The sexiest word you know?

[Svenskaflicka]

Joke

The old scotchman sits, contemplating:
-My grandfather build the bridge over the river. And to this day, people talk of him as "Bridge-builder McLachlan".
My father shot a wolf. And to this day, people talk of him as "Wolf-slayer McLachlan".
My uncle saved a wee child from a burning house. And to this day, people talk of him as "Life-saver McLachlan".

And then there's me. And just ONCE I got caught having sex with a sheep...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My hubby is coming over from the states tonight. I'm going to go and meet him at the busstop in 45 minutes.


FINALLY I'm gonna get fucked!!!! *dribbling*

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Joke

The old scotchman sits, contemplating:
-My grandfather build the bridge over the river. And to this day, people talk of him as "Bridge-builder McLachlan".
My father shot a wolf. And to this day, people talk of him as "Wolf-slayer McLachlan".
My uncle saved a wee child from a burning house. And to this day, people talk of him as "Life-saver McLachlan".

And then there's me. And just ONCE I got caught having sex with a sheep...

Hi, Svenska. We've missed you. Another version of that joke ends with "You suck just one little cock................"

 

[MathGirl]

Hubby

My hubby is coming over from the states tonight. I'm going to go and meet him at the busstop in 45 minutes.


FINALLY I'm gonna get fucked!!!! *dribbling*

Well, I guess that means we won't be hearing from our Swedish cutie for a few days. I hope she will be able to walk next week.
Best Wishes,
Gerundina the Ambulatory

 

[Goodguy2]

HUH???

FINALLY I'm gonna get fucked!!!! *dribbling*

Svenska, you've been getting fucked by MG now for about 3 months. What makes you think you'll like your husband better?

GG2

AWOL

 

[gemini74]

hmmm sexiest word

I don't think anybody has mentioned this sexy word, but I like the word, delicious, it could mean so many things and it just rolls off your tongue....delicious

 

[MathGirl]

Belg....... Swedes

Somebody get a bucket of water to throw on Svenska and her hubby.

"Delicious" ............ Yes, Gem74, that has a nice feel to it. Thank you for reminding us of the thread of this conversation. We tend to lose track of it.

Hay, GG! Did you catch any pisces?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hubby's gone back home. *snyft*

Now I'm in for another 2 months of celibacy...

 

[MathGirl]

RCd and BLd

Dear Svenska,
I can see that you're rosy cheeked and bow legged after a weekend with your hubby.

Now you have two months of celibacy? Have you considered being bigamous? Sounds like a perfect situation.

Gerundine the Abstinent

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I tried the bigamy thing with an earlier boyfriend. No good. I'm such a sensitive person, I get tremendous guilt if I cheat on my lover.

 

[MathGirl]

Hillerich and Bradsby time

I tried the bigamy thing with an earlier boyfriend. No good. I'm such a sensitive person, I get tremendous guilt if I cheat on my lover.

Dear Svenska,
Then I guess it's back to the old Louisville Slugger, huh. It just occurred to me that you might not know what a LS is, being in Braz..... Sweden and all.
Sincerely,
Gerundine
Third Base Coach

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, I'll play along here... what's a Louisville Slugger?

 

[MathGirl]

Athletic equipment

OK, I'll play along here... what's a Louisville Slugger?

Oh, oh, I was afraid of that. Svenska, dear, it's a baseball bat. Oh, you don't know what baseball is............ Well, a LS is about three feet long, is made out of wood, and is about ............... this big around. I sort of thought it might make a ....... companion for you during those long weeks when your hubby is away.
Gerundette
Equipment Manager

 

[Svenskaflicka]

a LS is about three feet long, is made out of wood, and is about ............... this big around.

See, over here, we call that a "dildo".

 

[MathGirl]

Baseball equipment

See, over here, we call that a "dildo".

Dear Svenska,
You play baseball with a dildo? How unusual. I'll bet that really draws the crowds.

I wonder if using a dildo is legal in a baseball game. GG would probably know. He knows about things like that, and it worries me.

By the way, Svenska. Your English is so perfect, how many languages do you speak? I must confess that I have plenty of trouble speaking one language correctly.


Sincerely,
Gerunda the Linguistically Challenged

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You should see us bowling...

Seriously, apart from my native tongue Swedish, I speak English, French and Spanish. I know a little German and a little Italian.

 

[Goodguy2]

Dildo's in Baseball

I wonder if using a dildo is legal in a baseball game. GG would probably know. He knows about things like that, and it worries me.

Sincerely,
Gerunda the Linguistically Challenged

MG, it is legal to use dildo's in baseball only if the game ball is a bovine testical. Themain reason you don't see it more often though is because most men don't know how to handle their bats let alone their balls. It does lend one to thro one mean spit ball though.

GG2

Knower of most inane things in life.

 

[Goodguy2]

Dildos....

See, over here, we call that a "dildo".

Svenska,

which end do you use? The blunt end or the handle end? Don't you worry about splinters?

GG2

Trying to learn something

 

[MathGirl]

Font of knowledge

Dear Svenska,
See, I told you GG would know about that stuff.

 

[Goodguy2]

knowledge

Dear Svenska,
See, I told you GG would know about that stuff.

MG, I just read a lot. Well, maybe not a lot. Well, maybe I don't read at all. To be honest, I don't know how to read.

GG2

Looks at the pictures

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Dildos....

Svenska,

which end do you use? The blunt end or the handle end? Don't you worry about splinters?

GG2

Trying to learn something

You mean you don't use all of it???

 

[MathGirl]

It's size that counts

You mean you don't use all of it???

Dear Svenska,

Well ........ no, not usually. A Louisville Slugger is about three feet long. That's about a meter, for you in Per........ Sweden.
Best Wishes,
Gerundine
Bureau of Standards

 

[Goodguy2]

Re: Re: Dildos....

You mean you don't use all of it???

Well Svenska,

Being that I am 2 meters tall, I can use all of it. But, MG, on the other hand, wouldn't dare. She's just a petite little lady.

GG2

Geez, I thought this string had died.....

 

[MathGirl]

Dildeaux

Well Svenska,


Geez, I thought this string had died.....

This string will NEVER die as long as GG, Svenska, Ms Keeney, QModem, MGirl, and a few other weirdeaux are around.

Maybe this is a good time to reintroduce the subject dearest to my heart. Namely GERUNDS.

No? Darn!

Best Wishes,
Gerundette

 

[Quasimodem]

Re: Re: Re: Dildos....(Sounds like it's reving up!)

. . . Geez, I thought this string had died. . . .

Not died, just in remission.