The catch-up thread.

[unregistered]

 

[Wife of Bath]

Hmmm....interesting.

To be clear, I have zero basis for this other than my own observations.

 

[dagdag]

Okay! I am! Not. I am-ish.

I'm Amish.

I only give out handy's to family, sir. I'm a lady!


No way. Please let this be true.

I didn't know Amish were involved in incest Or were you referring to your husband?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

I didn't know Amish were involved in incest Or were you referring to your husband?

The Amish are some seriously dirty motherfuckers.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I get that. I've had similar conclusions, but then sometimes I'm just so blown away by the consistently ignorant posts. Meh.

It's truly spectacular if it really is someone fucking around.

 

[unregistered]

 

[dagdag]

The Amish are some seriously dirty motherfuckers.

As long as they are consenting adults, why do we care who they fuck?

How are we supposed to break the ice without a handjob?

 

[Garnate]

Exactly! If it's a ruse, so much applause and admiration is deserved...if he's real, so much disdain for him and pity for his children.

This.

As long as they are consenting adults, why do we care who they fuck?

How are we supposed to break the ice without a handjob?

Why do you assume me calling them dirty motherfuckers was judgmental?

 

[rimmy]

Okay! I am! Not. I am-ish.

I'm Amish.

You should pretend to be Amish to get on that Breaking Amish show. You could go from introverted girl to total slut in record time. The ratings, like your breastages, would be huge.

 

[Garnate]

You should pretend to be Amish to get on that Breaking Amish show. You could go from introverted girl to total slut in record time. The ratings, like your breastages, would be huge.

Go without makeup........on tv? WHAT KIND OF SICK GAME ARE YOU PLAYING??

 

[Wife of Bath]

Exactly! If it's a ruse, so much applause and admiration is deserved...if he's real, so much disdain for him and pity for his children.

I couldn't have said it better.

 

[dagdag]

This.


Why do you assume me calling them dirty motherfuckers was judgmental?

Oh, I see. You were being nice and approving of Amish by calling them "dirty motherfuckers"

I am not so sure about the dare anymore, you may succeed and I may be embarrassed.

 

[Garnate]

Oh, I see. You were being nice and approving of Amish by calling them "dirty motherfuckers"

I am not so sure about the dare anymore, you may succeed and I may be embarrassed.

Thank you for bowing out before it was left to me.

 

[rimmy]

Go without makeup........on tv? WHAT KIND OF SICK GAME ARE YOU PLAYING??

That's what will make the transformation so great. You'll change from the hideous she-monster you wake up as into the bright blooming flower we all see before us today.

 

[Garnate]

That's what will make the transformation so great. You'll change from the hideous she-monster you wake up as into the bright blooming flower we all see before us today.

You had me at hideous she-monster.

 

[dagdag]

Thank you for bowing out before it was left to me.

I am always a gentleman that would open the doors for a lady and make her call the shots. It is better to be not embarrassed, but pleasantly surprised.

 

[rimmy]

You had me at hideous she-monster.

I knew I would.

I'm cocky that way.

 

[spacekowboy]

Are there any tits in this dump?

 

[dagdag]

Are there any tits in this dump?

I'm told that there are some Amish motherfuckers!

 

[Garnate]

Are there any tits in this dump?

Probably lots.







Goddamn I'm helpful.

 

[Sinny]

A couple of cockeyed tits, plus mine.

 

[dagdag]

Probably lots.







Goddamn I'm helpful.

Might that be the booze speaking? If so, not bad at all

 

[rimmy]

Are there any tits in this dump?

I love the way you cut through all the BS. Kudos.

Probably lots.

Goddamn I'm helpful.

Is that really the best you can do? Look inside yourself. Better yet, let us look inside you. That sounds like a fair compromise.

A couple of cockeyed tits, plus mine.

Don't get me wrong, they were lovely as usual, but there was a strange material blocking them. You should look into that.

 

[Garnate]

A couple of cockeyed tits, plus mine.

Ahahahahaaaaaaa you bitch. So true....