SirCorneliusWankumbush
Army of Shenanigans
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*hand coffee, and a tiara*Good morning Cozys.
Desperately need coffee this morning
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*hand coffee, and a tiara*Good morning Cozys.
Desperately need coffee this morning
Girls trip, for sure!!Girls trip, or everyone invited?
Bahamas sound good? All-inclusive or totally private?
lol road trips are fun though can flip a coin and go anywhereI just need to escape
Road trip sounds like a lot of work at this point
I’m awarelol road trips are fun though can flip a coin and go anywhere
And I'm over here wearing mis-matched plaids and drinking out of a sweary-coffee mug.Another glorious Monday morning!
A brilliant day to each and every one of you paragons of positive perversion!
Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid.
lol ok no road tripsI’m aware
I go on two huge ones a year
This mood calls for no road tripping
"She turned me into a newt!"
I think that counts as positive perversion!And I'm over here wearing mis-matched plaids and drinking out of a sweary-coffee mug.![]()
You must bring me a shrubbery!"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"I got better!"
Now I must get one of these mugs for work!I think that counts as positive perversion!
I have to keep my sweary mugs for weekends in case I accidentally use my "CUNT" mug in a work Teams meeting
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.You must bring me a shrubbery!
Do you have a sweary mug though?Good morning Cozy Crew and Happy Monday. The sun is shining, birds are chirping, and I have an extra large cup of coffee as I sit down to work.
Hope you all have a great day!!![]()
Did you just call me a watery tart?Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
FIFYAmazing women lying in ponds distributing swords is the best basis for a system of government.
What did it sort of sweary say?I accidentally wore a sort of sweary shirt to work a few months ago. Got away with it.
IT was a Flaming Lips t-shirt from a concert years ago with a comic book strip on the back. Speech bubble from the astronaut "OH FUCK!"What did it sort of sweary say?
Is that one with a soggy bottom?Did you just call me a watery tart?
It's actually Christmas themed. So I'm mismatchedDo you have a sweary mug though?
How else is one expected to sweep you off your feet without a broom?Yes!!! The broom is probably more appropriate at this point