The sexiest word you know?

[Goodguy2]

FF??

Only have two FF for your comfort and not interested in anymore... it's overcrowded as it is...



See, sweetie, Svenska was just playing with you... kind of like a German Shepherd plays with a rabbit....

bridget

Now, being the wiz I am, let me try to figure this one out. Bra cup size starts out at "A" being the smallest and goes up from there. Now, knowing that "DDD" is "one big freaking bra" that usually comes with a 50kg balast for the back, I shudder to think what those udders look like.

The small-dicked guy

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The guy who I gave my virginity to had 7". I don't like them any smaller than that.

 

[Goodguy2]

Speaking of "proportion"

gg2- it's all a matter of proportion.... on a 6'3" guy like you, 7" would seem small

I have a very good friend who used to play pro ball for the Knicks. We were in a store one day and the teller (a young college girl) made a comment of his height and asked if he was proportional. His reply was, "If I were proportional, I would be nine feet tall." She turned red and stopped talking.

GG2

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It's like when I go to the Weight Watchers - I DO have my ideal weight. I'm just 150 cms too short.

 

[Goodguy2]

Hmmmmm

It's like when I go to the Weight Watchers - I DO have my ideal weight. I'm just 150 cms too short.

And you're making fun of me????

GG2

The pot calls the kettle black! LOL

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I know you wish YOU had that much meat...

 

[MathGirl]

Harumph!

Awwrite, youse guys. Settle down. I can see I will have to increase the thorazine concentration in the coffee.

Thank goodness someone (me) around here has good taste.
I'm the esthetic type, in case you haven't noticed.
You can tell by my arvatset ..........

<--------------- thingie over there

 

[Goodguy2]

Meat?

I know you wish YOU had that much meat...

Svenska, I think they call that stuff "Poly-meat". It's all the rage over here in the US now and goes well with Poly-boobs, Poly-butts, Poly-Pecs, Poly-Lips, etc.

GG2

All natural

MG: Do ya like my new thingie?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You mean like this guy?

 

[MathGirl]

thingie

GG2

That 'thingie' of yours isn't even gross, it's just ...................
............ beyond description. Well, it could be described, but it would take lots of words, starting with 'dumb'

Why can't you be tasteful, like me?

 

[Goodguy2]

MG, I am the Epitome

GG2

That 'thingie' of yours isn't even gross, it's just ...................
............ beyond description. Well, it could be described, but it would take lots of words, starting with 'dumb'

Why can't you be tasteful, like me?

Of tasteful. For cryin' out loud, I am underneath you in your Avathingie-ma-bob. That should count for some taste?

GG2

pickin corn from his teeth

 

[Goodguy2]

That's not natural

You mean like this guy?

At least in my neck of the woods. Looks more like ink to me.

GG2

Knows a fake when he see's it.

 

[Guest]

crushed

*shoving client out of cube*

I shudder to think what those udders look like.

GG2- After the emotional support I leant you, you would "shudder"?!

I think your "thingie" is just ridiculous... not particularly offensive...

MG- I can't even figure out what and where all the various parts are or are going....

Svenska-- did you know that steroids actually shrink a guys genitals?

bridget

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Now THIS is tasteful!

 

[Goodguy2]

Shudder

GG2- After the emotional support I leant you, you would "shudder"?!

Not with disgust but with Fear Bridget!!! Them things could suffocate someone!

GG2

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: crushed

Bridget, MG, GG - this says it all!

(Note: 2 parts!)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Part 2:

 

[Guest]

fear

GG2- fear? Never had that reaction to them before... except when I was going to nurse my daughter in front of my dad-- no, I didn't whip it out, I was discrete with a blanket covering everything.

For the record, cup size is determined by measuring around the rib cage under the breasts and then over the fullest part of the breast.. Subtract, take the absolute value and then count throught the alphabet per inch difference... ... just skip the letter E... no one wants E sized breasts... that's where you get the DD's from...wait, you say, what about FF? Different manufacturers do it differently my bras are FF or G...

This concludes my report.
bridget

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I found it! I found it!

Here's that triple breast AV I told you about!

 

[Guest]

aaaaahhhhhhh

Svenska--- remember, I asked you to warn me.... I just about jumped out of my chair when the bottom half was revealed... not what I was expecting....

Maybe I didn't want to see that... but then again

bridget

 

[Goodguy2]

eewwww

I found it! I found it!

Here's that triple breast AV I told you about!

That's Hanus minus the H.

GG2

Appauled at what Sventska gets into...............

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*chuckles*

I'm so baaaaaad, Bridget!

 

[Goodguy2]

Well............

GG2- fear? Never had that reaction to them before... except when I was going to nurse my daughter in front of my dad-- no, I didn't whip it out, I was discrete with a blanket covering everything.

bridget

I ain't used to nothin over a B-cup therefore anything bigger kinda gets me skeered.

GG2

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No matter what he says, I KNOW that this is GG's ACTUAL response to my pic!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Bridget - this one's for you!