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Once I was speeding overtaking a car *parked* on the side of the road.
I got flagged down by a policeman further down the road.
He asked why I was speeding and how the hell had I managed to miss the fact the car I had overtaken had been stopped at a speed check and there were 3 police cars on this stretch of road?
I just said I was late for work and he let me go on without a ticket 💁‍♀️

Edit: I was actually showing a bit of cleavage but doubt that it was related 🤔
Unrelated my arse
 
That is a lot. Depending on how detailed the quote is, that could take quite a bit of time.

Quoting is just part of what I do, so it doesn't take up too much of my day. Typically, I am more involved in production, planning, etc.
I’m in commercial steel sales so part of my position are quotes. We’re small so I wear a lot of hats.
 
Once I was speeding overtaking a car *parked* on the side of the road.
I got flagged down by a policeman further down the road.
He asked why I was speeding and how the hell had I managed to miss the fact the car I had overtaken had been stopped at a speed check and there were 3 police cars on this stretch of road?
I just said I was late for work and he let me go on without a ticket 💁‍♀️

Edit: I was actually showing a bit of cleavage but doubt that it was related 🤔
I am unfamiliar with the amount referenced by the term "a bit of cleavage". Can you please provide visual example so that I can comprehend completely? 🤷‍♂️
 
I’m in commercial steel sales so part of my position are quotes. We’re small so I wear a lot of hats.
That has to be a fun industry to be in now. But if you are preparing that many quotes a day, things must be going fairly well I would assume.
 
Once I was speeding overtaking a car *parked* on the side of the road.
I got flagged down by a policeman further down the road.
He asked why I was speeding and how the hell had I managed to miss the fact the car I had overtaken had been stopped at a speed check and there were 3 police cars on this stretch of road?
I just said I was late for work and he let me go on without a ticket 💁‍♀️

Edit: I was actually showing a bit of cleavage but doubt that it was related 🤔
You would so do this to other drivers!🙄😂1000004897.png
 
Doesn't a cleavage do the same
I've been wearing mostly hoodies and coats for months now 🤣🤷
Once I was speeding overtaking a car *parked* on the side of the road.
I got flagged down by a policeman further down the road.
He asked why I was speeding and how the hell had I managed to miss the fact the car I had overtaken had been stopped at a speed check and there were 3 police cars on this stretch of road?
I just said I was late for work and he let me go on without a ticket 💁‍♀️

Edit: I was actually showing a bit of cleavage but doubt that it was related 🤔
I doubt that has any relation to him letting you off at all 😉
 
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