The sexiest word you know?

[MathGirl]

Mr Autry

Anyone got a towel?

A Tucks?

A trowel?

Corn remover?

Sanitary disposal system?

Sanitary napkin?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I like B's poem best.

GG - for writing such a rude poem, you will get the divine punishment! All your vices will turn against you!

All the coffee you drink will be de-caf.
All the food you eat will be healthy and tasteless.
All the shopping you do will be only really necessary, boring things.

And all the sex you have will be NICE. Not hot, not kinky, not passionate, not mind-blowing - but luke-warm NICE!!!

moahahahahaha!!!

 

[Guest]

divine payback is hell

WHOA... remind me to keep writing nice poems for Svenska... either that or get to 1000 posts really fast so that I can declare myself czarina of the universe and be immune to her curses.

b

 

[Svenskaflicka]

B... a goddess out-triumphs a czarina anyday. But I guess one has to be European to know all these ranks.

 

[Goodguy2]

Sentence me to something harsh why don'tcha!

GG - for writing such a rude poem, you will get the divine punishment! All your vices will turn against you!

All the coffee you drink will be de-caf.
All the food you eat will be healthy and tasteless.
All the shopping you do will be only really necessary, boring things.

And all the sex you have will be NICE. Not hot, not kinky, not passionate, not mind-blowing - but luke-warm NICE!!!

moahahahahaha!!!

Coffee: I don't drink it
Food: All I eat is healthy food
Shopping: What the heck is that?
Sex: Nice sex is better than no sex. Even Luke Warm sex! LOL

Now, if you're gonna be this nice to me, maybe I'll do ya up another little diddy.

GG2

 

[Goodguy2]

But........

B... a goddess out-triumphs a czarina anyday. But I guess one has to be European to know all these ranks.

GOD out ranks goddess any day!

GG2

Has the plumbing (albiet small) to be a God

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Come on, GG - how am I supposed to punish you if by ruining your vices if you don't HAVE any???

You don't drink coffee - then start!

You only eat healthy food - stop that! Eat junk food!

You don't shop - hey, even that filling-up-the-car or buying-a-stamp-to-post-a-letter counts as shopping. So there!

As for nice sex being better than no sex - don't lower your standards!
Anything less than 6 orgasms/session is a waste of time.
Anything less than cunnilingus on the first date is a waste of time.
And anything less than 8 inches is a waste of erection.

 

[Goodguy2]

Hmmmmm

Come on, GG - how am I supposed to punish you if by ruining your vices if you don't HAVE any???

You don't drink coffee - then start!

You only eat healthy food - stop that! Eat junk food!

You don't shop - hey, even that filling-up-the-car or buying-a-stamp-to-post-a-letter counts as shopping. So there!

As for nice sex being better than no sex - don't lower your standards!
Anything less than 6 orgasms/session is a waste of time.
Anything less than cunnilingus on the first date is a waste of time.
And anything less than 8 inches is a waste of erection.

Why should I drink coffee? I tastes bad.

Why should I eat junk food? It makes me fat.

Filling up the car with gas means I'm ging somewhere. Usually fishing. That's good.

And Sex. I haven't had 6 Organisms in 6 years. Most of those were on accident too. As for 8 inches, if I gave it to ya 4 times, the sum of those would equal 8 inches.......almost.

GG2

a no coffee drinkin, no junk food eatin, no shoppin, small dicked kinda guy.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

GG: Hopeless case. Doctor cried.

 

[Goodguy2]

Awwww

GG: Hopeless case. Doctor cried.

Come on Svenska. Don't cry. I'm here for ya. Here, use my shoulder.

GG2

I gotta nuther shoulder if'n anyone needs it.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

GG, I'll tell you a little secret: I'm not REALLY a doctor. I just like to dress up like a naughty nurse once in a while.

 

[Goodguy2]

Not a Dr?

GG, I'll tell you a little secret: I'm not REALLY a doctor. I just like to dress up like a naughty nurse once in a while.

Well, I am. Now, do you wear those latex gloves when you're being a nurse?

GG2

 

[Quasimodem]

Re: Hmmmmm

Why should I drink coffee? I tastes bad.

Don't call it COFFEE!

It is just the fluid they serve us at 'Coffee Break'.

I call it ' Break Fluid'.

BTW: How do you know about your bad taste?
Flexibility must be a wonderful thing.

 

[Goodguy2]

Uhhh Qwaseye

BTW: How do you know about your bad taste?
Flexibility must be a wonderful thing.

I believe I said, "I have HEARD..."

As for being flexible, I'm about as flexible as a freakin 98 year old man being told how to take a dump.

GG2

Not flexible

 

[Goodguy2]

Sexy "String" of word for the day

Pull my finger.

GG2

Just adding some intellect to this post for once.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Re: Hmmmmm

Don't call it COFFEE!

It is just the fluid they serve us at 'Coffee Break'.

I call it ' Break Fluid'.

BTW: How do you know about your bad taste?
Flexibility must be a wonderful thing.

I heard that in America, you can't even call it coffee, because then you'll go to jail for spreading false information..?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Not a Dr?

Well, I am. Now, do you wear those latex gloves when you're being a nurse?

GG2

No. I'm a Swede, remember? It gets cold over here, ya know? I wear proper woolen mittens, thank you very much!

 

[Quasimodem]

Pull my finger.

Sorry, Guy. Not even with latex gloves!

 

[Goodguy2]

Wool???

No. I'm a Swede, remember? It gets cold over here, ya know? I wear proper woolen mittens, thank you very much!

Wool makes me itch.

It gets cold over here too. In fact, we got our first snow yesterday. Ya gotta love the first snow of the year.

GG2

Prefers steel wool to real wool

 

[Goodguy2]

Okay Qwaseye

Sorry, Guy. Not even with latex gloves!

I'll let Svenska pull my finger and you, with your big snout, can smell the product. Sound like a deal?

That's my final offer.

GG2

Trying to make everyone here happy. It's Thursday ya know.

 

[Quasimodem]

Re: Okay Qwaseye

... and you, with your big snout...

Big Snout?

Something wrong with your eyes, Guy?

 

[Goodguy2]

Q-man

Big Snout?

Something wrong with your eyes, Guy?

Is that thing hanging off the front end of your face on your AV not a snout? If it is, I would call it big. But, then again I have a small penis so who am I to judge?

GG2

 

[Quasimodem]

Better get you eyes checked, Guy, You may be "The Home of the Whopper!"

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Wool???

Wool makes me itch.

It gets cold over here too. In fact, we got our first snow yesterday. Ya gotta love the first snow of the year.

GG2

Prefers steel wool to real wool

Ta-ta-ta! We got our first snow two weeks ago! *sticks nose in the air*

 

[Goodguy2]

You Mean...................

Better get you eyes checked, Guy, You may be "The Home of the Whopper!"

That's a Phallice hanging off the front of your face?? WOW!! I've heard of implants but man, that's a new one on me! How do you blow it when it gets clogged up?

GG2

Curious now....