The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[scouries]

I, james rscouries esq., would like to invite you to enjoy your time here in

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

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why not sit back and enjoy it?​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

 

[TxRad]

There is no such thing as ScouriesWorld except in scouries head and there's nothing in scouries head but pure fantasy and ego. That explains why he's a multi-winner of his own contest.

 

[scouries]

I've found a good steno works best when naked...

http://images.phapit.com/uploaded_pics/phap4863.jpg
pretty young thing hard at work typing up my next story?​

jrs esq.

 

[scouries]

[SIZE=+1]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]​

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from the asian girl thread...

FACT: Did you know that of the 24 monthly winners so far announced for 2009 (LIT has fallen a little behind) that 21 of them are chapters of much longer stories.
That it's now become almost impossible for a so-called "stand alone" story to win a monthly contest.​

jrs esq

 

[scouries]

[SIZE=+1]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

would like to take this opportunity to highlight the great work being done by Lady Reiha.

What better way to pass the time on a Sunday morning than on one of hher wonderful threads. Have you seen this one?

Lady Reiha : Rei-Rei's house of dress-up and cosplay!

http://www.ecchi.me/images/hentai--bikini--bouncing-breasts--breasts--brown-eyes--elephant--gif--kudoi--micro-bikini--nijiura-maids--nipple-slip--nipples--orange-hair--swimsuit.gif​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

 

[scouries]

Dolphins Win Again!!!!

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riding a super bowl wave...​

jrs esq

 

[TxRad]

There is no such thing as ScouriesWorld except in scouries head and there's nothing in scouries head but pure fantasy and ego. That explains why he's a multi-winner of his own contest.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

There is no such thing as ScouriesWorld except in scouries head and there's nothing in scouries head but pure fantasy and ego. That explains why he's a multi-winner of his own contest.

I didn't think Lit allowed duplicate posts in their system.

 

[Guest]

I thought I’d start the week with a little ScouriesWorld bookkeeping…

[size=+2]Tada…For the 43rd time…

…james r scouries has had one of his stories achieve best seller status.[/size]​

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My Girlfriend’s Mom Shrieked

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[size=+2]Tommy’s M-I-L…

Yes, Tommy’s tale of the seduction of his mother-in-law, a 2009 LOVING WIVES category story, has now sold more than 100,000 copies, the number required to be labeled a LITEROTICA best seller.

Congratulations boss!

And for your information: jim is now hard at work on chapter 2, I mean the sequel, no I mean the second part of the serial, no wait… (fuck, what did that jaymal guy call his to get it around the rules?) … and hopes to enter it in the summer luvin’ contest…​

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Gabby
President, A.I.R.
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[scouries]

Including stories no longer up on LIT I’ve received approximately 115,000 votes on 15,100,000 views.

Which translates to about [size=+2]0.76%[/size] (See list below for most of my stories still up on LIT)

darkboy made a very telling point – we don’t know exactly what a view is. And the QUEEN , for whatever reason, has never been willing to clear the matter up. My own feeling is that VIEW numbers on the site are inflated 5 to 7 times.

SOME OBSERVATIONS:

My MATURE category stories have received relatively high percentages. The three I still have up are at 1.45, 1.87 and 0.84.

I have one LOVING WIVES story at 1.76 but others at 0.42, 0.72, 0.39 and 0.75. No pattern to them at all.

I have an INTERACIAL story that the authorities put into the INCEST category. I assumed readers would never vote for it but it’s got almost 1000 votes, has an H and a percentage of 1.28. You just never know!

My lowest rated story of all time at 3.83, was another the authorities put in the INCEST category – death for its rating given there was no incest whatsoever in it. Still, it’s amassed over 900 votes and a respectable 0.88 percentage.

My highest percentage receiver, at 3.22, is an EROTIC COUPLING story but that may be deceptive since it was a second chapter and chapter one was a INCEST category story. The second chapter had far fewer views but about the same number of votes.

My one remaining ROMANCE story is at 1.01.

The top vote getting story in LITEROTICA history, “Daddy”, I Whispered, is now at very respectable 1.31 but for the first year it was up was at 2.40. Over time, as our smart Texan pointed out, best sellers seem to slide downwards. I credit most of this to readers who come back to read the story for a second or third or fourth time.

My second top vote getter is only at 0.53 which seems very low but again it did start much higher (1.50) before tumbling.

One of my lowest stories percentage wise (0.25) is one of my most popular. It has almost 400,000 views and is less than 10 votes short of joining the 1000+ vote club. I had the son (it’s a mother/son story) unexpectedly kill his father late in the story and I believe this stopped many readers from voting. But they still come back for second reads.

In another Incest story I slipped in a gay scene right at the end – it killed the rating and the number of votes made.

VOTE PERCENTAGE versus RATING: There doesn’t appear to be any correlation between the rating my story gets and the vote percentage it receives. Some of my lowest rated stories got relatively higher percentages while others got some of the lowest ones. And my highest rated stories often have some of the lowest percentages.

Nor does the number of votes received correlate to the percentage.

Nor does a stories position on my story page correlate.

In the end it’s a crap shoot to guess what a new story might get in terms of VIEWS, VOTES or PERCENTAGE.

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

numbers listed below are from june 2010

Views--- Votes---%
1842511 24161 1.31
2566639 13659 0.53
175628 1249 0.71
59179 469 0.79
226508 2220 0.98
73313 536 0.73
173556 1074 0.62
70790 906 1.28
121427 1777 1.46
153856 789 0.51
119945 1099 0.92
146140 833 0.57
119555 1186 0.99
49361 372 0.75
100987 843 0.83
56068 720 1.28
162502 1195 0.74
123377 767 0.62
102813 909 0.88
101970 777 0.76
233251 1926 0.83
291707 1274 0.44
175016 874 0.50
112727 947 0.84
390184 972 0.25
92158 740 0.80
117517 1043 0.89
116562 498 0.43
103079 394 0.38
63875 315 0.49
65130 350 0.54
125691 1221 0.97
58939 415 0.70
88950 810 0.91
24004 774 3.22
159210 979 0.61
127963 776 0.61
27948 282 1.01
99191 748 0.75
281627 1133 0.40
88703 824 0.93
287370 1068 0.37
185582 1538 0.83
61480 1083 1.76
139818 590 0.42
109226 422 0.39
35041 655 1.87
343147 812 0.24
125693 676 0.54
42900 624 1.45
255596 985 0.39
195051 767 0.39
136722 910 0.67
141716 1197 0.84
110290 2038 1.85
162119 399 0.25
86144 624 0.72
324586 4649 1.43
231881 3529 1.52
127867 1158 0.91

 

[Guest]

[size=+2]All of us at[/size]​

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

would like to encourage all LITEROTICA readers to take part
by using your vote to send feedback to all the stories entered in the:


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A.I.R. Summer Lovin Erotic Story Contest

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Gabrielle L.
President
Association of Independent Readers
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah is Scouries in a blow up doll suit, one of his many alts.

Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but Scouries usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a REAL contest, he makes up his own list of winners.

 

[scouries]

from big brad on the nipples thread...

http://www.post-tits.org/tits/orig/290.jpg

I'm trying to finish a story these days - unfortunately it's turned into the never-fuckin-ending story... the more I write the further I seem from the end.

I need an incentive .... like those two beauties above.​

jrs esq

but what's with the babes fingernails?

 

[michchick98]

A comment from my Summer Lovin' story:

Unfortunately my dear...
08/25/10 By: Anonymous
...the story was REJECTED by the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDANT READERS. That doesn't mean that we disagree with what the other commentors posted. And of course you're still eligible for the other contest... good luck, Gabby

First off, drop the stupid "Gabby" moniker scouries, everyone knows it's you. Second, I told you I didn't want my name associated with your asinine make believe contest in any way and I demanded you remove me from any lists you have.

So instead, you decide to pollute my story with your comment above. Well, sorry wonder boy, it's been deleted.

Take your make believe contest and your useless comment and shove them up your ass.

Is that plain enough for your pea-brain to understand?

 

[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah is Scouries in a blow up doll suit, one of his many alts.

Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but Scouries usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a REAL contest, he makes up his own list of winners.

 

[scouries]

now number 6!!!!!

[size=+2]Stories[/size]
Most Read Stories Submitted In:
Last 30 days |Last 12 months |All time


Rank Title & Author Reads
1. 'A' My Name is Alice
A mother and son in a 'sticky' situation. by Emmah (08/18/01) 6,631,191
2. Service
John & his sister start neighborhood service. by TryAnything (01/18/03) 4,944,123
3. Cheerleader
Cheerleader & her brother discover family secrets. by TryAnything (12/26/02) 4,276,818
4. Sister Sucks Sleeping Sibling
He gets to know his sexy sisters. by brodosist (11/01/01) 3,562,829
5. A Mother and Her Son
Romance, love and sex between mother and son. by rgjohn (08/15/02) 3,390,966
6. "Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned
He deflowers sister, impregnates mom. by scouries (12/17/06) 2,698,042

[SIZE=+2]Wow! What a surprise on a Saturday morning.

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Yes, "Ohhh Mommy" passed another one last night and is now at #6 on the all-time most reads list.

Sadly, looking at the numbers of those still ahead of "Ohhh Mommy", it doesn't look like the story will be able to climb any higher. But I would like to thank the millions of LITEROTICANS who made this all possible. It's been a great ride!

Have a great day everyone,[/SIZE]​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

 

[scouries]

thanks to brad on the nipple thread...

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this girl belongs on this page!​

jrs esq

 

[TxRad]

The only intent of this thread is to stroke Scouries ego.

 

[michchick98]

The only intent of this thread is to stroke Scouries ego.

It's also here so he can keep practicing his copy and paste skills. Maybe once he gets tired of the "new trick" he learned, he'll learn how to properly quote a message.

 

[scouries]

Here’s the latest monthly results (although not latest in any sense of timeliness).

Some good news this time with the bad. The good? Some new authors. And two of the stories have a significant number of votes (at least now, one year later). And for once we didn’t have chaptered stories winning.

I think the good QUEEN is starting to listen to the deafening silence that has accompanied most of her monthly announcements. That she’s finally starting to accept that the stories she’s historically named winners aren’t fooling anyone.

That simply offering these fops to her toadies is a disservice to the site.

The bad news is we’re still getting the winners from the less popular categories and not from the important ones. Still, on the whole, this is a step in the right direction. And with a little more tweaking of the system, and a commitment to announce winners in a more timely manner, we might just get back on track.

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

LAURELS PICKS: Congratulations to the September 2009 Reader's Choice Award Winners!
________________________________________
Manu and I would like to thank all the authors who submitted during the month, and all the other months for that matter! We've tallied the reader's votes, and are happy to announce the winners of our June People's Choice Awards.

First Place ($150 Cash Prize Winner): FETISH 4.81 78 votes
A College Professor's Discovery / escriterra

Second Place ($100 Cash Prize Winner): ROMANCE 4.82 317
The Vault / bb1212

Third Place ($75 Cash Prize Winner): NON HUMAN 4.84 340 votes
Sacrifice / pandarus

Thanks again to everyone who voted, submitted, or was involved in Literotica in any way. You are all awesome!

 

[Guest]

Well I was doing some work on the A.I.R. Monthly Awards today and I found some interesting information.

As most of you now know A.I.R. applies a “Category Coefficient of Correction” to potential “highest rated” stories so that we can compare them fairly. While the original “coefficients” relied heavily on the groundbreaking work of Owlwhisper, we’ve also committed ourselves to making sure our “coefficients” reflect what’s happening in the here and now world of LITEROTICA.

So we use the “30 day” lists, info that has only become available since MANU started publishing these lists, to make sure our “coefficients” are accurate.

Guess what I found?

Do you know that in the last thirty LITEROTICA days that 54% of Sci-Fi and Non-Human stories earned H’s?. Or that 51% 0f Romance ones got H’s? Or that 91% of all stories entered in these three categories were rated 4.00 or higher? I know, it is hard to believe.

And what about the IMPORTANT and POPULAR CATEGORIES?

Well, only 20% of Erotic Coupling Stories got H’s.

Only 18% of INCEST ones got one.

And the poor Loving Wives authors – only 4% of those got one.

I also ran the median score for each of these categories. Here they are:

SCI-FI/NON HUMAN 4.53
ROMANCE 4.50
INCEST 4.24
EROTIC COUPLINGS 4.22
LOVING WIVES 3.72

After seeing the above is it any wonder that our AHers always enter SCI-FI/NON HUMAN/ROMANCE stories in our contests.

And that’s why we apply our “coefficients”. So everyone is treated fairly.

That’s the A.I.R. way.

Gabby
President, A.I.R.
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[scouries]

Now doesn’t this picture inspire thoughts of a SUMMER LOVIN story…

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/j/i/6/Y/ji6Y/kb23_m.jpg​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

 

[TxRad]

Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but Scouries usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a REAL contest, he makes up his own list of winners. As you can see above he boasts of being a Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner. Guess who picks the winners.

 

[scouries]

[size=+3]GOOD LUCK BOYS!!![/SIZE]

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[size=+2]University of Miami Hurricanes[/size]
National Football Champions
1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001​

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/miami-hurricanes-cheerleaders-3.jpg​

jrs esq.

 

[scouries]

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