The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You have not dated enough Soldiers obviously.

After eating DFAC food and MRE's, a little saliva is nothing.

 

[KatieKulka32]

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Sometimes crying doesn't get me out of speeding tickets

 

[Dayhoosier]

If I lick something, it's mine. That's just the rules.

Bringing back and oldie

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Sometimes crying doesn't get me out of speeding tickets

I use the veteran card and thats just gotten me warnings so far.

 

[metrifonate]

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Lick it or flick it

 

[Qky75]

I use the veteran card and thats just gotten me warnings so far.

I miss having a stethoscope. Put that bad boy and my old ID on the rearview mirror worked lots of times. On your way to work? Yes sir. Ok well slow down a little.

 

[KatieKulka32]

I use the veteran card and thats just gotten me warnings so far.

If that fails take your dog in the car. My sister got out of a ticket once because the cop wanted to pet her dog

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Good morning and happy Thursday!

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[metrifonate]

Good morning and happy Thursday!

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My kind of drinking vessel

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I miss having a stethoscope. Put that bad boy and my old ID on the rearview mirror worked lots of times. On your way to work? Yes sir. Ok well slow down a little.

Yea if I was in uniform and got pulled over off base that would work to, but MP's have no souls so wouldn't work on base.

If that fails take your dog in the car. My sister got out of a ticket once because the cop wanted to pet her dog

I am usually slowing down with her in the car, usually so she can have her head out the window and sniff.

 

[metrifonate]

If that fails take your dog in the car. My sister got out of a ticket once because the cop wanted to pet her dog

Doesn't a cleavage do the same

 

[Qky75]

"I am usually slowing down with her in the car, usually so she can have her head out the window and sniff." said the giraffe when asked why he was backed up to the car.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I miss having a stethoscope. Put that bad boy and my old ID on the rearview mirror worked lots of times. On your way to work? Yes sir. Ok well slow down a little.

Amazon?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Doesn't a cleavage do the same

That's what works for me.

 

[PageWriter2]

Raise of hands. How many of us are at work right now?

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

But I am just answering emails and hammering out a quote, while planning a vacation. I am not working too hard at the moment.

 

[Qky75]

But I am just answering emails and hammering out a quote, while planning a vacation. I am not working too hard at the moment.

Hammering what out? ...at work?!?

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Hammering what out? ...at work?!?

Yes. Working on a quote for a customer.

 

[EyesOnHers]

If that fails take your dog in the car. My sister got out of a ticket once because the cop wanted to pet her dog

Once I was speeding overtaking a car *parked* on the side of the road.
I got flagged down by a policeman further down the road.
He asked why I was speeding and how the hell had I managed to miss the fact the car I had overtaken had been stopped at a speed check and there were 3 police cars on this stretch of road?
I just said I was late for work and he let me go on without a ticket

Edit: I was actually showing a bit of cleavage but doubt that it was related

 

[PageWriter2]

Yes. Working on a quote for a customer.

I pump out 30 quotes a day here.

 

[Dayhoosier]

That's what works for me.

So I should just be pulling cozy women over I guess

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

I pump out 30 quotes a day here.

That is a lot. Depending on how detailed the quote is, that could take quite a bit of time.

Quoting is just part of what I do, so it doesn't take up too much of my day. Typically, I am more involved in production, planning, etc.

 

[Qky75]

Yes. Working on a quote for a customer.

I know I know ....just taking the euphemism as I usually do

 

[Qky75]

So I should just be pulling cozy women over I guess

You're the PoPo?!?

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Once I was speeding overtaking a car *parked* on the side of the road.
I got flagged down by a policeman further down the road.
He asked why I was speeding and how the hell had I managed to miss the fact the car I had overtaken had been stopped at a speed check and there were 3 police cars on this stretch of road?
I just said I was late for work and he let me go on without a ticket

Edit: I was actually showing a bit of cleavage but doubt that it was related

Totally unrelated to the bit of cleavage I am sure.