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MaryBears said:
THE JOYS OF WOMANHOOD



When I was 16, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a boy with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a boy with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting boy, but I couldn't keep up with him. He rushed from one party to another, never settling on anything. He did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a boy with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious boy with his feet planted firmly on the ground so I moved in with him. He was so ambitious that he dumped me and took everything I owned.

I am older now and am looking for a guy with a very big dick.


I wish someone had explained that cycle to me in junior high!
 
ok so its after 4:30 in the a.m. and I'm doing what....?

Happy Valentines Day all....lots and lots of ((((HUGS)))) and :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: and a little giggle for anyone who cares to enjoy:

THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2003

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Wow isn't that amazing......
 
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

May it be a day of smiles and joy for everyone. :kiss:
 
kayte said:
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

May it be a day of smiles and joy for everyone. :kiss:

Good Morning Kayte! You certainly sound chipper this a.m., hope you have wonderful plans for today.
 
catsr2wild said:
Good Morning Kayte! You certainly sound chipper this a.m., hope you have wonderful plans for today.


Good morning Cats!!! Nice to see you.

Actually I don't have any plans. But that isn't reason to not take joy in the day!!!

Hope your day is a grand one. :)
 
kayte said:
Good morning Cats!!! Nice to see you.

Actually I don't have any plans. But that isn't reason to not take joy in the day!!!

Hope your day is a grand one. :)

Thank you, and you're right. I only have plans to spend some time with my honey, nothing fancy or anything just me and him and maybe a movie or 2 here at home if he wants.
 
catsr2wild said:
Thank you, and you're right. I only have plans to spend some time with my honey, nothing fancy or anything just me and him and maybe a movie or 2 here at home if he wants.


That sounds like a marvelous way to spend the day, and the night too!!! :)
 
Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss;

Happy Valentine's Day to you!!!!

Here is a little chuckle too. :)

Atheist in Trouble

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
 
great day and greetings all may it be full of passion fun and most of all happiness
 
Shreik said:
great day and greetings all may it be full of passion fun and most of all happiness

Why thank you Shreik and the same to you....so to get you started here is a big wet :kiss: and a little :devil: as well as a dozen :rose: Meet me later??? ;) ;)
 
kayte said:
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

May it be a day of smiles and joy for everyone. :kiss:

Happy Valentine's Day {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Hope you have an awesome day!!!


Also I hope everyone checks out my Valentine's Day link up there a ways....It is on my MSN Group that I created.....Hope everyone likes it...and feel free to join the group.

 
kayte said:
Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss;

Happy Valentine's Day to you!!!!

Here is a little chuckle too. :)

Atheist in Trouble

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"


{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}:kiss: Thanks sweetie and same to you.....I loved the joke
 
Blue Dolphin said:
:)
dropping by to say Hi to Mary
as promised:kiss:

hey kayte
you sexy sweet thing
how are you?
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :rose:


Happy Valentine's Day Blue!!!!

Welcome to the Den.
I hope to see you visit frequently
and feel free to add in your jokes,
funny pics or whatever you feel
like sharing....We are a friendly bunch
here....Welcome again and have fun

 
Shreik said:
great day and greetings all may it be full of passion fun and most of all happiness


Shreik :kiss:

Happy Valentine's Day to you dear

Hope you and Cats have a wonderful day


Cats :rose: and hugs to you....have a very happy day :kiss:
 
MaryBears said:
Happy Valentine's Day Blue!!!!

Welcome to the Den.
I hope to see you visit frequently
and feel free to add in your jokes,
funny pics or whatever you feel
like sharing....We are a friendly bunch
here....Welcome again and have fun


Thank you sweet lady
Yes I will drop in regular, and post, some funies, maybe even one or two of my poems
hugsssssss Mary
 
MaryBears said:
Shreik :kiss:

Happy Valentine's Day to you dear

Hope you and Cats have a wonderful day


Cats :rose: and hugs to you....have a very happy day :kiss:

Mary (((hugs))) I hope you are doing well today....Here is a sweet Happy Valentines Day just for you...:heart:
 
Blue Dolphin said:

Thank you sweet lady
Yes I will drop in regular, and post, some funies, maybe even one or two of my poems
hugsssssss Mary


Your very welcome,

And I look forward to reading your poems
and funnies of course.

Huggggggggggggs BD
 
catsr2wild said:
Mary (((hugs))) I hope you are doing well today....Here is a sweet Happy Valentines Day just for you...:heart:
Thanks Cats :rose: :heart:

Doing as well as I can

:)
 
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