The Cozy Corner

Tell me (one, both, neither - you pick!)
  • What is the most important thing in a relationship? (but make it silly!!)
Not so much 'important' but a guy who would spread a bit of butter on a cracker before putting the brie on 🙈
Yep, I know it's 'extra' and I'll scoff it in 2 seconds flat anyway.
But I like the taste.
Also show me you care by not cursing me as you try to not break the cracker doing it!
 
Not taking one self too seriously. I rarely act all that seriously, outside of work (and sometimes not even there 😁) and anyone i date has to be easy going, fun loving, and enjoy my own special sense of humor.
And embarrassing kissing story - made out with the wrong guy once at a Halloween costume party. Thank you masks, dimly lit rooms, and alcohol.
 
Not so much 'important' but a guy who would spread a bit of butter on a cracker before putting the brie on 🙈
Yep, I know it's 'extra' and I'll scoff it in 2 seconds flat anyway.
But I like the taste.
Also show me you care by not cursing me as you try to not break the cracker doing it!
If you don't have the fine motor motor skills to not break the cracker then that's a red flag. Just sayin'
 
Not so much 'important' but a guy who would spread a bit of butter on a cracker before putting the brie on 🙈
Yep, I know it's 'extra' and I'll scoff it in 2 seconds flat anyway.
But I like the taste.
Also show me you care by not cursing me as you try to not break the cracker doing it!
Shouldn't you always keep some room temperature butter around for things like this? I do...then you can spread on the cracker easily
 
Another essential skill in relationships is the art of ordering off a menu when out together. It's very specific and must be done with precision.

Step 1: quickly look over the whole menu to see what they probably want
Step 2: carefully time asking what they think they want before they ask you but after enough time they have it narrowed down to two options.
step 3: agree that both of those look like good options
Step 4: let them order first and then order the other one
Step 5: eat slowly because half way through the only thing they want is the meal you have ordered
 
Another essential skill in relationships is the art of ordering off a menu when out together. It's very specific and must be done with precision.

Step 1: quickly look over the whole menu to see what they probably want
Step 2: carefully time asking what they think they want before they ask you but after enough time they have it narrowed down to two options.
step 3: agree that both of those look like good options
Step 4: let them order first and then order the other one
Step 5: eat slowly because half way through the only thing they want is the meal you have ordered
Step 6: get an extra order of fries if I'm stubborn and get the vegetables with the entree.

You'll thank yourself later.
 
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