The sexiest word you know?

[Goodguy2]

Svenska!!!!

*sticks nose in the air*

That smell was for Q-Man. That's not nice stealing the present I left him. If you want one for yourself, you have to wait in line.

GG2

Doesn't live above the Artic Circle and dress in mucklucks

 

[Quasimodem]

Re: You Mean...................

That's a Phallice hanging off the front of your face?? WOW!! I've heard of implants but man, that's a new one on me! How do you blow it when it gets clogged up?

Somebody get Guy a White Cane

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Judging from his genital size, I'd say he needs one.







Or atleast his girlfriend does.

 

[MathGirl]

rhinal matters

That smell was for Q-Man. That's not nice stealing the present I left him. If you want one for yourself, you have to wait in line.

GG2

Doesn't live above the Artic Circle and dress in mucklucks

Excuse me, but what IS that thing on Q's face. It sort of looks like a nose, but ........... not human, surely.

 

[Quasimodem]

GEEZ! PEOPLE!

Look again!
It is 2 ladies (wearing hats) sitting face to face in an arched doorway.

There are none so blind as those who will not see.
There are none so thin as those who will not eat.
There are none so asphyxiated as those who will not breath.

 

[MathGirl]

Queasy Modem

I'm looking. Yep, two ladies there under an arched doorway. And a face with a misshapen dick for a nose.

I hope everyone notices that I got rid of my disgusting avathingie. Sorry about that. It was in poor ....... taste.

Sincerely,
Gerunda the Malignant

 

[Quasimodem]

Oh, well!

WYSIWYG Gerunda.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I like your pretty face much better than that... other thing, MG.

And doesn't anyone but me notice that there are actually 4 ladies in Quasi's AV?

 

[Guest]

4?

I see six ladies...

And I agree with Svenska... I much prefer this AV for you MG.

 

[MathGirl]

Avathingie

Dear Archchancellor Keeney,
You like my avathingie? Oh, dear. Well, I'll some up with something else.
Yrs Trly,
Gerundina the Unforgiving

I still say it looks like a misshapen dick, no matter how many ladies there are.

Was there some mention of snow? What's that? Oh, I remember. That's the cold white stuff people go to the mountains to see and play with.

Speaking of cold, white playthings, how are you today, Svenska? Everything okay in Swi ........... Sweden?

 

[MathGirl]

WISIWDM

Oh, well!

WYSIWYG Gerunda.

That's all very nice, Q, but WISIW disgusts me. Sorry, no accounting for taste.

Speaking of taste, where's that coprophagic GG this morning?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

B's right. There ARE 6 ladies. Two are sort of hidden way back in the picture. Probably shy.


MG, if you had asked me any other day, I'd have boasted about the crisp air, the golden leaves, and the first snow. Today, however, I'm in a bad mood, so the weather is cold, it's raining, the snow has melted away, I've hurt a muscle in my back, the police force are a bunch of corrupted SOB's, and the streets are full of teenagers either drunk or stoned, because some idiots think they're COOL when they buy alcohol for youngsters.


And to top it all off, there's nothing on TV tonight.

 

[MathGirl]

Cotton pony

Dear Svenska,
My, my. Aren't we just in a fine snit today. You should live here where the snow is something you go to the mountains to look at, then you come home. Did we have a little run in with the law today, dear? Naughty, naughty.

We wouldn't just have a touch of the monthlies, would we? Hmmmm?

Menstruatingly yours,
Gerundina the Mediocre

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No, I didn't have a run in with the law. I only found out that the police force in my town is corrputed. Some stores here pay the police to give higher priority to when they call for help than when an ordinary Joe does it.

Can you imagine a world where you can't afford to call the police, because you've been robbed so you can't pay for the police..?

 

[MathGirl]

Inferior California

Can you imagine a world where you can't afford to call the police, because you've been robbed so you can't pay for the police..?

Yes, Svenska. It sounds a lot like Southern California. A place, by the way, that I avoid like the plague.

I'm always amazed the way you write English. Is it a second language for you? Did you live in the US? You write it a lot better than most Americans.

Help, anyone. I'm writing a letter to my grandma, and I don't know if "motherfucker" is one or two words.

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

Originally posted by Svenskaflicka

No, I didn't have a run in with the law. I only found out that the police force in my town is corrputed. Some stores here pay the police to give higher priority to when they call for help than when an ordinary Joe does it.

That's because they're too busy chasing that guy from "Getaway in Stockholm."

 

[sugarkisses]

Intimacy... in all it's forms

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Inferior California

Yes, Svenska. It sounds a lot like Southern California. A place, by the way, that I avoid like the plague.

I'm always amazed the way you write English. Is it a second language for you? Did you live in the US? You write it a lot better than most Americans.

Help, anyone. I'm writing a letter to my grandma, and I don't know if "motherfucker" is one or two words.

Why, thank you! That really sent a warm feeling into my heart!

Yes, English is my second language. My mother started teaching me english phrases when I was 5, and I've learned English in school for... 10,5 years. I've also had lots of English-speaking pen pals, I have travelled here and there, and many of my boyfriends have been English-speaking. My hubby is American, he's from Boston. I have never lived in the US - but I might, one day... *smile full of secrets*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, and by the way - I think motherfucker is one word.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, NOW the blonde reacted. How come you include a word like "motherfucker" in a letter to your sweet ol' grandma???

 

[MathGirl]

OK, NOW the blonde reacted. How come you include a word like "motherfucker" in a letter to your sweet ol' grandma???

You are making the false assumption that my granny is sweet.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Isn't all grandmas sweet with rosy cheeks and aprons, making cinnamon buns, knitting woolen socks?

Uhm... no, wait a minute. My grandma (on my father's side) is one tough brawd!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hey!

Where is everybody?

 

[MathGirl]

Here

We're here, who needs anyone else?

 

[Quasimodem]

Isn't all grandmas sweet with rosy cheeks and aprons, making cinnamon buns, knitting woolen socks?

Remind me to introduce you to my Aunt Nick.