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[scouries]

you’re still in

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[scouries]

Coach Shannon​

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[TxRad]

Don't you mean,

you’re still in

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[scouries]

I have complained about the Top Rated lists before. However, when MANU developed the 30 day and the 12 months lists to go along with the All-Time lists (where he also raised the minimum number of votes required) I felt most of the previous problems had been overcome.

But when I happened on this list today I had to shake my head.

No, I have nothing against ellynei, in fact I’d never heard of her before today. Nor do I have anything against her story – I haven’t read it!

But surely listing Moth after Moth is in no way beneficial to the reader, her fellow authors or the site. Do we really need Moth listed 16 times? And it’s also listed 7 times on the first page of the highest rated – LAST 12 MONTHS – list!

Isn’t there some way to list – Moth Ch. 1-18 overall RATING 4.74 (or whatever it is) based on 176 votes. Just one line. How tough could it be?

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

[size=+2]Non-Erotic[/size]
Top Rated Stories Submitted In:
Last 30 days


Rank Title & Author Rating (Votes)
1. Moth Ch. 018
Evelin. by ellynei (09/01/10) 5.00 (9)
2. Moth Ch. 005
Fall. by ellynei (08/18/10) 4.88 (8)
3. Moth Ch. 004
Alone. by ellynei (08/17/10) 4.86 (7)
4. Moth Ch. 013
Termites. by ellynei (08/27/10) 4.85 (13)
5. Chatham Square
Letters drive the lives of eccentric characters in Savannah. by olivias (08/12/10) 4.83 (12)
6. Moth Ch. 014
Homes. by ellynei (08/28/10) 4.83 (12)
7. Moth Ch. 009
Fights. by ellynei (08/22/10) 4.82 (11)
8. Moth Ch. 011
Kokata. by ellynei (08/24/10) 4.82 (11)
9. Moth Ch. 003
The plague. by ellynei (08/16/10) 4.80 (10)
10. Prayer for Passing of a Loved One
The love of my life dies and I meet a man that may be my son. by radk (08/04/10) 4.71 (62)
11. Moth Ch. 007
Winter. by ellynei (08/20/10) 4.69 (13)
12. Moth Ch. 012
Shivers. by ellynei (08/26/10) 4.69 (13)
13. A Terrible Thing to Have to Do
He did it anyway. by magmaman (08/02/10) 4.67 (214)
14. In His Arms Instead
Man loses his wife and then loses the love of his life. by woodmanone (08/31/10) 4.65 (236)
15. Young Mr Chrichton
Aimlessly drifting, a young guy ends up in TV production. by egmontgrigor2010 (08/19/10) 4.65 (69)
16. Moth Ch. 002
Young wings. by ellynei (08/15/10) 4.62 (8)
17. Moth Ch. 001
The crone. by ellynei (08/14/10) 4.62 (13)
18. We Need To Talk
Widowed sis-in-law needed a place. He had room. by julybear7 (08/02/10) 4.60 (389)
19. Moth Ch. 010
Silk. by ellynei (08/23/10) 4.58 (12)
20. Moth Ch. 017
To worry. by ellynei (08/31/10) 4.55 (11)
21. Awkward Beginnings
A newcomer riles a woman and he tries to win her over. by egmontgrigor2010 (08/07/10) 4.51 (61)
22. Way of the Willamette Ch. 01
A fictional story set in late 1800s Portland, Oregon. by TheJourneyman (08/06/10) 4.44 (9)
23. Miss Kitty
She only wanted snacks from the 7-Eleven. by sourdough999 (08/07/10) 4.44 (25)
24. Moth Ch. 006
Fall's end. by ellynei (08/19/10) 4.40 (10)
25. Moth Ch. 008
Spring. by ellynei (08/21/10) 4.33 (12)

 

[scouries]

Here’s the latest monthly results (although not latest in any sense of timeliness).

Some good news again this month along with the bad. The good? Quite simply: alwayswantedto

I think the good QUEEN is starting to listen to the deafening silence that has accompanied most of her monthly announcements. That she’s finally starting to accept that the stories she’s historically named winners aren’t fooling anyone.

alwayswantedto is a step in the right direction.

The bad news is we’re still getting most of the winners from categories like ROMANCE and SCI-FI. And of course we have more chapter stories winning. Chapters 1 and 2 of Xantu’s epic were only rated 4.53 and 4.54. It was only after many chapters that it’s scores moved into the 4.80’s.

alwayswantedto’s winner was part of a 34 chapter series. Personally I’d have much preferred if he’d won with one of his great stand alone stories.

LAUREL certainly still has a good ways to go if she wants to get the system back on track.

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

LAURELS PICKS: Congratulations to the OCTOBER 2009 Reader's Choice Award Winners!
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Manu and I would like to thank all the authors who submitted during the month, and all the other months for that matter! We've tallied the reader's votes, and are happy to announce the winners of our June People's Choice Awards.

First Place ($150 Cash Prize Winner): ROMANCE RATED 4.83 with 118 VOTES
Nothing Gets Through Ch. 02 / PennLady

Second Place ($100 Cash Prize Winner):SCI-FI RATED 4.89 with 73 VOTES
Demon Child Ch. 17 / Xantu

Third Place ($75 Cash Prize Winner): INCEST RATED 4.87 with 262 VOTES
The Mom Memories: Marilyn's Story / alwayswantedto

Thanks again to everyone who voted, submitted, or was involved in Literotica in any way. You are all awesome!

 

[michchick98]

The bad news is we’re still getting most of the winners from categories like ROMANCE and SCI-FI.

Ain't it funny with all your self proclaimed greatness, your endless tallying of your votes and comments, and all the hissy fits you have, with all that, you still can't win even a monthly contest or a special contest.

Yeah, it's friggin' hilarious.

 

[TxRad]

Ain't it funny with all your self proclaimed greatness, your endless tallying of your votes and comments, and all the hissy fits you have, with all that, you still can't win even a monthly contest or a special contest.

Yeah, it's friggin' hilarious.

Why do you think he wants to change how things are done? It has nothing to do with cheating or any of the other crap he is always ranting about. It's all about him and his inability to win an honest to God Lit contest. Maybe he needs to work on his skill as a writer instead of trying to blame it all on everyone else.

 

[scouries]

it's all about the U baby...

[size=+2]Miami Hurricanes dominate Florida A&M in season opener[/size]

A red-hot Jacory Harris passed for 210 yards and three touchdowns, two to Leonard Hankerson, helping the Hurricanes open the season in style with a rout of the Rattlers.


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[size=+2]University of Miami Hurricanes[/size]
National Football Champions
1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001​

 

[scouries]

Well I’m finally beginning to see some light at the end of the tunnel. In fact I’m now quite optimistic that’ll I’ll be able to get a Summer Lovin contest story in on time.

But it’s been a struggle. A struggle that certainly hasn’t been made any easier by all the pressure coming from the PALACE. The e-mailed missives they’ve been constantly bombarding me with – “Where’s your story”, “Hurry up, you only have one week left”, “remember jim, your contract calls for a SLC entry”, etc., etc.

And I’d been doing pretty well. But then the story I'd started decided it didn’t want to end. Like here I’d been planning on a typical, brilliant, best selling scouries story of about 10,000 words but this mother was up over 14,000 words and no where close.

Meanwhile I’m getting threats that my September 1st ROYALTY check might be held up. WTF? That check shouldn’t be affected at all by the Summer Lovin contest. I know they’re just trying to play with my head but still…

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Emma's cumming…

So I figured I’d start another one. A quickie. Three to five thousand words. Except it all of a sudden didn’t want to end either. FUCK! Meanwhile the QUEEN ramps up the pressure. Christ, I love the broad, given her my best years, and now she’s pulling this?

Still I soldiered on. But not for the rich fat cats back in the palace. No I did it for the readers. Those people scattered from one end of the globe to the other. Kind people who’ve stuck with me through thick and thin.

Thanks guys! You’re my inspiration,​

jim

 

[TxRad]

Well I’m finally beginning to see some light at the end of the tunnel. In fact I’m now quite optimistic that’ll I’ll be able to get a Summer Lovin contest story in on time.

But it’s been a struggle. A struggle that certainly hasn’t been made any easier by all the pressure coming from the PALACE. The e-mailed missives they’ve been constantly bombarding me with – “Where’s your story”, “Hurry up, you only have one week left”, “remember jim, your contract calls for a SLC entry”, etc., etc.

And I’d been doing pretty well. But then the story I'd started decided it didn’t want to end. Like here I’d been planning on a typical, brilliant, best selling scouries story of about 10,000 words but this mother was up over 14,000 words and no where close.

Meanwhile I’m getting threats that my September 1st ROYALTY check might be held up. WTF? That check shouldn’t be affected at all by the Summer Lovin contest. I know they’re just trying to play with my head but still…

So I figured I’d start another one. A quickie. Three to five thousand words. Except it all of a sudden didn’t want to end either. FUCK! Meanwhile the QUEEN ramps up the pressure. Christ, I love the broad, given her my best years, and now she’s pulling this?

Still I soldiered on. But not for the rich fat cats back in the palace. No I did it for the readers. Those people scattered from one end of the globe to the other. Kind people who’ve stuck with me through thick and thin.

Thanks guys! You’re my inspiration,​

jim

No one receives any kind of royalties from Lit. All authors post their stories for free. So everything you read in the above post is a lie. So welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld

 

[scouries]

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

[size=+2]Isn't it about time we jailed some of our fat cat bankers and brilliant entrepeneurs who are shipping American jobs to anywhere they can find some slave labor.

We believe it's time to get Americans back to work!!!

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

[size=+2]Isn't it about time we jailed some of our fat cat bankers and brilliant entrepeneurs who are shipping American jobs to anywhere they can find some slave labor.

We believe it's time to get Americans back to work!!!

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

We should start with Bush and Cheney, before dragging Pappa Bush through the streets, too.

I have a whole list of assholes who need to be brought to justice, people who have ruined this country just to pad their wallets.

God Bless America has changed to Every Man and Woman for Themselves. Grab whatever you can get and blame it on someone else.

 

[scouries]

first let me post this from the nipples thread - its excellent:

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Now, on to business!

Did any of you know that the word babysitter is not allowed in a stories title on LITEROTICA? At least that's what the automatic response machine told me.

I didn't. And I've got to tell you that it's not that easy to come up with a new title on the spur of the moment. I was all set to push "SUBMIT" and the machine said 'wait one minute my friend jim. babysitting is no go'.

WTF? In the end I quickly put in another title off the top of my head and submitted the story. But on reflection I must say I'm not very hhappy.

Aren't "babysitters" one of the most popular scenarios in erotic writing? Is there an association of babysitters somewhere who've lobbied LITEROTICA to have "babysitter" banned from all titles?

And if so what next? Angry nurses and doctors? Teachers? Ministers? All protesting.

I did put a note with the story asking that the original title be reinstated. I'm just hoping they will.

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

 

[scouries]

What the Fuck!!!!

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I just did a search of LITEROTICA stories and there are literally hundreds with babysitter in their titles.

I'm pretty sure now that darkboy was up to another of his dirty tricks.​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

 

[elfin_odalisque]

babysitter[/B] is not allowed in a stories title on LITEROTICA? At least that's what the automatic response machine told me.

I didn't. And I've got to tell you that it's not that easy to come up with a new title on the spur of the moment. I was all set to push "SUBMIT" and the machine said 'wait one minute my friend jim. babysitting is no go'.

WTF? In the end I quickly put in another title off the top of my head and submitted the story. But on reflection I must say I'm not very hhappy.

Aren't "babysitters" one of the most popular scenarios in erotic writing? Is there an association of babysitters somewhere who've lobbied LITEROTICA to have "babysitter" banned from all titles?

And if so what next? Angry nurses and doctors? Teachers? Ministers? All protesting.

I did put a note with the story asking that the original title be reinstated. I'm just hoping they will.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

Yet again, a piffle of bullshit!

Selena Kitt had a greatly deserved success here (sufficient to take it commercial) with a long-running series entitled "Babysitting the Baumgartens". Whatever your problem - and there are many to choose from - it's not some fantasy that 'babysitter' is taboo here.

Hasn't Laurel explained that 'babysitting' has always been allowed in titles, or, perhaps, she just doesn't like you.

 

[scouries]

Yet again, a piffle of bullshit! Selena Kitt had a greatly deserved success here (sufficient to take it commercial) with a long-running series entitled "Babysitting the Baumgartens". Whatever your problem - and there are many to choose from - it's not some fantasy that 'babysitter' is taboo here. Hasn't Laurel explained that 'babysitting' has always been allowed in titles, or, perhaps, she just doesn't like you.

Bullshit? In big red letters? Wow! Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. And you know miss o, I thought we were finally establishing some rapport between us.

That you were finally coming to your senses. That you’d decided to join the good guys.

Then BAM! All of a sudden your posts are sounding and looking like ’s. And thats a not very good sign…

It must be a new thing. I know I couldn't use it in a tag before (nor can you use "baby" but you can use "sitter" or "sitting") but I definitely used it in a title! Of course that was years ago now... could be the system is now flagging titles as well as tags.

Very strange indeed!

When I did my search on the stories page (after I’d submitted my story with a new title) I just typed in “Babysitter” and 11 pages+ of results came up. I did find a couple from late 2009 on the first page of results.

And I’m embarrassed to admit I’d forgotten your famous “Babysitting the Baumgartens” series.

Perhaps more confusing is the fact that I think I used “babysitter” or “babysitting” as one of the story tags.

All it said, when I pushed the PREVIEW button, in big red letters was: the word “BABYSITTING” is not allowed – please change it (or something very close). Maybe they were advising me that they were rejecting the story tag and not the title?

If I knew how to resubmit a story I might try again. But then again maybe I’ll just wait to see if they correct it themselves and if they accept the story as it is.

Heck, as long as they get the authors name right!

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

 

[scouries]

QUOTE ace …entry by me was given a green E by the "queen"--the third one in less than a month?

LITEROTICA FAQ: “The yellow E's denote "Editor's Choice" stories.”

I wonder if anyone else finds it strange that these “Editor’s Choice” E’s so often go to “Editors” and not real authors? Killer Mudfin, another collector of E’s also falls into the same category.

Quite frankly ace, getting E’s for a couple of GAY category stories that didn’t even receive enough votes to be considered for a monthly prize doesn’t impress me that much.

And a HOW TO category story in which you continually hype LITEROTICA? C’mon man! Any hack couldn’t have turned out the little manual booklet you put out today (I was surprised you didn’t dedicate it to MANU).

I’ll be more impressed when you start getting acclaim from real readers. Get an A.I.R. Award or two and then you might catch somebody’s attention...

Or write a million seller (Christ even a best seller – 100,000 copies)…

Or get a story into the 1000+ VOTE CLUB…

Or even get into the 100+ COMMENT CLUB…

Only then will you be able to play in ScouriesWorld… it’s where the big boys play…
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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

 

[Guest]

what's going on over on the general board tonight...

GENERAL BOARD THREADS Sept 7 2010:

Dear Laurel, everyone is bitching about you.
Johnny_Ray_Wilson
laurel...mcgee is annoying.
philosophygirl
Will you give it a rest on your Laurels?
RoryN
free speech on line, thanks 'laurel' (oh and the mods)
hobbit
Laurel, you already knew I was annoying.
Nipples Mcgee
Laurel, my pee pee hurts...
richard_daily
Laurel, I'm all out of cupcakes. Do something!
Liar
I want to watch Laurel and Bubbles scissoring.
richard_daily
I want to bang Laurel!
Nipples Mcgee
I wonder what Laurels doing right now?
Nipples Mcgee
Reply to my PM laurel!
KyleW
Does anyone have a picture of Laurel?
Nipples Mcgee
Laurel, what is the code of conduct for your mod team? ( 1 2 3)
AntiBacterial
Do you think Laurel fucks Manu up the ass with a strap on?
Matthew Craig
Hey Laurel. ( 1 2 3)
SeanH
Laurel and Manu...
Harbinger
Hey Laurel, remember when you outed RoryN as a troll?
AntiBacterial
Laurel, a moderator ( 1 2 3 4 5)
ivantheterrible

I just don't think its right.

Gabby
President, A.I.R.
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[sr71plt]

I wonder if anyone else finds it strange that these “Editor’s Choice” E’s so often go to “Editors” and not real authors? Killer Mudfin, another collector of E’s also falls into the same category.

Quite frankly ace, getting E’s for a couple of GAY category stories that didn’t even receive enough votes to be considered for a monthly prize doesn’t impress me that much.

This is too delicious to pass up--you showing once again how far out in la la land you are and how heavily you are capable of stepping on your crank in unresearched misstatements.

I have green Es in five categories here (Erotic Couplings, Gay Male, How to, Lesbian, and Loving Wives) (With 10 green Es thus far in total)

(Hey, I have an idea. Name one other author here with green Es in categories that divergent. I'll give you a hint, it isn't you or any of your alts.)

And you have how many in the one category (Incest) you write in? (Shall we all go look? )

Moving along with your inanities, both my profile and and sig line lead to over sixty AUTHORED and published titles in erotica alone.

And you have published what? Where? (No, I didn't think so. )

And a HOW TO category story in which you continually hype LITEROTICA? C’mon man! Any hack couldn’t have turned out the little manual booklet you put out today (I was surprised you didn’t dedicate it to MANU).

Anyone other than you, apparently.

I’ll be more impressed when you start getting acclaim from real readers. Get an ScouriesInanity Award or two and then you might catch somebody’s attention...

Happily, impressing you isn't on my agenda. You're a parody of a bad joke--and at least very good at that--if not much of anything else.

 

[TxRad]

QUOTE ace …entry by me was given a green E by the "queen"--the third one in less than a month?

LITEROTICA FAQ: “The yellow E's denote "Editor's Choice" stories.”

I wonder if anyone else finds it strange that these “Editor’s Choice” E’s so often go to “Editors” and not real authors? Killer Mudfin, another collector of E’s also falls into the same category.

Quite frankly ace, getting E’s for a couple of GAY category stories that didn’t even receive enough votes to be considered for a monthly prize doesn’t impress me that much.

And a HOW TO category story in which you continually hype LITEROTICA? C’mon man! Any hack couldn’t have turned out the little manual booklet you put out today (I was surprised you didn’t dedicate it to MANU).

I’ll be more impressed when you start getting acclaim from real readers. Get an A.I.R. Award or two and then you might catch somebody’s attention...

Or write a million seller (Christ even a best seller – 100,000 copies)…

Or get a story into the 1000+ VOTE CLUB…

Or even get into the 100+ COMMENT CLUB…

Only then will you be able to play in ScouriesWorld… it’s where the big boys play…
​

james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner

There is no such thing as the AIR Awards or the 1000+ Vote Club or the 100+ Vote Club. These are all figments of Scouries imagination, made up by him, for him and his ego. Just another part of ScouriesFantasyWorld where Scouries ego is king.

His motto is, If you can't win a real contest or make a real Literotica list, make up your own. Only an oversizes ego would brag about winning a contest multiple times that he and he alone controls and then he has to use a fudge factor to make it work.

 

[KillerMuffin]

<--- has better things to do with her time, like spork her eyes out

Scouries, please quit PMing me. I have absolutely no interesting in "co-writing" anything with you, least of all a stupid grampy-granddaughter RP fic. And no, you may not use any of my work in your POD anthology. You have enough fake sychophants wallowing around your imagination. Put your blow up doll's name on your stories and call it good. It's not like you're not a fraudster.

 

[Darkniciad]

http://www.darkniciad.com/hotlink_pics/babysitter_lol.jpg

Just thought it was a laugh riot because of the egomaniac ranting that he'd been forbidden to use the word.

 

[Darkniciad]

*Snicker* Silly spammer.

There's an idea. Don't delete the advertising spam posts, just move them here. This thread is nothing but a loud, annoying advertisement for scouries' knock-off stories and fake royalties, so why not put the ads for fake handbags and WOW gold here as well. They'll fit right in.

 

[scouries]

Christ, now we got darkboy trying to sell fake handbags and watches in scouriesworld.

At 3:30 in the morning....

mr cut-and-paste just never stops does he?

 

[scouries]

I, james rscouries esq., would like to invite you to enjoy your time here in

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

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no, these are not km's breasts​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA[/size]