The ICK factor.

[Treeview]

People who don't use wallets, but stuff their shit in their pockets.
Wtf.

Or in their bras...the intimacy just ain't innit.

 

[BadAmy]

Oh! I have one!!!
Random Litsters who follow you around from thread to thread, and quote your posts.
( we notice definite patterns of behavior)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh! I have one!!!
Random Litsters who follow you around from thread to thread, and quote your posts.
( we notice definite patterns of behavior)

Oh god me too.

 

[cdstefi]

Referring back to.my earlier post.

People who post a come-on that reads "Mmm ... sexy baby ... love to fill your ass ... mmm"

Them ones are File Under Bin.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'll take this one for the team...

As you were, ickle ones

Men who try and take credit for a joke you'd already done.

 

[Saltfountain]

Men who try and take credit for a joke you'd already done.

Apologies. Thought you were being serious.

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[Wand3rlust]

Apologies. Thought you were being serious.

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Twas also a joke...

 

[Wand3rlust]

just to shake a bit more... fragile masculinity, that gives ickes too

That is also true. But the above was not that but a misunderstanding amongst friends!
For avoidance of doubt!

Sometimes my funny is just TOO subtle.

*ahem*

 

[BadAmy]

Men who get super duper butthurt when rejected. Especially when the rejector does so in an amicable, polite manner.
Like she would say..."no, thank you"
And he would absolutely lose his shit.

 

[subdudeme13]

It is difficult to understand getting upset about rejection on line.

 

[StillRain]

The 1st time I heard the word ICK, it was last October and I was in Portugal with four women. I had a wallet - it was a velcro Minecraft one. It was so much of an ick apparently, they would not let me pay for any drinks.

My eight year old has that wallet.

 

[BadAmy]

It is difficult to understand getting upset about rejection on line.

How's it with offline then?

 

[Bry1313]

That is also true. But the above was not that but a misunderstanding amongst friends!
For avoidance of doubt!

Sometimes my funny is just TOO subtle.

*ahem*

Your funny has never been subtle

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well shit. @AWonkyDonkey never told me that. I keep mine in a little bag that says "pretty money"

There's a reason I can't save much up. I can't fit many coins under my foreskin.

 

[SassySheDevil]

There's a reason I can't save much up. I can't fit many coins under my foreskin.

But have you really tried?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

But have you really tried?

Er... No! I'd be featured on one of those trashy, reality TV Hospital shows where I show up and have to pretend there's another explanation why I have coins jammed in there... Kinda like the guy who visited the accident department with a cling-film wrapped Barbie doll stuffed up his backside! He claimed he fell on it whilst hoovering naked...

 

[SassySheDevil]

Er... No! I'd be featured on one of those trashy, reality TV Hospital shows where I show up and have to pretend there's another explanation why I have coins jammed in there... Kinda like the guy who visited the accident department with a cling-film wrapped Barbie doll stuffed up his backside! He claimed he fell on it whilst hoovering naked...

Well . There you go. Your excuse. You fell on the coins while "hoovering"

 

[AmberLGreen]

Er... No! I'd be featured on one of those trashy, reality TV Hospital shows where I show up and have to pretend there's another explanation why I have coins jammed in there... Kinda like the guy who visited the accident department with a cling-film wrapped Barbie doll stuffed up his backside! He claimed he fell on it whilst hoovering naked...

I hope Barbie was dressed for the occasion with a bright pink helmet

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well . There you go. Your excuse. You fell on the coins while "hoovering"

Or he could say he made too large a withdrawal from my coin bank

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well . There you go. Your excuse. You fell on the coins while "hoovering"

I'll pass. I get enough funny looks from people as it is.

I hope Barbie was dressed for the occasion with a bright pink helmet

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Haha. Totally naked Barbie as far as I remember...

Then there's the story about the man who kept sticking 6 inch nails up his urethra.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Or he could say he made too large a withdrawal from my coin bank

Please make sure to share the newspaper when this story comes out.

At least I can blame you for my stupidity.
"But I'm just a Foreigner and Amber told me that's what I was supposed to do"

 

[subdudeme13]

How's it with offline then?

For me it was never a thing. Some people like you some don't and there may be other factors. I have heard guys complain but I tune it out. I did have a problem one time with a young lady that stalked me but that faded away.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The ick is when @OrdinaryPerson isn’t here to share in her assault.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Like a tictok?

People who are unable to concentrate on one tiny thing at a time

 

[StillRain]

women pretending to be lesbians or bi

Massive ick.