The Cozy Corner

[ScarletDaisy]

How else is one expected to sweep you off your feet without a broom?

Speaking of sweeping her off her feet, let's get back to planning @MidwestPrincess23 getaway.

Private island sounds nice, but it must have full-service bar... And food....

 

[mobleedzblue]

Speaking of sweeping her off her feet, let's get back to planning @MidwestPrincess23 getaway.

Private island sounds nice, but it must have full-service bar... And food....

Sounds perfect to me, but it’s not my trip

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Speaking of sweeping her off her feet, let's get back to planning @MidwestPrincess23 getaway.

Private island sounds nice, but it must have full-service bar... And food....

Girl, yes!!!!
A swim up bar would be lovely if it’s not too much to ask

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Girl, yes!!!!
A swim up bar would be lovely if it’s not too much to ask

Ooooh, a lazy river! We can float and every lap get a fresh drink.

 

[mobleedzblue]

Girl, yes!!!!
A swim up bar would be lovely if it’s not too much to ask

I even found my swimming kilt

 

[Whiskeyjack]

And I'm over here wearing mis-matched plaids and drinking out of a sweary-coffee mug.

Bold!

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I remember reading somewhere that the whole reason "witches" used to ride brooms was that those women used them to masturbate with, grinding on the broom handle.

Your library is something I’d really like to check out

(Do we need to ask questions about Harry Potter?)

 

[jason28053]

Did you just call me a watery tart?

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[metrifonate]

It's actually Christmas themed. So I'm mismatched

Are you Roy Wood?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning Cozers

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

It's actually Christmas themed. So I'm mismatched

You mismatched!? Say it ain't so!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Bloody peasant!!!!

 

[KatieKulka32]

You mismatched!? Say it ain't so!

I zig when others zag. Sue me

 

[RDM97756]

Good morning your cozy crew
I don’t have time for coffee quite yet had to rush out the door like real quick

But if someone would be kind enough to have a fresh pot of Joe when I get to work in about 55 minutes

It would sure be a very pleasant site

See y’all in a bit I gotta go

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I zig when others zag. Sue me

 

[Texasman0106]

Who cares what othered do zig to your own zag is my opinion

 

[jason28053]

Did you just call me a watery tart?

A woman that can quote The Holy Grail is a keeper

 

[jason28053]

Also Good Morning CC

 

[Shenanigans90]

Good morning, I hope everyone has a fabulous Monday!

 

[KatieKulka32]

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Your lawyer has to have the most job security on the planet.

Death, taxes, and SirCornelius getting sued

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Your lawyer has to have the most job security on the planet.

Death, taxes, and SirCornelius getting sued

Nah he just sues people for my well deserved Monopoly royalties...... oh and launders the Monopoly money for me...

 

[KatieKulka32]

Nah he just sues people for my well deserved Monopoly royalties...... oh and launders the Monopoly money for me...

Let me guess, when you play monopoly, you play as the top hat

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I zig when others zag. Sue me

And that's what causes traffic accidents.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Morning Cozians

Weekend was good, watched the new Mario and Ready Or Not movies and both were good. Then mowed Sunday.

How was everyone's?
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Even your memes have grammar mistakes

 

[Orwellian69]

Monday is having its wicked way with me, let me tell you.

Its gone in dry and ain't letting up.