The Keroin and Chuck public affection thread
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Red_Hot_Mama
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I'm not much into cold water but haven't been pecked.....would you please be the first, Emperor??
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You can have his beak when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
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ChuckEPenguin
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But of course. That is...*polishes beak and grins malevolently*...if you think you can handle it.
Pay no attention to the pink-skinned slut, she has yet to learn her place in my kingdom. I will amend that little fault shortly. Nothing says discipline like a frozen herring butt plug!
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This thread smells kinda fishy, but from whom?
Red_Hot_Mama
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I don't want to steal him away from you.....but he offered.....
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I don't want to steal him away from you.....but he offered.....
I'm so sorry, RHM. I spoke out of turn. I should have known better. You are welcome to partake of the beak any time you like. And I'm not just saying that because I have a frozen herring up my ass.
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Thank you, Keroin, I'm glad your wiling to share!
And I'm sure its not because of the frozen herring
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Thank you. Actually, Chuck and I will be appearing on Oprah next month, discussing our new book, “Flippers and Whippers – the joys of interspecies BDSM”. ($29.95 +tax, does not include shipping and handling or chocolate
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midwestyankee
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I'm waiting for Chuck's signature line of frozen herring butt plugs, myself.
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I think you two make the best BDSM couple i have ever met....
**Day dreams and fantasises about having my own Emperor**
I guess the book will have to make up for it ... where can i buy it in the UK?
**Day dreams and fantasises about having my own Emperor**
I guess the book will have to make up for it ... where can i buy it in the UK?
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Sir_Winston54
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The Seven Dwarfs are on a vacation in Europe and receive an audience with the Pope. As the oldest, Dopey serves as spokesman for his mates. Standing before the Pope, Dopey asks, "Your excellency, are there any dwarf nuns in Vatican City?"
The Pope thinks for a moment and says, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Vatican City." This makes the other six dwarfs snicker.
Dopey then asks, "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?"
"No," the Pope responds. "There are no dwarf nuns in Europe." Hearing this, the other six dwarfs fall to the floor, laughing and howling.
Dopey looks at the Pope and says, "Sir, are there any dwarf nuns in the world?"
"No, my son," the Pope says. "There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
With this, the other six dwarfs began chanting, "Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"
The Pope thinks for a moment and says, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Vatican City." This makes the other six dwarfs snicker.
Dopey then asks, "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?"
"No," the Pope responds. "There are no dwarf nuns in Europe." Hearing this, the other six dwarfs fall to the floor, laughing and howling.
Dopey looks at the Pope and says, "Sir, are there any dwarf nuns in the world?"
"No, my son," the Pope says. "There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
With this, the other six dwarfs began chanting, "Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"
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You are today's official winner of the "Made Keroin Spit Beverage onto Computer Screen Award".
Chuck, my Emperor? What do you have to say?
Moral of the story: If you're a Catholic, don't sin. The Pope is fucking psychic
...was I the only one to get that out of the joke?
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Thank you. I have posted that honor into my signature line(s).
ChuckEPenguin
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You know, I realize that being a visible minority makes me a target for the likes of WD and SW and the occasional leopard seal but there's only so much abuse I can take. (Taking abuse, BTW, is your job, oh fleshy one - if you think the herring was bad, wait until you see the icicle I'm preparing).
You know, you guys may be hot shit on this board but in my 'hood, you're just another polar bear's bitch.
I'd also like to add that I have not received one welcoming PM since joining this site and I'm feeling very ostracized. (And I hate ostriches, FYI)
