The LIT Swingers Club

[smtst5]

I hope everyone here had a fun Valentine's Day. The three of us are got all dressed up and went out to dinner together. At least Kim and I got dressed up. Hub's just threw on a pair of black jeans and a casual dress shirt and wore a shit-eating grin all night until we got home and unwrapped each other.

It’s always fun unwrapping presents even when you know what’s in it.

 

[LizVegas79]

It’s always fun unwrapping presents even when you know what’s in it.

"Mmmmm, is that big giant thing all for me sweetie? Or do I have to share it with her?"

 

[LizVegas79]

(her): "Mmmmm, at last. Wake up sleepy head. I've had my
eye on you all night. Your wife says you have a nice big surprise
for me. Are you going to show it to me, or are you going to make
me beg for it? I'm good at begging. I'm good at a lot of things.
Just ask all your friends."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Would you like some company? My husband told me to come over here and see if you'd
like to play with me. He likes to watch me be with other men. I know, it sounds totally
perverted but it's actually kind of hot after you just accept it and go with it."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Mmmm, you missed a great party, sweetie. There were a ton of unicorns there so all
us women were outnumbered like three to one. Want to see how popular I was?"

 

[smtst5]

"Mmmmm, is that big giant thing all for me sweetie? Or do I have to share it with her?"

Sharing is caring

 

[dombeotch]

Not only males hun...

Starting to realize a single lesbian in here could stay for life.

 

[LizVegas79]

"No, I don't remember their names. I think maybe one of them was Pete, or Steve,
or something like that. Why? Does it matter? It's your mess now and you're the one
who gets to clean it up, sweetie, so get to it!"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Hi, honey. I'm home. I picked up some dinner for you."

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

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"Hi, honey. I'm home. I picked up some dinner for you."

That's very considerate of you! How did you know I was in the mood for red meat tonight?

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Hey Liz, why do I suspect there woulView attachment 2314588d be a line of male suitors following us up the stairs to jump in and fill our needs when they'd finished watching us bring each other to an amazing climax as the floor show?

I assume you could accommodate 2 "suitors" at a time (or maybe more) to speed up the line ...

 

[dombeotch]

I assume you could accommodate 2 "suitors" at a time (or maybe more) to speed up the line ...

Getting all the men in a line starting to hand out number tickets. Using the ruler to line them up oops sorry you to the back of the line you're too big you'll ruin it for everybody else.

 

[IARainman]

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"Hi, honey. I'm home. I picked up some dinner for you."

Please let me clean you up!

 

[LizVegas79]

Please let me clean you up!

That's the general idea sweetie. I'm soooo messy down there. I don't even remember his name but I felt him cum sooooo much I knew you'd love it.

That's why I rushed home, sweetie.

Because I love you.

Now get to work.

 

[IARainman]

That's the general idea sweetie. I'm soooo messy down there. I don't even remember his name but I felt him cum sooooo much I knew you'd love it.

That's why I rushed home, sweetie.

Because I love you.

Now get to work.

Of course

 

[bimwiguy1963]

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"Hi, honey. I'm home. I picked up some dinner for you."

Mmmm, yummy

 

[LizVegas79]

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Of course

Mmmm, yummy

"Clean it up. But leave a little so you can feel it when you fuck me.

Oh, by the way, fuck me.

Yes right here and right now!

Don't make me angry or I'll never share warm, creamy, rando guy goo with you ever again."

 

[IARainman]

"Clean it up. But leave a little so you can feel it when you fuck me.

Oh, by the way, fuck me.

Yes right here and right now!

Don't make me angry or I'll never share warm, creamy, rando guy goo with you ever again."

Yes, Doctor Liz, your pussy is perfection, I do my best to fuck you as directed

 

[peekingone]

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"Hi, honey. I'm home. I picked up some dinner for you."

Damn Liz, that is breakfast, lunch and dinner

 

[LizVegas79]

Damn Liz, that is breakfast, lunch and dinner

Well that makes sense because it's from your friends Tom, Dick and Harry. lol

 

[peekingone]

Well that makes sense because it's from your friends Tom, Dick and Harry. lol

LMFAO, aren't they a bunch of great guys??? lol

 

[LizVegas79]

LMFAO, aren't they a bunch of great guys??? lol

I love how they all taste different.

I've always thought it would be fun to run an ice cream shop that only carried sperm and kitty flavors. Try our Jack! Or try our Stephanie!

 

[peekingone]

I love how they all taste different.

I've always thought it would be fun to run an ice cream shop that only carried sperm and kitty flavors. Try our Jack! Or try our Stephanie!

or the jack and Jill

 

[LizVegas79]

Mmm, those are our original flavors.

Our newest special is, Gangbanged Jill

 

[LizVegas79]

Newest Special of the Week that is!