The Cozy Corner

[Dayhoosier]

The zipper mouth makes the jokes for me.
I didn't say anything....but you all thought it *wags finger at everyone who used laughing reaction*

 

[Dayhoosier]

PBJ and a side of potato chips:
I'm average but classic and satisfying
Nothing to get too excited about but basically everyone likes it.....it's reliable

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

PBJ and a side of potato chips:
I'm average but classic and satisfying
Nothing to get too excited about but basically everyone likes it.....it's reliable

You are so full of it! You are anything but average!

 

[metrifonate]

Question: If you were a meal, what would you be and why?

Marmite on toast... either you like me or hate me.

 

[Dayhoosier]

You are so full of it! You are anything but average!

Pulls out last physical and sets it on the table
College transcripts puts them on the table
Job reviews for almost every year outs them on the table
My cozy corner evaluation from MWP and outs it on the table


Average....and btw not a complaint .... I'm happy to be average

 

[TXRafe]

Another essential skill in relationships is the art of ordering off a menu when out together. It's very specific and must be done with precision.

Step 1: quickly look over the whole menu to see what they probably want
Step 2: carefully time asking what they think they want before they ask you but after enough time they have it narrowed down to two options.
step 3: agree that both of those look like good options
Step 4: let them order first and then order the other one
Step 5: eat slowly because half way through the only thing they want is the meal you have ordered

 

[KatieKulka32]

Question: If you were a meal, what would you be and why?

Hamburger Helper, not flashy but oddly satisfying and always there when you need me

 

[TomTeacher19]

Pulls out last physical and sets it on the table

Almost everyone who has ever lived is dead now. This, you are above average

College transcripts puts them on the table

Almost everyone who has ever lived never went to college. Above average again

Job reviews for almost every year outs them on the table

Almost everyone who has ever lived didn't even have a job worthy of a review

My cozy corner evaluation from MWP and outs it on the table

She's a tough grader

Average....and btw not a complaint .... I'm happy to be average

I actually think that's a great attitude, but people should be open to being told and knowing they often are above average too

 

[Dayhoosier]

Almost everyone who has ever lived is dead now. This, you are above average

Almost everyone who has ever lived never went to college. Above average again

Almost everyone who has ever lived didn't even have a job worthy of a review

She's a tough grader

I actually think that's a great attitude, but people should be open to being told and knowing they often are above average too

I'm an above average journey runner

 

[Dayhoosier]

Almost everyone who has ever lived is dead now. This, you are above average

Almost everyone who has ever lived never went to college. Above average again

Almost everyone who has ever lived didn't even have a job worthy of a review

She's a tough grader

I actually think that's a great attitude, but people should be open to being told and knowing they often are above average too

Teacher response (from former teacher/admin)

 

[TomTeacher19]

Hamburger Helper, not flashy but oddly satisfying and always there when you need me

Some friends of mine have joked hamburger helper is the male cooking version of sex - they just show up with their meat and it's simple enough to get it done.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Some friends of mine have joked hamburger helper is the male cooking version of sex - they just show up with their meat and it's simple enough to get it done.

Listen, I'd eat the hell out of some hamburger helper right about now ...... I haven't had it in years and years but now...

 

[subdudeme13]

Pulls out last physical and sets it on the table
College transcripts puts them on the table
Job reviews for almost every year outs them on the table
My cozy corner evaluation from MWP and outs it on the table


Average....and btw not a complaint .... I'm happy to be average

False modesty will get you no where! Suck it up and admit it! You are what Latina said. What was it again that she said?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Question: If you were a meal, what would you be and why?

Hmm… interesting question. I have to think about it!

 

[subdudeme13]

Question: If you were a meal, what would you be and why?

Extra large pizza.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Listen, I'd eat the hell out of some hamburger helper right about now ...... I haven't had it in years and years but now...

Oh me too. When our first kid was born my wife had to work nights for a while and I was in charge of dinner several nights every week and I LIVED through my Hamburger Helper cookbook!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Extra large pizza.

And why?

 

[Nylonian]

Hi... here I am... again

I need to address something from earlier - it's just taken me all day to figure out how to say this. I think some wires got crossed and a few things were said that made some people feel uncomfortable or worried that their interactions weren’t welcome here. First off - everyone is welcome! That’s been our vibe from the very beginning. That being said, this is cozy corner… not horny corner. We're not prudes but it's all about balance! Think sexy-flirty, not sleazy-skanky... Just the right amount of trouble. I promise you, we can venture out past food, drinks, movies and weather! And as always, if anything here ever feels off, please please bring it directly to Shy or me - we’re always happy to sort it out with you.

Now… let me get this corner back where it belongs and where Shy and I always intended it to be

Tell me (one, both, neither - you pick!)

• What is the most important thing in a relationship? (but make it silly!!)
• Do you have an embarrassing kissing moment?

mwp - OUT (and lets not do this again... I'm tired y'all!!!)
xoxoxo

Most important things in a relationship? Hmm remembering to put the toilet seat back down and keeping your floors dry and knives sharp.

My first kiss was the most embarrassing thing ever but that's another story...

 

[Dayhoosier]

Most important things in a relationship? Hmm remembering to put the toilet seat back down and keeping your floors dry and knives sharp.

Knives sharp!

My first kiss was the most embarrassing thing ever but that's another story...

Aren't almost all first kisses

 

[cheekygirl75]

My first kiss was the most embarrassing thing ever but that's another story...

We have time for a story!

 

[Nylonian]

Question: If you were a meal, what would you be and why?

Hmmm. I've been told I'm sweet so defaulting to dessert. I wouldn't be an overly sweet dessert but something with layers since I'm multifaceted. I'm pretty fancy so it'd be something hard to make. Maybe Peter Gilmore's Guava Snow Egg?

 

[Dayhoosier]

Hmmm. I've been told I'm sweet so defaulting to dessert. I wouldn't be an overly sweet dessert but something with layers since I'm multifaceted. I'm pretty fancy so it'd be something hard to make. Maybe Peter Gilmore's Guava Snow Egg?

I just spent way more time than I thought I would reading about how to make a guava snow egg

 

[Nylonian]

Knives sharp!

Aren't almost all first kisses

Yea but mine was especially embarrassing. I was 17. Her dad was behind us and I didn't realise (he was early to pick her up after the date). It was a pretty deep kiss and actually tasted pretty good for a first kiss. She mentioned that her dad was behind me, I jumped and almost landed on my bum. She had a good laugh about it but my ego was a bit bruised.

 

[subdudeme13]

And why?

I am adaptable and can be different flavors depending on what you want. I can be cut to different sizes and you can share if you like.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Yea but mine was especially embarrassing. I was 17. Her dad was behind us and I didn't realise. It was a pretty deep kiss and actually tasted pretty good for a first kiss. She mentioned that her dad was behind me, I jumped and almost landed on my bum.

1. You're right
2. I'm soo glad you shared it
3. It does sound embarrassing BUT the tone of this makes it seem cute and nostalgic so I think we're all glad you shared it