The Cozy Corner

[EyesOnHers]

Shouldn't you always keep some room temperature butter around for things like this? I do...then you can spread on the cracker easily

Okay clever clogs
I do, but I put brie on thin crackers... spreading the butter can be tricky!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Another essential skill in relationships is the art of ordering off a menu when out together. It's very specific and must be done with precision.

Step 1: quickly look over the whole menu to see what they probably want
Step 2: carefully time asking what they think they want before they ask you but after enough time they have it narrowed down to two options.
step 3: agree that both of those look like good options
Step 4: let them order first and then order the other one
Step 5: eat slowly because half way through the only thing they want is the meal you have ordered

Who doesn’t read the menu before you get there? I thought we all did that like civilized people - then study the menu pretending you’ve not memorized it already. Then… want to trade because his tastes better?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Step 6: get an extra order of fries if I'm stubborn and get the vegetables with the entree.

You'll thank yourself later.

I can find no fault in this.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Okay clever clogs
I do, but I put brie on thin crackers... spreading the butter can be tricky!

I wasn't trying to be sassy! It was a real question

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Okay clever clogs
I do, but I put brie on thin crackers... spreading the butter can be tricky!

I have never understood cheese on crackers, butter on crackers. We don't use them that way! LMAO

 

[metrifonate]

Okay clever clogs
I do, but I put brie on thin crackers... spreading the butter can be tricky!

If you break the cracker there will be de brie everywhere.

 

[Dayhoosier]

If you break the cracker there will be de brie everywhere.

*Dad joke seal of approval*

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I have never understood cheese on crackers, butter on crackers. We don't use them that way! LMAO

What do you put on crackers? For real no cheese? No butter? Peanut butter?

 

[cheekygirl75]

If you break the cracker there will be de brie everywhere.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

What do you put on crackers? For real no cheese? No butter? Peanut butter?

Crackers are used for shrimp cocktails.
Crackers are use for Mexican tuna salad

 

[Dayhoosier]

Crackers are used for shrimp cocktails.
Crackers are use for Mexican tuna salad

What did you call me?

But seriously.... Honestly I rarely eat crackers anywhere or with anything or really at all.

Now I can't think of the last time I had a cracker

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Crackers are used for shrimp cocktails.
Crackers are use for Mexican tuna salad

Girl- those are tortilla chips…

 

[cheekygirl75]

Crackers are used for shrimp cocktails.
Crackers are use for Mexican tuna salad

How do you use crackers for shrimp cocktail? Isn’t that just shrimp that you dip into cocktail sauce?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

What did you call me?

But seriously.... Honestly I rarely eat crackers anywhere or with anything or really at all.

Now I can't think of the last time I had a cracker

No girl dinners for you?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Girl- those are tortilla chips…

Americans use tortilla chips
Northern Mexican use tortilla chips

Real Mexicans, lol, use cracker OR tostadas

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

How do you use crackers for shrimp cocktail? Isn’t that just shrimp that you dip into cocktail sauce?

Here you go.

 

[Dayhoosier]

This thread eventually turns into food and drink themed EVERY time

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I don't apologize....

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Question: If you were a meal, what would you be and why?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Question: If you were a meal, what would you be and why?

Oh that’s good and fun plus thought provoking! I will look for answers and answer it too tonight.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Question: If you were a meal, what would you be and why?

This is about to be funny and possibly dangerous .... @MidwestPrincess23 ....get your censor button ready

 

[PotNoodle79]

Oh that’s good and fun plus thought provoking! I will look for answers and answer it too tonight.

If only my username change had already gone through….

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

This is about to be funny and possibly dangerous .... @MidwestPrincess23 ....get your censor button ready

We are not zombies so no one needs to eat anyone on this thread….….
I crack myself up…

 

[Dayhoosier]

We are not zombies so no one needs to eat anyone on this thread….….
I crack myself up…

 

[TomTeacher19]

Question: If you were a meal, what would you be and why?

Lasagna.

I'm really yummy and well liked by most all

Or

I like to pretend I'm really deep and have so many levels, but they are already pretty much the same.

Or

Im probably going to ruin your shirt when I accidentally fall on you.