jockdom
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Have you migrated to the north pole?
The Keroin and Chuck public affection thread
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Have you migrated to the north pole?
slavemarissa
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I don't get it..
Is it that dopey thought that he had screwed a dwarf nun but in fact it was a penguin or....??
Is it that dopey thought that he had screwed a dwarf nun but in fact it was a penguin or....??
Keroin
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Please forgive Chuck. He's going through penopause and tends to get emotional and confused sometimes.
jockdom
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Pass on my best wishes. Plenty of codliver oil should have him right as rain in no time.
Sir_Winston54
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I think the point is that Dopey hoped it had been a dwarf nun, and the other dwarves were making fun of him for his inadvertent bestiality.I don't get it..
Is it that dopey thought that he had screwed a dwarf nun but in fact it was a penguin or....??
ChuckEPenguin
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I am so ashamed.
Please forgive my outburst yesterday. As my freakishly tall sub-slave-bottom-glacier-licking sweetheart, Keroin, pointed out, I am...sigh...in the beginning stages of early-onset penopause. Along with emotional instability and confusion, I am cursed with cold flashes and night shivers. Argh.
It doesn't help that my family have been putting undo stress on me as of late. I'd really hoped to visit the Northern Hemisphere and the town of Whatthefukup, in the Yukon Territories, with my warm-blooded paramour this winter but I'm getting a major guilt trip now for not joining in the march. You know what, what's so great about the farking march anyway? It's not like I'll have an egg to sit on or anything, so why do I have to go?
Anyway, I'm sure you don't want to listen to me moan.
Also, I would like to thank the lovely slave marissa and the equally charming JTohisPB for the warm and welcoming PM's. Consider yourselves part of the "pecking order"...RAWR!
And Keroin...
Please forgive my outburst yesterday. As my freakishly tall sub-slave-bottom-glacier-licking sweetheart, Keroin, pointed out, I am...sigh...in the beginning stages of early-onset penopause. Along with emotional instability and confusion, I am cursed with cold flashes and night shivers. Argh.
It doesn't help that my family have been putting undo stress on me as of late. I'd really hoped to visit the Northern Hemisphere and the town of Whatthefukup, in the Yukon Territories, with my warm-blooded paramour this winter but I'm getting a major guilt trip now for not joining in the march. You know what, what's so great about the farking march anyway? It's not like I'll have an egg to sit on or anything, so why do I have to go?
Anyway, I'm sure you don't want to listen to me moan.
Also, I would like to thank the lovely slave marissa and the equally charming JTohisPB for the warm and welcoming PM's. Consider yourselves part of the "pecking order"...RAWR!
And Keroin...
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I thought we agreed we weren't going to discuss this issue in this forum?! How could you?
ChuckEPenguin
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Well, as soon as you change your avatar photo, showing you groping all over that...that...disgusting hunk of blubber, maybe I'll show you some respect too!
midwestyankee
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Poor Chuck. It appears that he may have suffered a nasty disappointment. I found him thus, Keroin:
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/chuck-on-the-sauce.gif
He's resting quietly at my place right now. As he fell asleep early this morning, he was muttering over and over, "missed the boat" and "I'll flog that pink-skinned, flipperless slut until she begs me to beak her."
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/chuck-on-the-sauce.gif
He's resting quietly at my place right now. As he fell asleep early this morning, he was muttering over and over, "missed the boat" and "I'll flog that pink-skinned, flipperless slut until she begs me to beak her."
No, no, we went over this. Guy uses his beak. It's a slow process but gets the job done.
WriterDom
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Yeah, his pecker. They don't have a penis.
Shankara20
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Keroin may have found some company to ease the pain...
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Chuck is lucky to have you as a friend, MWY. Sorry to have gill netted you into our little domestic squabble.
Let me know when he sobers up; I think it's time for a tete-a-beak. Do you have a webbed-foot cam he could use?
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Ah, those were simpler times. Chuck actually did all his own stunts on that film.
*sigh* It's so hard to stay mad at him.
Betticus
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Don't forget about the surprise buttsecks that sometimes happens on the penguin marches.
midwestyankee
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I don't have any sort of cam, K, but I do have a buddy who is a pilot for Frigid Air and he's agreed to let Chuck stow away on his next flight to the south Pacific. Will send details soon.
Keroin
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Ah, I love Frigid Air. Coolest airline in the world.
I think I will give chuck the weekend to chill out before I approach him. No doubt, things will be a little icy between us for awhile but love will prevail. (Not to mention, I'm hopelessly addicted to those frozen herring butt plugs of his - who wouldn't be?)
Again, many thanks.
sexycaz22
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Thank you, for making this thread, cheered me up, just when I needed it!
Thank you, Keroin and Chuck for showing your affections and love for each other, and I do sincerely hope that you both get through this rough patch!!
(chuckles quietly)
katt_g
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Thank you, for making this thread, cheered me up, just when I needed it!
Thank you, Keroin and Chuck for showing your affections and love for each other, and I do sincerely hope that you both get through this rough patch!!
(chuckles quietly)
ditto! this thread makes me smile, K and C!
and sexycaz...i LOVE your av!
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Jealous much?
(I can't watch youtube, internet too sssssssssssslllllllllllllllllooooooooooow. I'll assume it was a cheap and underhanded attempt to discredit my Wonderful Waddling Whacker.)
