The sexiest word you know?

[Svenskaflicka]

Right now, on TV, there's a guy in a G-string doing an exotic dance in a subway car, sliding up and down a metal pole. How come we don't have a metro system in my town?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, last post for a while. Time for "Sex And The City". Buy, guys and gals!

 

[Goodguy2]

Nooooooooooooooo

No matter what he says, I KNOW that this is GG's ACTUAL response to my pic!

I don't care how many boobs are there, it's the thing betwixt the legs that totally turns me off!!!!

GG2

Straight as an arrow!

 

[Guest]

thread name change?

Bridget - this one's for you

Svenska.. crying and laughing... you have made my day so much happier... I think I'll make the picture of the little boy sans words my wallpaper... every time I see it I'll think the words... everyone else will just see a cute kid....

sexiest word of the afternoon- Barney!

without our big purple friend my husband and would never get sex on Saturday mornings...or Thursday afternoons...or...

bridget

 

[MathGirl]

Order!

What the $%^&* has happened to you people lately? Here I am, the one who originally introduced anarchy to this thread, the only one left with a modicum of sanity.

I'm afraid BK has been a bad, bad influence. That's good, I was tired of shouldering that responsibility all by myself.

GG2 - You really should lose that avrta ........ thingie. The term 'stupid' is grossly insufficient to describe it.

BK - See what you get when you encourage them? Shame on you.

Svenska - Breathe into this paper bag, dear. The nice man with your medication will be here as soon as he's finished with GG.

 

[Guest]

Who, me, cause trouble?

MathGirl- Please please please do not shorten my name to BK... makes me think of Burger King and the BK broiler....b, bri, b.keeney (clever huh? what were my parents thinking... GG2 say it aloud), jet... anything but BK...

I have been an innocent bystander... it is Svenskaflicka who has me lol and (and loving it )

It is GG2 who is making me feel awkward about my endowment... while I have tried to affirm him in his hour of... diminution...

Where were you to help me hold back the ever increasing tide of entropy?

Real sexy word of the day: lascivious... just kind of slides around in your mouth as your mind conjures up oh so naughty pictures.

-b

 

[MathGirl]

Lathivioth

Ms Keeney,
All that word does for me is get my monitor and keyboard wet when I try to thay it.

 

[Guest]

tho thorry

Mth. Girl,

Tho thorry to thay a word that doethn't thimulate you thexually...

-b

 

[MathGirl]

Huh?

Dear Ms Keeney,

Twat's that you say. Cunt hair you.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Order!

Svenska - Breathe into this paper bag, dear. The nice man with your medication will be here as soon as he's finished with GG.

Ooh! Ooh! WIll I get a jacket too? You know, that cute one with the looooooong sleeves? I've always wanted to look like a white penguin! And I wanna ride in that nice car too, like I did last time! But this time, I want BOTH the blue lights and the weeeeeeeeee-horn!

And can I have my own room this time? I've got it all pictured in my head... soft, cuddly mattresses on the walls, on the floor, in the ceiling... and bars in front of the windows...

 

[MathGirl]

Wubber Woom

Svenska,
You certainly know your way around ........... quiet places, don't you?

Now that we have sanity restored around here, we need GG2 to return us to insanity. I sure hope he changed that stupid avartthingie of his.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And people wonder why I don't like babies...

 

[MathGirl]

BeeBee

Svenska,
I don't even want to think what was happening at the other end of that baby

<----------------- over there


when the picture was taken. Needed GG's potty chair.

 

[Guest]

mathgirls avatar

Mathgirl-

Wooohoooo... definite improvement on your avatar...if you think the baby's face is funny, you should see its mom's when it gets changed...

Unsexy Word: BM

-b

 

[MathGirl]

BM

Dear Ms Keeney,

Worse than 'BK?'

 

[Goodguy2]

For lack of an imagination today

I bring my old AV out.

GG2

Bets they'll want the last one put back

 

[Guest]

hot

Worse than 'BK?'

mathgirl...lol... can honestly say that no one has called me bk but you but I have had to deal with lotsss of the other...bm is definitely more antisexy

Bets they'll want the last one put back

gg2-
i'll take that bet...this is a definite improvement... are you still suffering from svenska's slurs about your manhood yesterday that you have to fish for compliments?

-b

 

[Goodguy2]

Fishing sucks

gg2-
are you still suffering from svenska's slurs about your manhood yesterday that you have to fish for compliments?-b

I am always hurt by Svenska. She's a mean woman.

BTW, I hope you know I didn't mean anything bad about your endowment. Sometime in my life I'd like to have an opportunity to play with big boobs. Right now though, my wife would have a shit fit if I did.......ergo, no play for me.

GG2

 

[Guest]

too touchy

I hope you know I didn't mean anything bad about your endowment

gg2- thanks for saying that... I am too touchy about this subject-- being a D cup in eighth grade was not an easy reality to live in...sorry I was snide...

surprised you don't like fishing... no master baiting for you?

-bridget

 

[Goodguy2]

Actually......

gg2- thanks for saying that... I am too touchy about this subject-- being a D cup in eighth grade was not an easy reality to live in...sorry I was snide...

surprised you don't like fishing... no master baiting for you?

-bridget

You weren't snide. I understand how it could be a touchy subject. D cup in 8th grade??? wow, I bet you got some attention.

As for fihsing, I was being a smartass. Fishing is my life (not for compliments though). I've been published over 10 times in national fishing mags and have fished all over the US.

GG2

 

[Quasimodem]

After 57 pages, I may have missed it, but nobody has put their finger on my problem, yet.

A sexy word depends upon who is saying it.

In both our hey days, Raquel Welch could have said "Exploratory Surgery" and I would have found that sexy.

Alternately, there is no word in any known language that would be sexy, when spoken by Jesse Venture.

That, and the differing connotations words have for different people, is what makes erotic so difficult to do, and porn to easy to slip into.

But then, I've never minded slipping into someone easy.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Fishing sucks

I am always hurt by Svenska. She's a mean woman.

GG2

Awwwww... thank you! No-one's ever said that to me before!
My best friend told me I was a "milksop"!

(And I like this AV you have now much better - very cute!)

 

[Goodguy2]

Thanks Svenska

(And I like this AV you have now much better - very cute!)

Thats my twin brother Bufford. He got all the looks and I was graced looking like:

 

[Svenskaflicka]

GG)

You don't live in the attic by any chance, do you?

 

[Guest]

STOP!

gg2-
I absolutely loath that picture and request that you warn us when you are using it.....gives me the heebie jeebies (sp?)

A sexy word depends upon who is saying it.

quasi- That is the corollary (sp?) to the question though, isn't it? Can't you crash and burn a character by poor word choice, making them totally unsexy while a good word choice will push them over the top?

*brow furrowing in thought*

person who could never say anything sexy: Al Gore

-b