The catch-up thread.

[spacekowboy]

Probably lots.







Goddamn I'm helpful.

Let's see em

A couple of cockeyed tits, plus mine.

I wouldn't mind cockeyeing a set or two.

 

[Garnate]

Is that really the best you can do? Look inside yourself. Better yet, let us look inside you. That sounds like a fair compromise.

A few months back I did something to my big toe. I don't know what it was since I don't remember hurting it, but I could barely walk for 4 days. The slightest pressure against it and I'd crumple to the ground. Then all was well. THEN, a month later there's a bruise in the corner by my cuticle. A month later! Wtf. But no more pain, so that was good. Then a month after THAT I realized that the back of the nail (by the cuticle) was severed. I mean, what kind of trauma could I have done to it to break the nail at the cuticle and not even remember doing anything to it?? So now half of the entire nail is unattached to the nail bed and the nail is dying, while a new nail is trying to grow in and I can lift the corner of the nail by the cuticle up. Seriously, what the fuck is happening to my toe?

Anyway, you can now look inside my toe, which is the point I was trying to make. Look inside it all you want, you kinky bastard.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Oh, and as far as catching up, I've come to the conclusion that our resident thug appears to be very elaborate performance art. Very, very elaborate.

He ignorant.

 

[rimmy]

A few months back I did something to my big toe. I don't know what it was since I don't remember hurting it, but I could barely walk for 4 days. The slightest pressure against it and I'd crumple to the ground. Then all was well. THEN, a month later there's a bruise in the corner by my cuticle. A month later! Wtf. But no more pain, so that was good. Then a month after THAT I realized that the back of the nail (by the cuticle) was severed. I mean, what kind of trauma could I have done to it to break the nail at the cuticle and not even remember doing anything to it?? So now half of the entire nail is unattached to the nail bed and the nail is dying, while a new nail is trying to grow in and I can lift the corner of the nail by the cuticle up. Seriously, what the fuck is happening to my toe?

Anyway, you can now look inside my toe, which is the point I was trying to make. Look inside it all you want, you kinky bastard.

My new dream is to jizz into your toe. This even beats the Vagankle.

 

[Garnate]

Mu new dream is to jizz into your toe. This even beats the Vagankle.

I........you know what? Fuck you, dude. I can't even gross you out.....I mean.....the fuck do I have to do.............I'm just......I can't even right now.

 

[spacekowboy]

Foot job anyone?

 

[Sinny]

I love the way you cut through all the BS. Kudos.
Is that really the best you can do? Look inside yourself. Better yet, let us look inside you. That sounds like a fair compromise.



Don't get me wrong, they were lovely as usual, but there was a strange material blocking them. You should look into that.

I don't do full nude! What do you think I am, GERMAN???

Ahahahahaaaaaaa you bitch. So true....

C'mere.

Let's see em



I wouldn't mind cockeyeing a set or two.

See above.

 

[Garnate]

Foot job anyone?

LMAO *Dies*






But seriously. I should probably see a doctor about this. lol

 

[Sinny]

A few months back I did something to my big toe. I don't know what it was since I don't remember hurting it, but I could barely walk for 4 days. The slightest pressure against it and I'd crumple to the ground. Then all was well. THEN, a month later there's a bruise in the corner by my cuticle. A month later! Wtf. But no more pain, so that was good. Then a month after THAT I realized that the back of the nail (by the cuticle) was severed. I mean, what kind of trauma could I have done to it to break the nail at the cuticle and not even remember doing anything to it?? So now half of the entire nail is unattached to the nail bed and the nail is dying, while a new nail is trying to grow in and I can lift the corner of the nail by the cuticle up. Seriously, what the fuck is happening to my toe?

Anyway, you can now look inside my toe, which is the point I was trying to make. Look inside it all you want, you kinky bastard.

Truth, that just happened to my index toe on my left foot. The nail finally popped off a few nights ago to reveal the mutant baby nail. Severed at my cuticle and everything, same pain as you. I don't know what the hell I did, but it hurt for the realz.

 

[Garnate]

Truth, that just happened to my index toe on my left foot. The nail finally popped off a few nights ago to reveal the mutant baby nail. Severed at my cuticle and everything, same pain as you. I don't know what the hell I did, but it hurt for the realz.

And you don't remember what you could've done to it either? How fucked up is that??

Wait, the damn thing is just going to pop off? I'm not super excited about that. And I'd really like to know what happened to our goddamn toes.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It's about fucking time you got back.

And all I'll say is this... Kitty seemed to disappear the same time you did. Uh huh.

 

[Garnate]

It's about fucking time you got back.

And all I'll say is this... Kitty seemed to disappear the same time you did. Uh huh.

She didn't really disappear, did she? The hell.

 

[rimmy]

I........you know what? Fuck you, dude. I can't even gross you out.....I mean.....the fuck do I have to do.............I'm just......I can't even right now.

I'm like a Circus attraction. "Come see the Human Freak and bear witness to all his freakishly disgusting thoughts!"



Hold me.

 

[dagdag]

LMAO *Dies*






But seriously. I should probably see a doctor about this. lol

I don't think that doctors can do anything about it. New nail is going to replace the old one slowly and you are going to forget about that this ever happened. Your foot will live happily ever after. And provide the foot-job services to family.

 

[Sinny]

And you don't remember what you could've done to it either? How fucked up is that??

Wait, the damn thing is just going to pop off? I'm not super excited about that. And I'd really like to know what happened to our goddamn toes.

The same thing happened to me about two years ago, too, with the same pathology ... pain, followed by relief, then more pain, then severed cuticle, then toe nail falls off. It didn't appear I had a hangnail in either case, but maybe it was so deep, it didn't swell or turn red? I dunno. It is so weird.

So the nail finally fell off in bed when I got caught up in the sheets. Didn't hurt much. I bet ripping it off would hurt more.

 

[spacekowboy]

I don't do full nude! What do you think I am, GERMAN???



C'mere.



See above.

Ich bein ien berbooben.

 

[Lord Pmann]

She didn't really disappear, did she? The hell.

I haven't seen her. And don't play coy!

 

[spacekowboy]

LMAO *Dies*




But seriously. I should probably see a doctor about this. lol

Yeah you probably should.

 

[Sinny]

I don't think that doctors can do anything about it. New nail is going to replace the old one slowly and you are going to forget about that this ever happened. Your foot will live happily ever after. And provide the foot-job services to family.

What he said.

Also, welcome back to you. I have kinda fond memories of you posting in my I Am Going To Date Someone thread a few years ago. Quick update, as if you care, but here the fuck it is: I started dating one of the guys mentioned in the thread. We dated and dated and dated. Then dated some more. Flash forward three plus years, we are living together. Ta da!

 

[rimmy]

Truth, that just happened to my index toe on my left foot. The nail finally popped off a few nights ago to reveal the mutant baby nail. Severed at my cuticle and everything, same pain as you. I don't know what the hell I did, but it hurt for the realz.

Maybe you've both caught a Lit virus. Like Litmonia or Litbola.


I got it...Litphilis.

 

[Sinny]

Maybe you've both caught a Lit virus. Like Litmonia or Litbola.


I got it...Litphilis.

Someone shoot some penicilin in my ass.
But not with your dick. Exit only.

 

[rimmy]

Someone shoot some penicilin in my ass.
But not with your dick. Exit only.

I was so excited for a second and then you lowered the proverbial boom.


Thanks for that.

 

[Garnate]

I don't think that doctors can do anything about it. New nail is going to replace the old one slowly and you are going to forget about that this ever happened. Your foot will live happily ever after. And provide the foot-job services to family.

OH THANK GOD!!!

The same thing happened to me about two years ago, too, with the same pathology ... pain, followed by relief, then more pain, then severed cuticle, then toe nail falls off. It didn't appear I had a hangnail in either case, but maybe it was so deep, it didn't swell or turn red? I dunno. It is so weird.

So the nail finally fell off in bed when I got caught up in the sheets. Didn't hurt much. I bet ripping it off would hurt more.

I......still can't even right now.

I haven't seen her. And don't play coy!

I should've known something was up when she didn't post in this thread. How long has it been? Should.......should we alert someone?

Yeah you probably should.

No way, Dr. Sinny says it's normal. If a toe nail just popping off like that is normal.......
Something to look forward to, definitely.

 

[Sinny]

I was so excited for a second and then you lowered the proverbial boom.


Thanks for that.

Now that I have deflated every cock here, I am off to watch Call The Midwife. Muah hahaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa.

 

[Garnate]

Maybe you've both caught a Lit virus. Like Litmonia or Litbola.


I got it...Litphilis.

Hahahahahaaaaaa gross. Litbola is terminal, I hear. I hope it's just LitIV.