The Bears Den

[MaryBears]

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}

Hope you are on your way to a special appt. with the doctor. Take care sweetie.

{{{{{{{{{{{{kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Good Morning.

I haven't been able to get into my family dr.....but I am going to keep my eye appointment I had for today....Just going to use my can.....Still unstable on my feet.....I hate using the cane but would rather people to stare at me as to fall again.....got to do what we have todo....besides people shouldn't judge until they have walked in anothers shoes

 

[MaryBears]

((((mary)))) Sorry to hear about that, take it easy for us

{{{{{{{{{{{Pall}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Thanks Hun.....I will take care.....Sorry I forgot to PM you with the fall and all....I forgot alot of things..... But I will try to make it up to you soon....Take care and

 

[kayte]

{{{{{{{{{{{{kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Good Morning.

I haven't been able to get into my family dr.....but I am going to keep my eye appointment I had for today....Just going to use my can.....Still unstable on my feet.....I hate using the cane but would rather people to stare at me as to fall again.....got to do what we have todo....besides people shouldn't judge until they have walked in anothers shoes

Darling, of course use your cane. It is a tool. I know. I have one and have to use it whenever I leave the house.

Then when I go to class, I use my scooter, as it is quite a walk from the parking, even with a disabled permit, through the building to the class. I am thrilled that the technology is there and so lucky I could afford it.

I find a smile from me when someone is looking gets a smile in return.

Hugging you close.

 

[kayte]

Chuckle ~ Part 1

How many does it take?

How many members of your horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Part 1:

Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done.

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

 

[MaryBears]

Darling, of course use your cane. It is a tool. I know. I have one and have to use it whenever I leave the house.

Then when I go to class, I use my scooter, as it is quite a walk from the parking, even with a disabled permit, through the building to the class. I am thrilled that the technology is there and so lucky I could afford it.

I find a smile from me when someone is looking gets a smile in return.

Hugging you close.

Thanks Kayte I appreciate your support so very much....

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Hi Mary, How Ya doing?

I hope you feel a bit better today, at least.

It can only get better Honey

Also, spring is on the way, trust me.

 

[MaryBears]

Hi Mary, How Ya doing?

I hope you feel a bit better today, at least.

It can only get better Honey

Also, spring is on the way, trust me.

Hi Frenchie!!!!


Sore all over....but making do with it.


Going to read emails and then I think I am going to lay down and rest.....


Go to the dr in the morning to have it checked out again.....So maybe I will find out more....I hope so

 

[MaryBears]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
whale to swallow a human because even though it was
a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could
not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kinder garten teacher was observing her classroom
of children while they were drawing. She would
occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,
she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what
God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her
drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy
Father and thy Mother, she asked,
"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of
a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill..."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her
mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly
noticed that her mother had several strands of white
hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,
"Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do
something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of
my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while
and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's
hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you
are all grown up and say,
'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher, She's dead. "

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer,
she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn
red in the face.." "Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my
feet?" A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain 't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a
Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of
the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end
of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want.
God is watching the apples.

It doesn't matter how many people you send this to,
just remember if it made you laugh,
your friends will laugh too!

 

[catsr2wild]

That was cute Mary... I needed a grin...

 

[MaryBears]

That was cute Mary... I needed a grin...

Morning Cats ((((((((Hugs))))))))))))) Thanks....Laughter is the best medicines.....So a good dose is good for ya....


Getting ready to head to the dr......Damn I just want to be able to walk normal again......I am sick and tired of the pain....

 

[catsr2wild]

Morning Cats ((((((((Hugs))))))))))))) Thanks....Laughter is the best medicines.....So a good dose is good for ya....


Getting ready to head to the dr......Damn I just want to be able to walk normal again......I am sick and tired of the pain....

I wish that for you too....be careful out there its slick in spots, we are suppose to watch for high water around here...yeah as soon as it thaws...well here's a (((hug))) to help protect you.catch ya later...

 

[Palleon]

Hi Mary, hope today is better for you.


~waves at cats~

 

[kayte]

Morning Cats ((((((((Hugs))))))))))))) Thanks....Laughter is the best medicines.....So a good dose is good for ya....


Getting ready to head to the dr......Damn I just want to be able to walk normal again......I am sick and tired of the pain....

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}} Thank you for the giggles!! It is such a great way to start out the day.

Be careful dear as you go out. Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers, hon!!!

 

[kayte]

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.

There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him,

"How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted,

"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said,

"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said,

"It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!".

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appeared.

Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven.

What did you think I said?"

 

[kayte]

Amazing Things You Never Knew

1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair

2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish

3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes

4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair

5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any

6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea

7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water

8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste

9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!

10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too

11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer

12. Chigger bite - Preparation H

13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H

14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals)

15. Stinky feet - Jell-O!

16. Athletes feet - cornstarch

17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub

18. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff)

19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!

20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee filter paper


Those sound great!! I wonder if the bet the Peanut Butter needs to be the smooth kind?

 

[kayte]

How Many Does it Take? Part 2

How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Part 2:

Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...

Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?

 

[catsr2wild]

Re: How Many Does it Take? Part 2

How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Part 2:

Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...

Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?

Ok Kayte, I'm a Leo and I enjoyed these, all of them! Thank you for sharing them (((hugs))) Mary I hope the Dr. had good news for you and that you are walking better. (((hugs))) for you too....I woke up in a hugging kind of mood....of course nobody has had a chance to piss me off yet, but its early. Pall where you been? (((hugs))) for you too...... anybody I missed...(((hugs)))

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: How Many Does it Take? Part 2

Ok Kayte, I'm a Leo and I enjoyed these, all of them! Thank you for sharing them (((hugs))) Mary I hope the Dr. had good news for you and that you are walking better. (((hugs))) for you too....I woke up in a hugging kind of mood....of course nobody has had a chance to piss me off yet, but its early. Pall where you been? (((hugs))) for you too...... anybody I missed...(((hugs)))

Hi there {{{{{{{cats}}}}}}}

Glad you enjoyed them. I did too. And what is so very funny is I am a Capricorn, looking back at the list.

Have a great afternoon!!

 

[Palleon]

Re: Re: How Many Does it Take? Part 2

Ok Kayte, I'm a Leo and I enjoyed these, all of them! Thank you for sharing them (((hugs))) Mary I hope the Dr. had good news for you and that you are walking better. (((hugs))) for you too....I woke up in a hugging kind of mood....of course nobody has had a chance to piss me off yet, but its early. Pall where you been? (((hugs))) for you too...... anybody I missed...(((hugs)))

Hi Cats, I am feeling a little under the weather. Nice to see you ask about me

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: Re: How Many Does it Take? Part 2

Hi Cats, I am feeling a little under the weather. Nice to see you ask about me

{{{{{{{{Pall}}}}}} Darling, sorry you hear you aren't feeling well.... Get some rest dear!!

 

[Palleon]

Re: Re: Re: Re: How Many Does it Take? Part 2

{{{{{{{{Pall}}}}}} Darling, sorry you hear you aren't feeling well.... Get some rest dear!!

I have to work too. I am taking it easy though

 

[catsr2wild]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: How Many Does it Take? Part 2

I have to work too. I am taking it easy though

Pall so sorry to hear you're not well... I hate to work when I don't feel good. Take care and hope you are back up and feeling your usual ornery self soon. (((hugs)))

 

[Palleon]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: How Many Does it Take? Part 2

Pall so sorry to hear you're not well... I hate to work when I don't feel good. Take care and hope you are back up and feeling your usual ornery self soon. (((hugs)))

Thanks cats, I am sure I will be.

((((Cats))))

 

[MaryBears]

Hi Mary, hope today is better for you.


~waves at cats~

Hi Pall


I am a lil better.....still moving really slow......using my cane for support.....don't need another fall........Went to the dr.....She said that it will take a long time to heal cause i did a really good job on the fall......she said if it don't get a little better everyday then to call them back....Eventually the bruise will work its' way down my leg to my ankle......So time will tell...Just have to watch what I do.

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}} Thank you for the giggles!! It is such a great way to start out the day.

Be careful dear as you go out. Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers, hon!!!

Good Afternoon {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}. Your very welcome.....and yes it is a good way to start the day.


I was very careful.....and I came home and elevated it and took a nap.....I was tired.....so I am just going back and forth between the computer and the bed.....wish it was for a better reason