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Once I was speeding overtaking a car *parked* on the side of the road.
I got flagged down by a policeman further down the road.
He asked why I was speeding and how the hell had I managed to miss the fact the car I had overtaken had been stopped at a speed check and there were 3 police cars on this stretch of road?
I just said I was late for work and he let me go on without a ticket 💁‍♀️

Edit: I was actually showing a bit of cleavage but doubt that it was related 🤔
I would have handcuffed you.
 
Ok, I am going to make a strange transition. But when driving home yesterday, the perfect song came on for my vocal range to karaoke to, if I ever chose to do so.

Thus, I ask everyone, what would be your karaoke song? Would you pick it because it is fun, fits your voice, etc.?
 
Ok, I am going to make a strange transition. But when driving home yesterday, the perfect song came on for my vocal range to karaoke to, if I ever chose to do so.

Thus, I ask everyone, what would be your karaoke song? Would you pick it because it is fun, fits your voice, etc.?
Welcome to the jungle!

But my voice sucks… there is no song i could sing for my voice.

I have had ex’s say they will leave the party if i sing, wife and daughters simply ask me not to sing, co workers tell me how off key i am, even had my dog start going hysterical on car rides if i sang to the radio…
 
Ok, I am going to make a strange transition. But when driving home yesterday, the perfect song came on for my vocal range to karaoke to, if I ever chose to do so.

Thus, I ask everyone, what would be your karaoke song? Would you pick it because it is fun, fits your voice, etc.?
My karaoke strategy is to get everyone else singing along with me so I don’t have to sing alone. Bohemian Rhapsody usually does it!
 
Welcome to the jungle!

But my voice sucks… there is no song i could sing for my voice.

I have had ex’s say they will leave the party if i sing, wife and daughters simply ask me not to sing, co workers tell me how off key i am, even had my dog start going hysterical on car rides if i sang to the radio…
That is a good one, and could employ @cheekygirl75 's strategy.
 
Ok, I am going to make a strange transition. But when driving home yesterday, the perfect song came on for my vocal range to karaoke to, if I ever chose to do so.

Thus, I ask everyone, what would be your karaoke song? Would you pick it because it is fun, fits your voice, etc.?
I am tone deaf so employ @cheekygirl75 trick of singing along with others!

The girls' karaoke nights always seem to include Adele - Someone Like You.

If I had to sing on my own then probably Stereophonics - Dakota
 
Ok, I am going to make a strange transition. But when driving home yesterday, the perfect song came on for my vocal range to karaoke to, if I ever chose to do so.

Thus, I ask everyone, what would be your karaoke song? Would you pick it because it is fun, fits your voice, etc.?
If I'm singing with my girls, it's Love Shack.
If I'm on my own (and drunk), it's Me & Bobby McGee
 
Ok, I am going to make a strange transition. But when driving home yesterday, the perfect song came on for my vocal range to karaoke to, if I ever chose to do so.

Thus, I ask everyone, what would be your karaoke song? Would you pick it because it is fun, fits your voice, etc.?

Did this song with my bf last time we did karaoke together. We won a pair of Bluetooth speakers which I gave to my roommate. Yeah, I’m awesome.

 
Did this song with my bf last time we did karaoke together. We won a pair of Bluetooth speakers which I gave to my roommate. Yeah, I’m awesome.

That isn't fair. You have an advantage since you get paid to sing. ;)

But that is a great song!
 
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