The Keroin and Chuck public affection thread

[ChuckEPenguin]

ditto! this thread makes me smile, K and C!

and sexycaz...i LOVE your av!

Thank you, for making this thread, cheered me up, just when I needed it!

Thank you, Keroin and Chuck for showing your affections and love for each other, and I do sincerely hope that you both get through this rough patch!!

(chuckles quietly)

Ladies, you are so very welcome. I live to abuse and amuse.


K, my bendable, tropic island Barbie, let's not fight. Tomorrow we'll talk, over sushi and snow cones. Now put your pretty head to bed you little insomniac!

Hugs and kisses and playful bum swats,
C

 

[FurryFury]

This is a great thread Keroin!

Congrats to you too Chuck!

 

[sexycaz22]

ditto! this thread makes me smile, K and C!

and sexycaz...i LOVE your av!

Thanks, Katt

Just in case you were wondering, that's not me in the av!

I got the av from a nice website, can't remember where although!

 

[ShyGuy68]

that's not me in the av!

But if you do want to see pics of Caz, check out her profile and this thread

 

[WriterDom]

Keroin, what is my av saying?

Our avs speak to Keroin. Of course she has a relationship with a penguin named Chuck so I guess no one finds this odd.

Post in here if you want to know what your av says.

 

[DVS]

Once you've had beak you don't go back.

Once you've had beak, all others seem bleak.

 

[sexycaz22]

But if you do want to see pics of Caz, check out her profile and this thread

Shush, ShyGuy!

That is a very old thread indeed, I do need to update it, and I have had offers of a professional photo shoot, so might be persuaded to show them on here......

 

[Keroin]

Once you've had beak, all others seem bleak.

Oooo, I'm seeing a line of bumper stickers with this one! Nice.

 

[slavemarissa]

I really love this thread, thanks Keroin and Chuck
It really cheered me up today and made me chuckle

I penguins

 

[jockdom]

I really love this thread, thanks Keroin and Chuck
It really cheered me up today and made me chuckle

I penguins

PPPiick up a penguin. (That joke only works in the uk I guess.)

 

[slavemarissa]

PPPiick up a penguin. (That joke only works in the uk I guess.)

Lol.... mmmm, i haven't had one of those in years. I'm going to have to go buy some tommorow.

Do they not have penguins anywhere else in world?? Penguin bars that is

 

[chauderlos]

Chuck's favorite treat:

http://www.offres-de-remboursement.com/images_postes/kinder.jpg



when he's not feasting on frozen herring, that is.

 

[slavemarissa]

Chuck's favorite treat:

http://www.offres-de-remboursement.com/images_postes/kinder.jpg



when he's not feasting on frozen herring, that is.

oh ok,
see we have these penguin bars:

http://british-accents.com/products/p-biscuits/penguin.jpg

 

[jockdom]

Chuck, a wee question, do you think Danny De Vito gave your kin a bad name?

 

[Keroin]

Chuck, a wee question, do you think Danny De Vito gave your kin a bad name?

Chuck's very sensitive about this topic, so I'll answer for him. That movie set the penguin rights movement back fifty years. When will people learn that babies raised by penguins do not grow up to be penguins. Being a penguin is a genetic thing and has nothing to do with the environment you're raised in.

Honestly, the hate mongering that goes on in Hollywood is disgusting!

(Now I must run and batten down the hatches. Cyclone Ken has decided to give our island one last kick in the arse before he heads out the door.)

 

[WriterDom]

Frank is driving a truck load of penguins across Europe to the Antwerp zoo. Near the Belgian-German border, his truck breaks down. Frank inspects the damage, sees his truck will need to be towed to a garage and so tries to flag down another truck for help.

Finally, Keroin pulls over and asks Frank, "what's the matter?"

Frank says, "My truck has broken down and it is full of penguins that need to be taken to the zoo today! Are you carrying anything?"

Keroin says no.

Frank continues. "Great! I'll give you 500 Euro if you take these penguins to the zoo for me."

Keroin says, "sure." So they load the penguins into Keroin's truck and Keroin drives away towards Antwerp. Meanwhile, Frank calls a garage to come fix his truck.

The next day, Frank finally arrives in Antwerp. Imagine his surprise, then, when he sees Keroin walking down the street with all the penguins; hand-in-wing, wing-in-wing.

"What the hell are you doing with the penguins!?" shouts Frank, "I told you to take them to the zoo yesterday!"

"I did," said Keroin calmly, "but I had some money left over. So I'm taking them to see a movie today."

 

[ChuckEPenguin]

Frank is driving a truck load of penguins across Europe to the Antwerp zoo. Near the Belgian-German border, his truck breaks down. Frank inspects the damage, sees his truck will need to be towed to a garage and so tries to flag down another truck for help.

Finally, Keroin pulls over and asks Frank, "what's the matter?"

Frank says, "My truck has broken down and it is full of penguins that need to be taken to the zoo today! Are you carrying anything?"

Keroin says no.

Frank continues. "Great! I'll give you 500 Euro if you take these penguins to the zoo for me."

Keroin says, "sure." So they load the penguins into Keroin's truck and Keroin drives away towards Antwerp. Meanwhile, Frank calls a garage to come fix his truck.

The next day, Frank finally arrives in Antwerp. Imagine his surprise, then, when he sees Keroin walking down the street with all the penguins; hand-in-wing, wing-in-wing.

"What the hell are you doing with the penguins!?" shouts Frank, "I told you to take them to the zoo yesterday!"

"I did," said Keroin calmly, "but I had some money left over. So I'm taking them to see a movie today."

You are today's official winner of the "Made Chuck Spit Herring onto Computer Screen Award".

Congratulations, your cheque is in the mail.

 

[ChuckEPenguin]

My dearest, sub-tropic, sand licker,

How goes your day today? Hot and sweaty, I hope. Well, it's about to get hotter.

I'm making some very special plans. *Rubs flippers together in a diabolical fashion* You have, I assume, seen the Iditarod? I think I'd like to enter that antipodal athletic event next year. Since winter is approaching our end of the world, this will allow me plenty of training time. My "team" will consist of one dog - you, dear K.

I've got a nice harness all picked, a sturdy whip, a sled for you to pull me on and I've been practicing my "Mush, snow slut!!!" every day.

The only thing you're missing is a tail. Hmmm, I shall have to remedy that.

 

[WriterDom]

My dearest, sub-tropic, sand licker,

How goes your day today? Hot and sweaty, I hope. Well, it's about to get hotter.

I'm making some very special plans. *Rubs flippers together in a diabolical fashion* You have, I assume, seen the Iditarod? I think I'd like to enter that antipodal athletic event next year. Since winter is approaching our end of the world, this will allow me plenty of training time. My "team" will consist of one dog - you, dear K.

I've got a nice harness all picked, a sturdy whip, a sled for you to pull me on and I've been practicing my "Mush, snow slut!!!" every day.

The only thing you're missing is a tail. Hmmm, I shall have to remedy that.

Easy enough, just add a tail to her herring buttplug.

 

[Keroin]

I am in deep miss of you Chuck.

 

[ChuckEPenguin]

I am in deep miss of you Chuck.

Ditto beach bunny. But only a few weeks left and then, well, you're going to need this...

http://rlv.zcache.com/the_penguin_made_me_do_it_tshirt-p235420826598830579yii5_400.jpg