

Then the chief asked, "Is he more important than the governor?"

The cop said, "Yes."

Then the chief asked, "Is he more important than the President?"

The cop said, "Yes."

Finally, the chief asked, "How important can he be?"

The cop said, "I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver."

Good afternoon {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Thanks for the chuckle.....I so needed it today.


Well, I went out last night with my friends....One of my friends brother played in the band.....It was an awesome band....The lead singer got right in my face twiced....HE was good looking....but he is married...but he gave me a thrill.....Everything was going smooth....Then I took a fall, not caused buy alocohol....I went to step down from a little platform and it was growded.....next thing I know I was face first on the floor....embarassed.....couple people helped me up and then that is when I realized....I was bleeding.........After the shock of it all my friend took me to the hospital....got both my knees bruised, my right knee has a major cut on it....and the rest of my body is stoved up good.... So that is the highlight of my evening.

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: Sunday Chuckle

Good afternoon {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Thanks for the chuckle.....I so needed it today.


Well, I went out last night with my friends....One of my friends brother played in the band.....It was an awesome band....The lead singer got right in my face twiced....HE was good looking....but he is married...but he gave me a thrill.....Everything was going smooth....Then I took a fall, not caused buy alocohol....I went to step down from a little platform and it was growded.....next thing I know I was face first on the floor....embarassed.....couple people helped me up and then that is when I realized....I was bleeding.........After the shock of it all my friend took me to the hospital....got both my knees bruised, my right knee has a major cut on it....and the rest of my body is stoved up good.... So that is the highlight of my evening.

OMG!!! Whimpering and then hugging you close, but carefully.....

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}} So sorry to hear that sweetie.

Tucking you in, making sure you are comfortable. Please take it easy today, and call your doctor in the morning. OK hon?

 

[MaryBears]

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OMG!!! Whimpering and then hugging you close, but carefully.....

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}} So sorry to hear that sweetie.

Tucking you in, making sure you are comfortable. Please take it easy today, and call your doctor in the morning. OK hon?

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks.....I have all intentions of taking it easy.....I didn't even go to church this morning.....My dad said that I didn't need to risk falling on the snow...so i stayed home in bed.....I am going to call my dr. first thing in the morning.....See what he says to do.

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

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{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks.....I have all intentions of taking it easy.....I didn't even go to church this morning.....My dad said that I didn't need to risk falling on the snow...so i stayed home in bed.....I am going to call my dr. first thing in the morning.....See what he says to do.

Mary, I am so sorry at what I've just read about last night, I just hope you rest and take everyone's advice and call the doc and get any one you can to pamper you. I only wish I was there to look after you myself. Catch you soon hun.

 

[MaryBears]

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Mary, I am so sorry at what I've just read about last night, I just hope you rest and take everyone's advice and call the doc and get any one you can to pamper you. I only wish I was there to look after you myself. Catch you soon hun.

Frenchie, Thanks hun.....i am getting plenty of rest....I had my cousin to come over and clean my apartment up for me....So that helped out tremendous.....I will take care...and I will get ahold of my doctor tomorrow....It will take time but I will survive...I have too.

 

[Puddin36]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{MaryBears}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} so sorry to hear about how your evening ended. Up until that point, it sounded like you were having a good time. Rest and take care of yourself and good luck with the doctor tomorrow.







Gentle Huggles to ya Mary..............Puddin

 

[kayte]

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{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks.....I have all intentions of taking it easy.....I didn't even go to church this morning.....My dad said that I didn't need to risk falling on the snow...so i stayed home in bed.....I am going to call my dr. first thing in the morning.....See what he says to do.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}} I am so glad you didn't go out and risk another fall!!! I know God understands dear.

Keeping my fingers crossed for your call. Keeping you in my prayers too.

 

[catsr2wild]

Just a bump for your thread Mary.....let us know what the Dr. says ok, (((hugs))) I will check and see if there is anyting here before I go to work tonight...

 

[Palleon]

((((mary)))) Sorry to hear about that, take it easy for us

 

[kayte]

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}

Hope you are on your way to a special appt. with the doctor. Take care sweetie.

 

[MaryBears]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{MaryBears}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} so sorry to hear about how your evening ended. Up until that point, it sounded like you were having a good time. Rest and take care of yourself and good luck with the doctor tomorrow.







Gentle Huggles to ya Mary..............Puddin

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Thanks so much....Yes I had a superb time until I fall....A couple of the band members even came over and ask how I was.....It was rather embarassing but accidents happen......I am sore all over....but moving slow.....although the doctor didn't tell me...I am using my cane (family dr ordered it in cases like this)....Just for a security measure....Cause I am wobbly on my feet

 

[MaryBears]

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{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}} I am so glad you didn't go out and risk another fall!!! I know God understands dear.

Keeping my fingers crossed for your call. Keeping you in my prayers too.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks hun....yes he does....more so than we do.....So I am just taking it easy.

 

[MaryBears]

Just a bump for your thread Mary.....let us know what the Dr. says ok, (((hugs))) I will check and see if there is anyting here before I go to work tonight...

(((((((((((Cats and Shreik))))))))))))))))))))))) thanks.....called drs but waiting for them to call back....they are super busy....more than likely will be tomorrow before I can get in.....I am going to just be really careful