The Cozy Corner

[Texasman0106]

I just stopped for coffee I think I need one of the sweary mugs

 

[Orwellian69]

You must bring me a shrubbery!

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Good morning Cozy Crew and Happy Monday. The sun is shining, birds are chirping, and I have an extra large cup of coffee as I sit down to work.

Hope you all have a great day!!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

 

[metrifonate]

Good morning Cozy Crew and Happy Monday. The sun is shining, birds are chirping, and I have an extra large cup of coffee as I sit down to work.

Hope you all have a great day!!

Do you have a sweary mug though?

 

[metrifonate]

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Brilliant!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Did you just call me a watery tart?

 

[Orwellian69]

I accidentally wore a sort of sweary shirt to work a few months ago. Got away with it.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Amazing women lying in ponds distributing swords is the best basis for a system of government.

FIFY

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I accidentally wore a sort of sweary shirt to work a few months ago. Got away with it.

What did it sort of sweary say?

 

[Orwellian69]

What did it sort of sweary say?

IT was a Flaming Lips t-shirt from a concert years ago with a comic book strip on the back. Speech bubble from the astronaut "OH FUCK!"

 

[metrifonate]

Did you just call me a watery tart?

Is that one with a soggy bottom?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Do you have a sweary mug though?

It's actually Christmas themed. So I'm mismatched

 

[mobleedzblue]

Yes!!! The broom is probably more appropriate at this point

How else is one expected to sweep you off your feet without a broom?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

How else is one expected to sweep you off your feet without a broom?

Speaking of sweeping her off her feet, let's get back to planning @MidwestPrincess23 getaway.

Private island sounds nice, but it must have full-service bar... And food....

 

[mobleedzblue]

Speaking of sweeping her off her feet, let's get back to planning @MidwestPrincess23 getaway.

Private island sounds nice, but it must have full-service bar... And food....

Sounds perfect to me, but it’s not my trip

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Speaking of sweeping her off her feet, let's get back to planning @MidwestPrincess23 getaway.

Private island sounds nice, but it must have full-service bar... And food....

Girl, yes!!!!
A swim up bar would be lovely if it’s not too much to ask

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Girl, yes!!!!
A swim up bar would be lovely if it’s not too much to ask

Ooooh, a lazy river! We can float and every lap get a fresh drink.

 

[mobleedzblue]

Girl, yes!!!!
A swim up bar would be lovely if it’s not too much to ask

I even found my swimming kilt

 

[Whiskeyjack]

And I'm over here wearing mis-matched plaids and drinking out of a sweary-coffee mug.

Bold!

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I remember reading somewhere that the whole reason "witches" used to ride brooms was that those women used them to masturbate with, grinding on the broom handle.

Your library is something I’d really like to check out

(Do we need to ask questions about Harry Potter?)

 

[jason28053]

Did you just call me a watery tart?

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[metrifonate]

It's actually Christmas themed. So I'm mismatched

Are you Roy Wood?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning Cozers

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

It's actually Christmas themed. So I'm mismatched

You mismatched!? Say it ain't so!