The sexiest word you know?

[Angeline]

Change

"Change" can be a very sexy word. Like uh:

Change into this, baby

or even

Change your avatar, already! (But not to that guy with the animated gluteous maximus. He's just silly.)

 

[Goodguy2]

Change

[BChange your avatar, already! [/B]

Hey Angie!!!

What's wrong with my AV??? Personally, I love it. Plus, it's a big hit with the chicks.

GG2

Lookin fer a new AV that'll make 'em wish I still had this one.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

GG, how about this one, then???

 

[Guest]

gg's avatar

I have to agree with Angeline and Svensaflicka, gg2, your avatar creeps me out....causes weird conflcts for me... like to see you post, but cringe when I see your avatar... I just can't afford the threrapy....

I really like Svensaflicka's suggestion... I laughed so loudly that the gal in the next cube came around to ask what was so funny... startled the hell out of me *desperately opening another window*

word of the day for bridget: filled.....so much of sex is filling.... emotionally, physically....

bridget

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Bridget: *taking a bow, politely thanking for the applause*

 

[Goodguy2]

By popular demand

I have to agree with Angeline and Svensaflicka, gg2, your avatar creeps me out....causes weird conflcts for me...

Angeline, Bridget, Svenska, et al.....

Okay, I will succumb to your requests. Here is my new look. Well????

Word for the day: Sphincter

GG2

Upset he can't find the pic he really wanted to use.......

 

[Guest]

forgot these

*taking a bow, politely thanking for the applause*

*throwing large bouquet to Svensaflicka*

one request... please warn us when you are going to make us scream... for any reason... I do have an image to maintain

 

[Guest]

much better

gg2-

definitely an improvement, but still not in the league with Svensaflicka's for humor value... but it's your av so I'll not complain... it just makes me think of my dad never getting off the pot... oh, no... more threapy

-bridget

 

[Goodguy2]

He he he

oh, no... more threapy

One question though, how could this remind you of your father not getting off the pot? Was his toilet on a three wheeled motorcylcle?

GG2

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You mean like with this one?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You DO know what they say about compensating, don't you, GG?

 

[Guest]

do you want to "out" me?

*tears in eyes*

Svensaflicka, I had better go to lunch really soon... or maybe I'll just eat at my desk while everyone else goes out... and laugh until my sides ache

Was his toilet on a three wheeled motorcylcle?

no, but once he was there, he moved in for the "long haul"

*shaking head* I must get some sleep again, one day...

-bridget

 

[Goodguy2]

You DO know what they say about compensating, don't you, GG?

Yes I do Svenska. What's wrong with a small penis anyway? It makes me happy?

GG2

6'3" (190.5 cm for Svenska), size 13 feet, and a small penis.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Just for you, Bridget!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

What's wrong with a small penis anyway?

I think you just answered your own question...

 

[Guest]

too funny...

roflmao,

okay... I know what I want for my av when I reach the big 100-- my nickname growing up was "Tink".. short for, you guessed it, Tinkerbell...

oh, no... more therapy

for you svensaflicka...

 

[Goodguy2]

Man, first you don't like my face

I think you just answered your own question...

Then you put me down for the size of my manhood. I need a shoulder to cry on. I feel so............inadequate........so unloved.......so ugly........so unmanly.......so.................

GG2

There's a tear in my beer

 

[Guest]

poor baby...

*patting gg2 on shoulder, pressing him to my breast*

oh, sweetie...I'm sure that Svensaflicka isn't putting you down... mmmm... size doesn't really matter as long as you make your best effort....

bridget

 

[Goodguy2]

Did someone say Breast????

oh, sweetie...I'm sure that Svensaflicka isn't putting you down... mmmm... size doesn't really matter as long as you make your best effort....

bridget

I'll take three!

As for Svenska, I know she is putting me down. She is a very mean, dastardly person who has made a living at pushing me to the floor so she has a better angle with her 6 inch stiletto heels. I have the puncture wounds to prove it. How'd you think my teeth got the way they did???

GG2

Breasts are comfy.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ooooh... I didn't mean no harm, GG. It's just that I'm spoiled. Anything under 7" is small to me...

Don't worry, some women actually PREFER small-dicked guys.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Once, me, another girl, and a bunch of guys were watching a porn flick. The guys were a bunch of idiots, but that's another story. Anyway, one of the cockiest (mentally) guys pointed at the screen, and boasted:

-That guy's dick is almost as big as mine!

And I, who had been watching the movie with a sense of disapointment, blurted out, without thinking of how much I could hurt Mr Cocky:

-And here I was just about to say "gee, that guy has a small dick"!!!

 

[Guest]

3?

I'll take three!

Okay, I want to see that avatar... Svenska?

Only have two FF for your comfort and not interested in anymore... it's overcrowded as it is...

Ooooh... I didn't mean no harm, GG.

See, sweetie, Svenska was just playing with you... kind of like a German Shepherd plays with a rabbit....

bridget

 

[Goodguy2]

It just gets worse

Don't worry, some women actually PREFER small-dicked guys.

7" is big???........nevermind.........

GG2........"the small dicked guy"

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Last one for today, Bridget!

(I've actually seen such an AV... look at Amateur Picture, and look for the thread Cartoon Sex. Page 102 or 104...)

 

[Guest]

ouch.....

y'all are so bad...

7" is big???........

gg2- it's all a matter of proportion.... on a 6'3" guy like you, 7" would seem small

have a great pm... appointment is coming to the cube... had best close this down...

thanks for the laughs!

bridget