The Keroin and Chuck public affection thread

[mediocre]

LOL Keroin probably knows how to pick out the gay ones.

She has penguin gaydar?

 

[Keroin]

She has penguin gaydar?

Commonly known as "paydar"

Actually, we're both bi, (bipedal, that is), but Chuck doesn't like to talk about it because it brings up the whole "useless wings" issue for him.

 

[ChuckEPenguin]

Actually, we're both bi, (bipedal, that is), but Chuck doesn't like to talk about it because it brings up the whole "useless wings" issue for him.

Just can't keep your mouth shut, can you, slut?! Maybe you haven't noticed but you can't fly either.

Guess what? Next time we get together, I'll be teaching you how to keep that big, human mouth of yours silent...with my new snowball gag.

Start trembling, concubine. Your Emperor is angry!

 

[WriterDom]

Those brown eggs must be a disappointment.

 

[Keroin]

Those brown eggs must be a disappointment.

There's an understatement.

 

[Keroin]

Just can't keep your mouth shut, can you, slut?! Maybe you haven't noticed but you can't fly either.

Guess what? Next time we get together, I'll be teaching you how to keep that big, human mouth of yours silent...with my new snowball gag.

Start trembling, concubine. Your Emperor is angry!

My Emperor, I am so sorry. I am not worthy to gaze upon your webnificence. I've attached a little photo to help smooth your ruffled feathers.

But if you still want to punish me...

 

[midwestyankee]

Just wondering, K...do you think that Chuck might ever want to emigrate stateside? There's a good instruction manual on doing so....

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/poppers.jpg

 

[Keroin]

Just wondering, K...do you think that Chuck might ever want to emigrate stateside? There's a good instruction manual on doing so....

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/poppers.jpg

I had no idea! Thanks MWY, I can't wait until Chuck sees that.

We've discussed the possibility of relocation. The problem is his family. *Grumbles* They're such a tight knit group. Well, I suppose when you have to huddle together in -50C temperatures, with hurricane force winds, for months at a time, family bonds tend to take on the tensile strength of tungsten.

Then, of course there's the issue of climate. Chuck favours Alaska but I'm more of a California girl. And let's face it, even in these modern times, Americans can be cruel to mixed white-black-white couples.

No one said this would be easy. Sigh.

 

[the Snood]

... The truth is, even within the context of BDSM, my relationship is taboo ...

Hmmm... While McMurdo is on Ross Island (technically not Antarctica but rather part of the Ross Dependency and therefore subject to New Zealand law) the Law of the Sea generally holds sway - save in town, on Scott Base down the pike a click or two and other portions directly under NSF jurisdiction. NSF, by the way, stands for No Serious Fun.

So if you're out on the Ice at large there are no "legal" taboos on behaviour, as the LOTS was written by practical people whose noses were blue to match the water, rather than from their protrusion into the business of other New Englanders.

I don't know about the Z-349-HJ components of gimbals, nor why any land-based telescope ("Y series" or other) should need a gimbaled mounting, but the only Spooks I ever met down there were retired. Thus, there must be a considerable age difference between "Chuck" and yourself. After a certain age humans tend to become progressively (regressively?) akin to birds, and that might explain why an avian should respond to one whose pheromonic make-up is presumably mammalian.

Parenthetically, I can tell you all about the gyros on the semi-gimbaled nautical-type meteorological S band (NOAA) dish antenna (I don't remember if the DMSP dish had 'em installed) on top of building 165 in Mactown (hmmm... that's land-based, but they used a nautical antenna - that's the Navy for you) and that most of the telescopes down there were twenty miles up when switched on, but I digress.

Anyway, the only law you're violating if you are not at/in/on the annual sea-ice runway, Willy, Pegasus, Arrival Heights, T-site, Scott, Hut Point, Castle Rock, the Kiwi A-frame, Silver City, Gulag del Isla Negro, Chez Dezafra, CosRay, the Kiwi Dome, the Balloonatics' Barn, the Island of Doctor Devrise, the old water plant or anywhere else on Ob Hill, McMurdo proper or on a road/trail from one of these places to another is probably LOTS.

If you're at the Ice Caves, Cape Royds et cetera then New Zealand law applies in addition to LOTS, whereas if you're on the Continent - Marble Point, the Dry Valleys and such, that's Antarctica proper and New Zealand law does not apply.

My considered legal opinion - which is reagent-grade Bravo Sierra as I'm a paramedic rather than a paralegal - is that the only law you are violating is the provision in the Antarctic treaty forbidding non-sanctioned interference or interaction with wildlife other than that which is purely aquatic. In other words, you may bugger a "cod" (all fish down there other than devrisites seem to be called cod) but not pet a penguin.

This makes things difficult when dealing with skuas. Does one let them steal ones food (thus feeding them) or beat them off (thus otherwise interacting with them)? Those industrial-duty pigeons will steal food you've already swallowed.

Of course, if you are off the trails, that's a firing offence - inter-class dating notwithstanding - so do be careful.

Be careful with "Chuck" as well. Pfguuurrrrggghegheghe (his real name) has flippers made of velvet-covered spheroidal cast iron and they are powered by small thermonuclear motors. I got whacked by an emperor once and it nearly fractured my skull. I'd sooner face a Ford than a jealous emperor!

On another note, most of my odd doings took place in the greenhouse. <ABYSMAL PUNS REDACTED> Inter-kingdom dating, anyone?

Snood

 

[LilyBart]

She has penguin gaydar?

Mediocre, your kitty av with this post is just perfect.

And this whole thread has just made my day. I wish I could contribute my own personal Antarctic experiences. However I was stationed in Greenland.

Our telescopes came from the Philippines.

On the other hand, my boy from Greenland.... Never mind, I won't hijack Keroin and Chuck's lovely thread....

I need to think about starting one for Lily and Bart.

Maybe. I am kind of private.



~LB

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii156/lotus3273/champagne_glass_on_black.jpg

 

[Keroin]

Hmmm... While McMurdo is on Ross Island (technically not Antarctica but rather part of the Ross Dependency and therefore subject to New Zealand law) the Law of the Sea generally holds sway - save in town, on Scott Base down the pike a click or two and other portions directly under NSF jurisdiction. NSF, by the way, stands for No Serious Fun.

So if you're out on the Ice at large there are no "legal" taboos on behaviour, as the LOTS was written by practical people whose noses were blue to match the water, rather than from their protrusion into the business of other New Englanders.

I don't know about the Z-349-HJ components of gimbals, nor why any land-based telescope ("Y series" or other) should need a gimbaled mounting, but the only Spooks I ever met down there were retired. Thus, there must be a considerable age difference between "Chuck" and yourself. After a certain age humans tend to become progressively (regressively?) akin to birds, and that might explain why an avian should respond to one whose pheromonic make-up is presumably mammalian.

Parenthetically, I can tell you all about the gyros on the semi-gimbaled nautical-type meteorological S band (NOAA) dish antenna (I don't remember if the DMSP dish had 'em installed) on top of building 165 in Mactown (hmmm... that's land-based, but they used a nautical antenna - that's the Navy for you) and that most of the telescopes down there were twenty miles up when switched on, but I digress.

Anyway, the only law you're violating if you are not at/in/on the annual sea-ice runway, Willy, Pegasus, Arrival Heights, T-site, Scott, Hut Point, Castle Rock, the Kiwi A-frame, Silver City, Gulag del Isla Negro, Chez Dezafra, CosRay, the Kiwi Dome, the Balloonatics' Barn, the Island of Doctor Devrise, the old water plant or anywhere else on Ob Hill, McMurdo proper or on a road/trail from one of these places to another is probably LOTS.

If you're at the Ice Caves, Cape Royds et cetera then New Zealand law applies in addition to LOTS, whereas if you're on the Continent - Marble Point, the Dry Valleys and such, that's Antarctica proper and New Zealand law does not apply.

My considered legal opinion - which is reagent-grade Bravo Sierra as I'm a paramedic rather than a paralegal - is that the only law you are violating is the provision in the Antarctic treaty forbidding non-sanctioned interference or interaction with wildlife other than that which is purely aquatic. In other words, you may bugger a "cod" (all fish down there other than devrisites seem to be called cod) but not pet a penguin.

This makes things difficult when dealing with skuas. Does one let them steal ones food (thus feeding them) or beat them off (thus otherwise interacting with them)? Those industrial-duty pigeons will steal food you've already swallowed.

Of course, if you are off the trails, that's a firing offence - inter-class dating notwithstanding - so do be careful.

Be careful with "Chuck" as well. Pfguuurrrrggghegheghe (his real name) has flippers made of velvet-covered spheroidal cast iron and they are powered by small thermonuclear motors. I got whacked by an emperor once and it nearly fractured my skull. I'd sooner face a Ford than a jealous emperor!

On another note, most of my odd doings took place in the greenhouse. <ABYSMAL PUNS REDACTED> Inter-kingdom dating, anyone?

Snood

Um...uh...

*picks nose again*

Can you say all that again but in Keroin dummy talk?

 

[Keroin]

Mediocre, your kitty av with this post is just perfect. Just what I thought.

And this whole thread has just made my day. I wish I could contribute my own personal Antarctic experiences. However I was stationed in Greenland. Why didn't they name the Gobi desert "Wetland"?

Our telescopes came from the Philippines.Well, those ones are bulletproof.

On the other hand, my boy from Greenland.... Never mind, I won't hijack Keroin and Chuck's lovely thread....Oh please, I always encourage hijacking. Just state your demands and get it over with.

I need to think about starting one for Lily and Bart.I don't know why but I just heard some western music when I read this. I'm seeing Clint Eastwood as the director. Hilary Swank and Clive Owen will star. It will be filmed in Alberta.

Maybe. I am kind of private. Liar.



~LB

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii156/lotus3273/champagne_glass_on_black.jpg

Chuck says he wants to go to Greenland one day and visit you.

 

[YourCaptor]

Hi Keroin old friend who’s ass I kiss every step of the way in hopes of impressing her with the tremendous amount of respect I have for her, in spite of never receiving any reciprocation.

I really wish you would leave Chuck, he is not good to you and you can do so much better. Like me for example, although I would never say that in fear of rejection.

You need someone soft and gentle, someone who is caring and sensitive. Now I know what you’re thinking, you like it rough, but I swear I can do that too, I have even been practicing. I know exactly how much force to apply without actually hurting you. Although I would never think of doing anything like that with you, since its against the law, I think.

Why can’t you see that Chuck is abusive to you, I mean he hits you. I’m seriously considering calling your mom to set up an intervention. Don’t you see how bad you have it, every time you two have a problem and you come crying to me, it just breaks my heart and then I can’t stop crying and agreeing with you.

And don’t forget to confess all this too, cause god cares about your petty relationship squabbles, enough so to send you to an eternity of hell.

Now I’m gonna sit hear and keep whining to you, and sending Chuck dirty looks until in 10 years when you have 3 kids you finally decided to use me for my money and stability.

 

[RawHumor]

Thank you for making a thread about this, rather than polluting other random threads with your penguin-lust.

Dirty dirty whore.

Oh, and hi Chuck! I'm glad to see you finally made it to the boards!

 

[Red_Hot_Mama]

Keroin...thank you for your thread and I wish you and CHuck all my best

 

[Keroin]

Hi Keroin old friend who’s ass I kiss every step of the way in hopes of impressing her with the tremendous amount of respect I have for her, in spite of never receiving any reciprocation.

I really wish you would leave Chuck, he is not good to you and you can do so much better. Like me for example, although I would never say that in fear of rejection.

You need someone soft and gentle, someone who is caring and sensitive. Now I know what you’re thinking, you like it rough, but I swear I can do that too, I have even been practicing. I know exactly how much force to apply without actually hurting you. Although I would never think of doing anything like that with you, since its against the law, I think.

Why can’t you see that Chuck is abusive to you, I mean he hits you. I’m seriously considering calling your mom to set up an intervention. Don’t you see how bad you have it, every time you two have a problem and you come crying to me, it just breaks my heart and then I can’t stop crying and agreeing with you.

And don’t forget to confess all this too, cause god cares about your petty relationship squabbles, enough so to send you to an eternity of hell.

Now I’m gonna sit hear and keep whining to you, and sending Chuck dirty looks until in 10 years when you have 3 kids you finally decided to use me for my money and stability.

YC, was that you camped outside my door, whimpering, again last night?? For the eighty-second time…the restraining order prohibits you from coming within five hundred meters of me.

Now, the local law enforcement here on Wannahockalugee Island may be easily bought off with a tin of spam and box of Krispee Kreme donuts but don’t forget that I’ve still retained my See-eye-ay skills and I know how to kill a man with only a piece of chewing gum and a slinky.

Sigh.

Why must so many men fall so hopelessly in love with me? It is my curse.

 

[Keroin]

Farking double post!!!!

 

[ChuckEPenguin]

Thank you for making a thread about this, rather than polluting other random threads with your penguin-lust.

Dirty dirty whore.

Oh, and hi Chuck! I'm glad to see you finally made it to the boards!

Thanks man.

*rolls eyes and raised flippers in air*

Bitches, what ya gonna do, eh?

 

[ChuckEPenguin]

Keroin...thank you for your thread and I wish you and CHuck all my best

Soooooooooo....I hear you're a swimmer? How do you feel about cold water?

*flexes flippers and webbed feet*

Ever been pecked?

 

[LilyBart]

Why didn't they name the Gobi desert "Wetland"?

So, apparently, Greenland used to be a little greener. Or it was when Erik the Red landed there. It's rumored that he said "More people would visit if it had a good name."



I don't know why but I just heard some western music when I read this. I'm seeing Clint Eastwood as the director. Hilary Swank and Clive Owen will star. It will be filmed in Alberta.

Mmmm...Clive Owen, the perfect Bart. The perfect age, too. However I see Lily played by Sophie Marceau. A little young, but she'll do. And of course Eastwood is a genius choice for director.


Chuck says he wants to go to Greenland one day and visit you.

Of course he does. They all do.

And I'd love to host you and Chuck, although I only go there now to visit my summer place. I don't think Chuck would get on well in my winter place here in the desert Southwest. And Chuck does know that he won't find any other penguins in Greenland to join him at the pub, right? Plenty of seals, though.

~LB

 

[midwestyankee]

Of course he does. They all do.

And I'd love to host you and Chuck, although I only go there now to visit my summer place. I don't think Chuck would get on well in my winter place here in the desert Southwest. And Chuck does know that he won't find any other penguins in Greenland to join him at the pub, right? Plenty of seals, though.

~LB

And no doubt Chuck is considerate enough to not go clubbing with any baby seals.

 

[Keroin]

And no doubt Chuck is considerate enough to not go clubbing with any baby seals.

Not if he wants to keep his Greenpeace membership he won't!

 

[midwestyankee]

And no doubt Chuck is considerate enough to not go clubbing with any baby seals.

Not if he wants to keep his Greenpeace membership he won't!

Also, should Chuck find himself clubbing up here in the northern hemisphere, he'll need to beware the tuna oil that's sold under the familiar name of Cod's Ex at a lot of the Greenland nightclubs. The high mercury content can reduce a dom's libido in minutes to that of a generic oyster cracker.

 

[Keroin]

The high mercury content can reduce a dom's libido in minutes to that of a generic oyster cracker.

Cod forbid!!

Eek is right. Nothing worse than a limp bird.

 

[ChuckEPenguin]

Limp? Not on my watch, fish-lips!

Oh my little mammalian love slave, I hear you were a little down today. I'm so very sorry shnookie-ookums. I've written you a love poem, something I know only you will appreciate. I hope it puts a smile on that beakless face of yours:

Ode to Herring

Herring, herring, herring.
Herring.
Herring - HERRING!

Herring, herring, herring, herring?
Herring.

Sausage?
No, herring, herringherringherringherringherring...


All my love,
Chuck