The Bunny Burrow

[Sir_Winston54]

Yeah, but the horses were happy you took such good care of them.

Try not to have *nightmares* tonight.

Oh, I wouldn't call that a nightmare. I didn't fall off anything. All my nightmares involve falling. Or dentists.

It was just an exhausting dream. I woke up already tired. It's like those dreams where you spend the whole time running after or from something and never getting anywhere.

It was a pun, sweetie...

 

[graceanne]

It was a pun, sweetie...

Oh.

Duh.

 

[BiBunny]

Two things:

1.) I talked to my mother today. Apparently, my cousin proposed to his girlfriend. Whoop-de-doo. He proposed to his last girlfriend, and she dumped him less than six months later. Also, apparently, another of my cousins (whom our family doesn't claim), who got married sometime last year, is pregnant.

I don't really give two shits about either piece of news, but my mother took it as yet another excuse to make me feel inferior to a.) a bitch she doesn't even recognize as her niece and b.) a fat, lazy, alcoholic 29-year-old who has never lived anywhere else but his parents' house his entire life. I'm sorry I don't walk on water like they do. My fucking apologies.

I took that opportunity to point out that I was also the only one in the family in grad school, and I was told, "Yeah, well, you don't have a job worth a damn." Thanks, Mother.

"Are you dating anyone now?" she asked me. Of course, I had to say no. But sometimes, I'm so tempted to tell her the truth. "Why, yes, Mother, I'm actually this couple's sex slave."

*Headdesk* And people wonder why I have complexes.

2.) Could someone please tell me what's so freaking hot about displaying pictures of some bitch's red ass? It's all you see on CollarMe and FetLife anymore.

I know other people like to be beaten, and I can tolerate it at times. But the red ass pic is, to me, like cock avs on Lit. It lacks creativity. Wow, you had enough stamina to whack a bitch over and over in the same area until it turned red. Give you a fucking cookie.

I'm not talking about all impact play pics here. At least cane stripes are interesting.

Also, just because your ass is red, it does NOT make you hardcore. I realize that I'm not necessarily hardcore, either, but I also don't run around shouting that my red ass makes me a super-maso. STFU.

It doesn't take a whole lot of creativity to spank someone's ass. Color me unimpressed.

/Bunny rants

 

[Bi_Kitty]

Two things:

1.) I talked to my mother today.

I don't really give two shits about either piece of news, but my mother took it as yet another excuse to make me feel inferior to a.) a bitch she doesn't even recognize as her niece and b.) a fat, lazy, alcoholic 29-year-old who has never lived anywhere else but his parents' house his entire life. I'm sorry I don't walk on water like they do. My fucking apologies.

I took that opportunity to point out that I was also the only one in the family in grad school, and I was told, "Yeah, well, you don't have a job worth a damn." Thanks, Mother.

2.) Could someone please tell me what's so freaking hot about displaying pictures of some bitch's red ass? It's all you see on CollarMe and FetLife anymore.

Well, don'tcha know if you would have stayed home, lived in your parents' backyard, and done drugs you too could have walked on water?!?!?!? But to me that's over-rated.

As far as the the number two...(heads up B--smartass reply coming up)

 

[BiBunny]

Kitty, your ass in a skirt is totally different.

And, yeah, you're right about living in my parents' backyard. I'm sorry, I'm neither a cokehead nor an alkie. Too bad. If I were, my family might like me.

Seriously, though, the spanking thing. The most painful scenes I've had to date didn't involve being hit in the ass with ANYTHING. Of course, it did require a good bit more ingenuity than *spank*, "ow," *spank*, "ow," *spank*, "ow," ad nauseam.

I'm just in a bitchy mood tonight. More so than normal.

 

[CurlyKat]

At Texas A&M, it's a compliment to be called "red ass". It means you're closely following school traditions and rules. The school itself is all about its traditions, so you're cool if you're following them. Theoretically, the term is based on the Corps of Cadets and them being beaten, or beating someone, or something like that. It's one of the terms that no one can really explain too well.

And really, you don't have to show off your scars to prove you're hardcore. Those marks should be there for you, not for everyone else or to prove your place.

 

[DiscusDave]

Kitty, your ass in a skirt is totally different.

And, yeah, you're right about living in my parents' backyard. I'm sorry, I'm neither a cokehead nor an alkie. Too bad. If I were, my family might like me.

Seriously, though, the spanking thing. The most painful scenes I've had to date didn't involve being hit in the ass with ANYTHING. Of course, it did require a good bit more ingenuity than *spank*, "ow," *spank*, "ow," *spank*, "ow," ad nauseam.

I'm just in a bitchy mood tonight. More so than normal.

And here I always thought it was "at nauseam." Even in your "bitchy mood" you were still able to teach me something new.

Is *spank*, "me-ow," *spank*, "me-ow," *spank*, "me-ow," ingenuity? Or just a call to PETA being placed?

 

[BiBunny]

At Texas A&M, it's a compliment to be called "red ass". It means you're closely following school traditions and rules. The school itself is all about its traditions, so you're cool if you're following them. Theoretically, the term is based on the Corps of Cadets and them being beaten, or beating someone, or something like that. It's one of the terms that no one can really explain too well.

And really, you don't have to show off your scars to prove you're hardcore. Those marks should be there for you, not for everyone else or to prove your place.

The A&M thing is neat! I didn't know that.

And here I always thought it was "at nauseam." Even in your "bitchy mood" you were still able to teach me something new.

Is *spank*, "me-ow," *spank*, "me-ow," *spank*, "me-ow," ingenuity? Or just a call to PETA being placed?

The latter. Well, except I think PETA's a bunch of whackjobs. It's gotta involve more than spanking and being tied spread-eagled across the bed for me call it ingenious.

 

[graceanne]

2.) Could someone please tell me what's so freaking hot about displaying pictures of some bitch's red ass? It's all you see on CollarMe and FetLife anymore.

I know other people like to be beaten, and I can tolerate it at times. But the red ass pic is, to me, like cock avs on Lit. It lacks creativity. Wow, you had enough stamina to whack a bitch over and over in the same area until it turned red. Give you a fucking cookie.

I'm not talking about all impact play pics here. At least cane stripes are interesting.

Also, just because your ass is red, it does NOT make you hardcore. I realize that I'm not necessarily hardcore, either, but I also don't run around shouting that my red ass makes me a super-maso. STFU.

It doesn't take a whole lot of creativity to spank someone's ass. Color me unimpressed.

/Bunny rants

ROFL

Is *spank*, "me-ow," *spank*, "me-ow," *spank*, "me-ow," ingenuity? Or just a call to PETA being placed?

Thanks for the idea.

 

[BiBunny]

When K gets back, let us know how that idea works out for you, gracie.

 

[graceanne]

When K gets back, let us know how that idea works out for you, gracie.

I might . . .

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Is *spank*, "me-ow," *spank*, "me-ow," *spank*, "me-ow," ingenuity? Or just a call to PETA being placed?

ROFL

Thanks for the idea.

When K gets back, let us know how that idea works out for you, gracie.

Just because we sorta share a name doesn't mean you're allowed to share my thoughts.

 

[Puman]

Totally unrelated, but I thought I'd let you know that your current AV is lovely. You are quite a stunner, BiBunny.
Hope your evening gets better.

 

[DiscusDave]

Have you had a different AV before BiBunny? All I've ever known is the pretty one you have now.

And back to ingenious sex... found this creative little tid bit and couldn't stop laughing. Then I had to look for more. I just had to share it after all the talk of being creative.


http://freakymartin.com/nitro/funtasticus/480d825627bb6porn005.jpg

NOTE: I DID NOT MAKE THIS, BUT I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING AT IT!!

 

[Netzach]

Two things:

1.) I talked to my mother today. Apparently, my cousin proposed to his girlfriend. Whoop-de-doo. He proposed to his last girlfriend, and she dumped him less than six months later. Also, apparently, another of my cousins (whom our family doesn't claim), who got married sometime last year, is pregnant.

I don't really give two shits about either piece of news, but my mother took it as yet another excuse to make me feel inferior to a.) a bitch she doesn't even recognize as her niece and b.) a fat, lazy, alcoholic 29-year-old who has never lived anywhere else but his parents' house his entire life. I'm sorry I don't walk on water like they do. My fucking apologies.

I took that opportunity to point out that I was also the only one in the family in grad school, and I was told, "Yeah, well, you don't have a job worth a damn." Thanks, Mother.

"Are you dating anyone now?" she asked me. Of course, I had to say no. But sometimes, I'm so tempted to tell her the truth. "Why, yes, Mother, I'm actually this couple's sex slave."

*Headdesk* And people wonder why I have complexes.

Sounds familiar.

How often do you talk to her?

Try cutting that number in half. Not *never* but not as often as it must be for this to bother you at all. If you only listen to this once a year it really begins to sound laughably stupid.

You aren't getting anything good out of this, it's just poison. Why are you eating it?
This is a no-win game. If you were getting married to fucking Prince Charming and having babies, she'd be asking why you aren't in grad school.

 

[nh23]

Sounds familiar.

How often do you talk to her?

Try cutting that number in half. Not *never* but not as often as it must be for this to bother you at all. If you only listen to this once a year it really begins to sound laughably stupid.

You aren't getting anything good out of this, it's just poison. Why are you eating it?
This is a no-win game. If you were getting married to fucking Prince Charming and having babies, she'd be asking why you aren't in grad school.

Yes, yes, yes! Very good advice.

 

[Bi_Kitty]

Sounds familiar.

How often do you talk to her?

Try cutting that number in half. Not *never* but not as often as it must be for this to bother you at all. If you only listen to this once a year it really begins to sound laughably stupid.

You aren't getting anything good out of this, it's just poison. Why are you eating it?
This is a no-win game. If you were getting married to fucking Prince Charming and having babies, she'd be asking why you aren't in grad school.

Yes, yes, yes! Very good advice.

*agrees*

 

[Homburg]

Devil's advocate time.

The red ass shows, or at least implies, that the person posting it had real time, face to face BDSM experience, either applying the hand to ass, or taking it. Assuming it is a picture of themselves or an actual partner, it lends potential credibility to their profile, post, etc.

So I do see some possible value to it, however much I agree that it is unimaginative. I am offering this bit of devil's advocacy to you as you are a person that really wants that RT, F2F experience to be part of the discussion.

 

[CutieMouse]

Devil's advocate time.

The red ass shows, or at least implies, that the person posting it had real time, face to face BDSM experience, either applying the hand to ass, or taking it. Assuming it is a picture of themselves or an actual partner, it lends potential credibility to their profile, post, etc.

So I do see some possible value to it, however much I agree that it is unimaginative. I am offering this bit of devil's advocacy to you as you are a person that really wants that RT, F2F experience to be part of the discussion.

Maybe so, but it's tacky.

 

[graceanne]

The whole 'red behind photo thing' is a combo of showing off and exhibitionism, imho. I laughed, because I agree - it's unimaginative and all that.

 

[BiBunny]

Just because we sorta share a name doesn't mean you're allowed to share my thoughts.

Aww, what's the fun in that? *Pouts*

Totally unrelated, but I thought I'd let you know that your current AV is lovely. You are quite a stunner, BiBunny.
Hope your evening gets better.

Thank you.

Have you had a different AV before BiBunny? All I've ever known is the pretty one you have now.

And back to ingenious sex... found this creative little tid bit and couldn't stop laughing. Then I had to look for more. I just had to share it after all the talk of being creative.


http://freakymartin.com/nitro/funtasticus/480d825627bb6porn005.jpg

NOTE: I DID NOT MAKE THIS, BUT I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING AT IT!!

I've had this av since sometime in March. Kitty is my own personal photographer, so I change my avs when she takes new ones of me that I really like.

And the picture is fantastic.

Sounds familiar.

How often do you talk to her?

Try cutting that number in half. Not *never* but not as often as it must be for this to bother you at all. If you only listen to this once a year it really begins to sound laughably stupid.

You aren't getting anything good out of this, it's just poison. Why are you eating it?
This is a no-win game. If you were getting married to fucking Prince Charming and having babies, she'd be asking why you aren't in grad school.

I try to only talk to her a couple of times a week. Stuff like this only comes up occasionally, praise God. It's still annoying when it does, though, particularly the whole being compared unfavorably to my loser kinfolks part.

You're right about it being a no-win game, for sure.

Devil's advocate time.

The red ass shows, or at least implies, that the person posting it had real time, face to face BDSM experience, either applying the hand to ass, or taking it. Assuming it is a picture of themselves or an actual partner, it lends potential credibility to their profile, post, etc.

So I do see some possible value to it, however much I agree that it is unimaginative. I am offering this bit of devil's advocacy to you as you are a person that really wants that RT, F2F experience to be part of the discussion.

I guess so. If we're trying to show our real-life experience, I'd prefer something more artistic and less cliched, though. But it's not my av, so take it for what it's worth, LOL.

Maybe so, but it's tacky.

I agree.

The whole 'red behind photo thing' is a combo of showing off and exhibitionism, imho. I laughed, because I agree - it's unimaginative and all that.

It really is.

 

[Puman]

You are welcome.

 

[southernsky]

You don't have to have an equine science degree to do what you want. Get horse management experience anywhere, good horse management and care is universal and then get experience learning conformation and bloodlines. You can do a lot of that yourself, and any horseperson worth anything will tell you all about conformation if you are genuinely interested in learning. Once you've had a few years of getting paid to learn instead of paying to learn, start small and either start proving yourself at shows or save up and buy a good broodmare.

A college riding team doesn't give you nearly as much experience as spending the same amount of time and money on private lessons, and unless you come from a top top equine science program and then work for/intern with a top pro in your discipline, I haven't heard anyone say that their degree was exceptionally useful. Why not go out and get a job working on a farm right now? You'll make money, lose weight, get stronger, get more knowledge, etc.

 

[nh23]

You don't have to have an equine science degree to do what you want. Get horse management experience anywhere, good horse management and care is universal and then get experience learning conformation and bloodlines. You can do a lot of that yourself, and any horseperson worth anything will tell you all about conformation if you are genuinely interested in learning. Once you've had a few years of getting paid to learn instead of paying to learn, start small and either start proving yourself at shows or save up and buy a good broodmare.

A college riding team doesn't give you nearly as much experience as spending the same amount of time and money on private lessons, and unless you come from a top top equine science program and then work for/intern with a top pro in your discipline, I haven't heard anyone say that their degree was exceptionally useful. Why not go out and get a job working on a farm right now? You'll make money, lose weight, get stronger, get more knowledge, etc.

Bunny is a horse person She grew up on a horse farm, and to my knowledge has been in several competitions.

She still has the horse farm, she just doesn't live there. She visits and works there on a regular basis though.

 

[BiBunny]

You don't have to have an equine science degree to do what you want. Get horse management experience anywhere, good horse management and care is universal and then get experience learning conformation and bloodlines. You can do a lot of that yourself, and any horseperson worth anything will tell you all about conformation if you are genuinely interested in learning. Once you've had a few years of getting paid to learn instead of paying to learn, start small and either start proving yourself at shows or save up and buy a good broodmare.

A college riding team doesn't give you nearly as much experience as spending the same amount of time and money on private lessons, and unless you come from a top top equine science program and then work for/intern with a top pro in your discipline, I haven't heard anyone say that their degree was exceptionally useful. Why not go out and get a job working on a farm right now? You'll make money, lose weight, get stronger, get more knowledge, etc.

I've owned horses my whole life. I've ridden competitively since I was 11 years old. I couldn't be on the "college riding team," anyway, because I ride saddleseat, not hunt seat or Western.

I know more about conformation, horse care, showing, and bloodlines of Tennessee Walking Horses than most people in my area. I had one of the top pleasure horses in Alabama back when I was in high school. Well, I still have him, but he's semi-retired. (I my Flubber.) I've had to stop riding and showing like I used to because of college, since my horses are at my parents', and I don't live there anymore.

I've ridden under three different trainers and have shown at some of the biggest shows in the country. I've been doing AO&T (Amateur Owned and Trained) for the last 4 years because I can do better alone than any of the trainers I can afford.

You see the problem here? It's not lack of experience. It's lack of money. When I still showed Youth, I had a shot at being one of the top riders in the country. But a couple of injuries and one really fucking stupid trainer killed that particular dream.

Also, there are no farms in this area where I could work. Crazy fucking trainer made me a lot of enemies for one, and I have no desire to work for some of the other assholes for two.

There's also a whole bunch of TWH politics I don't want to get into here. It's a shitty time to try to enter that particular industry.