The sexiest word you know?

[Goodguy2]

No MG.....

That is a big dildo shoved up there. You need to look closer before you come to conclusions.

GG2

Still waiting......

 

[MathGirl]

plug

GG
Please don't remove it. That would be a HORRIBLE sight.

 

[Goodguy2]

MG

GG
Please don't remove it. That would be a HORRIBLE sight.

I was hoping you'd aid me in extracting it. I need someone who can get both hands on it and brace themself against my sufficient arse with their foot and then pull hard.

HELP!!

GG2

 

[Quasimodem]

This is developing several aspects of the tale about Pandora's Box,
only so much more ghastly!

 

[Pookie]

GG

I think you are about to find out who your true friends are.

 

[MathGirl]

Stake

GG -
Did you sort of sit on that thing by accicent or did someone drive it in with a mallet?

 

[Goodguy2]

I really don't know......

GG -
Did you sort of sit on that thing by accicent or did someone drive it in with a mallet?

I just woke up like this. I thought I was dreaming of taking a good dump and when I woke up, I was in this position. Geez, so much for being a virgin.

GG2

 

[MathGirl]

restlessness

I just woke up like this. I thought I was dreaming of taking a good dump and when I woke up, I was in this position. Geez, so much for being a virgin.

GG2

You just woke up like that? Wow. Reminds me of Kafka's "Metamorphesis"

That's what I call having a restless night.

I hope it doesn't leave splinters

 

[Guest]

boycott

GG2

I am officially boycotting this thread until you change your avatar again...

That guy's body is repulsive! Cover it up if it's all going to hang out!

sexy word for the day: firm

 

[Goodguy2]

Well....

GG2

I am officially boycotting this thread until you change your avatar again...

That guy's body is repulsive! Cover it up if it's all going to hang out!

sexy word for the day: firm

It's not coming down till someone helps me get "it" out of my arse! Come one B, I thought you were my buddy???

GG2

Still waiting in pain.

 

[MathGirl]

Arrggghhhh

Dear Mistress Keeney,
I think you had best stay away from here today. GG forgot his medication, and it is not a pretty site.
M.Girl

GG- Try swallowing about a pound of black powder. Then smoke a cigarette. I guess you should do it outdoors. WAAAAY outdoors.

 

[Goodguy2]

Okay....

That's much better. I had to have MG tap a 6 inch eye bolt into the danged thing and then hook it up to my F250 before it would come loose. Now, I gotta find the bastage that did it to me.

GG2

Is that better B?

 

[MathGirl]

frog

Dear President Keeney,
You can come back now. GG is unplugged and has taken his dried frog pills. It's relatively safe until they wear off.
Yours truly,
Gerunda the Magnificent

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm BACK!!!

Okey, my not-so-humble subjects!

My computer has been repaired, and I'm once again able to sit at home and spend hours on the net, to glow mysteriously and divine above you puny mortals!

Okey... I know you missed me. Come on... give it to me, my babies!

 

[MathGirl]

Yay!

Hi, Svenska, you Swi ....... Swedish cutie.
Things haven't just been dull around here, they've been nonesistant.

One good thing, though, GG has been quiet, and that's always a blessing.

I'm so glad your computer is healed. I wonder what the tech thought when he looked in your hard drive and saw where you have been? Naughty, Naughty

I feel like talking about gerunds. Anyone else?

Gerunda M. Girl

 

[Guest]

Re: I'm BACK!!!

Okey... I know you missed me. Come on... give it to me, my babies!

Oh, divine Svenska,

An eclipse of reason and beauty,
No direction or inspiration,
Our conversational ship foundered without your winds.
We huddled dejectedly on the deck praying that your light would shine again
Then offered up GG2's impediment to apease the dark god of technical difficulties who kept you from us.
Incanting gerunds we orgasmically respond to your return.

good to have you back, chickie

 

[Guest]

Re: Okay....

That's much better. I had to have MG tap a 6 inch eye bolt into the danged thing and then hook it up to my F250 before it would come loose. Now, I gotta find the bastage that did it to me.

GG2

Is that better B?

thank you, sweet man... I suggest you use your F250 to track him down.. if you hit him with enough speed it will feel like you hit some retread...

my, aren't i vicious today?

I have been having to work with a 22 year old boy who is SO MUCH SMARTER than me... how have I functioned as a professional and adult without him for these last 13 years? His long suffering with my backwards ways of doing things has been an inspiration... an inspiration to go driving in my Suburban

 

[MathGirl]

bottom osculation

Dear Frau Keeney,
I think you're an ass kisser, dear. Beware of that around here. It can turn on you.
Sincerely,
Ms Girl

 

[Goodguy2]

BK

thank you, sweet man... I suggest you use your F250 to track him down.. if you hit him with enough speed it will feel like you hit some retread...

I have actually been told I taste bitter. Maybe that's from too much coffee?? That, or I drink too much skunky beer? I dunno?? Maybe I need an enema?

Svenska, were you gone? Was it as good for you as it was for us?

GG2

Doesn't know where he is at.....................

 

[Goodguy2]

alright.....

what do I get for hitting 300?

GG2

has never hit 300 in his life. Well, I guess that last elk I hit was over 300.....

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Dear obj...I mean, subjects!

MathGirl, the tech did drool when I came to pick my computer up, but I'm so used to it that I didn't give it much thought. It could explain the blank word-file named "number 3 was the best" that I found among my Literotica-files. Ahwell, as long as he doesn't find my secret stash of chils pornography... (OK, bad joke, but hey...)

GG: "were you gone?" -fuggadugg!

B, that was a wonderful poem! It's been years since someone wrote me a poem! OK, as a benevolent goddess, I'll give you a little treat back:

 

[MathGirl]

poultry

Cool cartoon, Svenska.
I'll bet GG could write a pome for you that you would never forget.

 

[MathGirl]

Gene Autry

A note of explanation about my new aviarothingie


<--------------- over here


It wouldn't mean much to persons outside the US, but domestic perverts might recognize him. It's a baseball thing.

By the way, the yellow spots are corn.

Thanks to GG for his artful rendering of the portrait.

Bon apetite!

 

[Goodguy2]

A poem for Svenska

Hi Svenska,

I felt bad that I didn't write you a poem to go along with your return so I whipped this one up really quick for you. I hope you enjoy it.

There once was a girl from Sweden
Who had a hole that was bleedin’
She went to the doctor
Who gladly cocked her
And now she has a bad bout of salmonella


The ending is a little rough but I had writers block.

GG2

 

[Guest]

Re: A poem for Svenska

There once was a girl from Sweden
Who had a hole that was bleedin’
She went to the doctor
Who gladly cocked her
And now she has a bad bout of salmonella


The ending is a little rough but I had writers block.

GG2

She went to the doctor
Who gladly cocked her
And now she's worried she's breedin'