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all of them. we're talking code five. level red here. get ready for bodies.
The catch-up thread.
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all of them. we're talking code five. level red here. get ready for bodies.
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So I had to check you out/FB stalk you, and dammit, Garnate...are you capable of taking a bad pic? No one should get to be that hot.
I feel like I only know about 1/3 of the folks who post here these days. I can't keep up with the youngsters or the returning oldies. They keep switching their AVs, and I don't seem to know any of the current inside jokes or stories, and I feel old and washed up before my time. I'm going to continue to lurk in here and see if I can learn something about someone. Any something, any someone.
I was MYW, or mywredux at Lint. If that helps
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That is super weird. My sister doesn't have a toddler or a baby.
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I can't tell you how hard I'm laughing at this right now, goddamn you.
Also, OH NO! *Grabs a shovel*
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Cutie. Such a cutie.
Lemme guess, you didn't send me a friend request either. Typical! I see how you fuckers are. No, it's fine. I'm fine. But I'm starting to feel your pain. Let us be washed up together, then.
I have such a fear of FB rejection! I'm counting on you not to scream "Psych!" and hit deny, okay?
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Welllllllllllll my sister also doesn't have a toddler or baby. And I don't have a sister.
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Cutie. Such a cutie.
I have such a fear of FB rejection! I'm counting on you not to scream "Psych!" and hit deny, okay?
I would NEVER, and I can't be more serious about that.
OMG We're real friends now! And I can't get over how cute you are.
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I was MYW, or mywredux at Lint. If that helps
Oh, that DOES help! So much! I'm actually laughing at how much better it makes me feel to know that I know you! Hi there, lovely!
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I love you.
Only because I love you will I post a boob blooper. Let's call this one cockeyed.
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I can't tell you how hard I'm laughing at this right now, goddamn you.
Also, OH NO! *Grabs a shovel*
*smooches*
good. you have the shovel. now hit anything that moves that's not a cat. snipers are up on the roofs and in the trees. your rear is covered. slowly walk back.
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Oh, that DOES help! So much! I'm actually laughing at how much better it makes me feel to know that I know you! Hi there, lovely!
hi . Just me, now with another esoteric, yet more literary name!SAY THAT TO MY SISTER'S FACE.
DONT MAKE ME CUT A BITCH
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Dare?
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*pillowfluffs*
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I would NEVER, and I can't be more serious about that.
OMG We're real friends now! And I can't get over how cute you are.
Oh my goodness, look at your beautiful life! And your loves. They're so precious, Garnate! I'm going to go swoon over everything for a bit.
Garnate
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Welcome to MY world.
*Epic motorboat*
Got it! *Runs in the direction of nearest ice cream shop* Leave me. I'm no use to you now....
I already forgot what I'm suppose to yell.
Wait! THIS SHIT REAL.
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Oh....right....only on a dare. Totally.
Oh my goodness, look at your beautiful life! And your loves. They're so precious, Garnate! I'm going to go swoon over everything for a bit.
Don't make me fall in love with you. I couldn't take the rejection when you realize I don't have a bigger penis than your man and you have to leave me. Eventually they all leave me.......
hahahahaaaa no more moonshine for this girl tonight.
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First mistake! hahaha
Make up your mind, woman.
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A dare that you can drink as much as you like! And break the ice and give that hand job, so that we can get to know each other. You choose the place and if I don't chicken out, I'll answer all your questions...
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Oh, and as far as catching up, I've come to the conclusion that our resident thug appears to be very elaborate performance art. Very, very elaborate.
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DONT MAKE ME CUT A BITCH
It suits you! I like it.
But I don't need another penis!
"Oh bay-beeee YOU, you got what I neeeeeed..."
And I can't even blame it on the moonshine.
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Okay! I am! Not. I am-ish.
I'm Amish.
I only give out handy's to family, sir. I'm a lady!
No way. Please let this be true.
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But I don't need another penis!
"Oh bay-beeee YOU, you got what I neeeeeed..."
And I can't even blame it on the moonshine.
Great, another ear worm. But I've had worse so thank you! It's a good one.
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