The sexiest word you know?

[MathGirl]

S-words

"stochiometric"

Where's the incredible shrinking DAF?

 

[Goodguy2]

Re: Who is Pickin On Good Guy??

Are they saying you're not a poet? Am I saying you are? They need to read your treatise on zucchini.

Yes Angeline, they are being mean to me. I seem to be the whipping boy here. I have the bruises to prove it. Will you tell them to be nice to me and tend my owies?

By the way Ange, I had some of the best pizza I have ever eatin' in my life when I went back to Cleveland a couple weeks ago. Little Italy right downtown. Good stuff.

Now, for the vegans in the crowd. This should prove that I am a poe.......uh.....write...........someone that puts words together.

Cold from the crisper
Nary a whisper
Of his plan of pleasure from food
She’s without a thought
What awaits her twat
As they stand in the kitchen nude

Peeling the green stick
The size of a dick
Carefully carving a big head
Then to the long shaft
He shows his fine craft
Ribbing that’ll arouse the dead

Complete with his tool
She stands on the stool
Attempting to get at the plate
From behind he stands
Big wand in his hands
Now she will meet up with her fate

Softly he touches
Cupboard she clutches
As vegetable meets up with clit
She arches her back
From the rear attack
His mouth on her ass softly bit

Soft stroke with its knob
Her hips start to bob
Lips surrounding the tool so wet
He starts to invade
With his long carved blade
A vegetable fucking she’ll get

Elbows on counter
Food all about her
Aware of only her pleasure
He delights her box
With his makeshift cock
A cucumber now to treasure



GG2

A meat eater

 

[Goodguy2]

DAF

[BWhere's the incredible shrinking DAF? [/B]

DAF stands for "Dissolved Air Floatation" doesn't it? We used to use that at the sewer plant I worked at to "float" suspended sludge out of a secondary basin and scrape it off the top for disposal.

GG2

Curious....

 

[MathGirl]

DAF

DAF stands for "Dissolved Air Floatation" doesn't it? We used to use that at the sewer plant I worked at to "float" suspended sludge out of a secondary basin and scrape it off the top for disposal.

GG2

Curious....

I think that's the most beautiful thing I've ever read. Sniff ....

 

[MathGirl]

Zukes & Cukes

[BCold from the crisper
Nary a whisper
Of his plan of pleasure from food
She’s without a thought
What awaits her twat
As they stand in the kitchen nude

Peeling the green stick
The size of a dick
Carefully carving a big head
Then to the long shaft
He shows his fine craft
Ribbing that’ll arouse the dead

Complete with his tool
She stands on the stool
Attempting to get at the plate
From behind he stands
Big wand in his hands
Now she will meet up with her fate

Softly he touches
Cupboard she clutches
As vegetable meets up with clit
She arches her back
From the rear attack
His mouth on her ass softly bit

Soft stroke with its knob
Her hips start to bob
Lips surrounding the tool so wet
He starts to invade
With his long carved blade
A vegetable fucking she’ll get

Elbows on counter
Food all about her
Aware of only her pleasure
He delights her box
With his makeshift cock
A cucumber now to treasure



GG2

A meat eater [/B]

I always liked zucchini, but I'm never going to eat it again. Not even look at it in the store. I might even quit eating all vegetables. GG, you certainly have a talent for making almost anything disgusting.

 

[Goodguy2]

Nothing like support

I always liked zucchini, but I'm never going to eat it again. Not even look at it in the store. I might even quit eating all vegetables. GG, you certainly have a talent for making almost anything disgusting.

Thanks MG. There's nothing like getting support from the masses. As for you not eating anymore vegetables, I think I'll help you out more and write a little poem about chicken necks.

GG2

Scorned man

 

[Guest]

zucchini..

As a former vegan... what can I say, I was really poor in grad school.... I don't recommend the aforementioned use for a zucchini...

They don't hold a carving well.. the seeds are a mess and the flesh is too soft. Also, their flexural strength is poor.

Overgrown carrots would be a better choice... just be careful, the orange will stain...

-b

and gg2... whose meat have you been eating?

 

[MathGirl]

Re: zucchini..

As a former vegan... what can I say, I was really poor in grad school.... I don't recommend the aforementioned use for a zucchini...

They don't hold a carving well.. the seeds are a mess and the flesh is too soft. Also, their flexural strength is poor.

Overgrown carrots would be a better choice... just be careful, the orange will stain...

Dear Brother Keeney,
Why not just get a Louisville Slugger?
Helpfully yours,
Gerundina, Third Base Coach

 

[Quasimodem]

Pumpkins Are Very Current For the Next Few Weeks.

The MathGirl said - and truly, too -
That pumpkins are more fun to do.
You just swallow the shell,
Though, the next weeks are hell,
And Thanksgiving, you spend in the Loo.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

A note on Environmental Awareness

I only masturbate with biodynamically cropped vegetables!!!

 

[MathGirl]

Looieville

I only masturbate with biodynamically cropped vegetables!!!

Hi, Svenska, you Swi.... Swedish cutie,

At the risk of being repetitious, why not get a Louisville Slugger?Oh, they might not sell those in Swi....... Sweden.

Lefty
c/o da bullpen



"Women and cats will do what they will do. Men and dogs should just get used to that"
Robert A. Heinlein

 

[Svenskaflicka]

MG, not that I want to dis you or anything, but that Switzerland/Sweden mix-up was fun only the first 68 times you used it...

 

[MathGirl]

Joggerfy

MG, not that I want to dis you or anything, but that Switzerland/Sweden mix-up was fun only the first 68 times you used it...

Sorry, Dear. I'm terrible at joggerfy. I keep getting Syria mixed up with Honduras. A common mistake, but it's still embarrassing.

How are things in Bogata today, dear?

 

[PaulX35]

Two more

Breasts
I love the word, I love the feel, I love to look at them.

Undulate
Subtly descriptive, and it sounds great

 

[MathGirl]

Boobies

Breasts
I love the word, I love the feel, I love to look at them.

Undulate
Subtly descriptive, and it sounds great

You don't have to carry the darned things around, though. Of course, I don't have much of a ..... load, but well endowed ladies like Svenska ......... well, they must get heavy. Excellent floatation device, though.

Undulate? That's nice. How about "ungulate"?

 

[Quasimodem]

Not that I'd ever dismiss them in person, but when the size of a woman's breasts are not critical to the story, being either extra large, or extra small, I like the word "ample".

What that means to anybody, depends upon their opinion, not mine.

[Ex.] Standing to recite the "Pledge of Allegiance," Robert's head collided with his home room teacher's ample bosom.

I know! You're going to tell me that you no longer say the "Pledge of Allegiance" in school. Tough! This happened in RL. Not to me, but I did see it happen.

If you are too good to say the "Pledge of Allegiance" you don't deserve such serendipitous accidents to befall you.

 

[MathGirl]

contortionists

Isn't it possible to see the back of your own head if you go fast enough?

Maybe I'm just being naive, though. Silly me.

 

[MathGirl]

whuppin

Hey, GG,
Why don't you come on in here for a while and get yourself a well deserved verbal ass whupping? Svenska and I would like to take a chunk out of you before the weekend.
Mistress Gerunda,
Frequently confused, but never at a loss for words

 

[Svenskaflicka]

MG, I'm afraid that I'm not THAT well-endowed. I've got size "T" in bra-size. T, as in T-shirt.

No, seriously. Apart from a few milk containing thingies, a breast consists of fat only. And any woman who has ever had a weight problem knows that the breats isn't the fat's most favorite place to be. It prefers living on the hips, the butt, and that bulk just below your navel.

So, I guess you could say that I'm VERY well-endowed. It's just that my brasts has positioned themselves on my ass.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: whuppin

Hey, GG,
Why don't you come on in here for a while and get yourself a well deserved verbal ass whupping? Svenska and I would like to take a chunk out of you before the weekend.
Mistress Gerunda,
Frequently confused, but never at a loss for words

GG's not here. I sent him to obedience school, to learn how to write proper... I mean, improper poems.

 

[MathGirl]

GG' education

GG's not here. I sent him to obedience school, to learn how to write proper... I mean, improper poems.

Maybe they'll even teach him to heel and fetch. Funny, though, I never have an urge to rub his tummy.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think someone's doing something to your ava-baby's tummy, there...

 

[MathGirl]

du du

I think someone's doing something to your ava-baby's tummy, there...

No, dear, I think something's happening in my avathingie's diapers.

I've always been amazed that sweet, totally precious little creatures like infants can produce such a totally disgusting product at the lower end.

Gerundina the Childless

 

[Svenskaflicka]

According to rumours, they make quite a nasty mess on the other end, too.

Svenska "Child-free" Flicka

 

[Quasimodem]

Best definition I've ever heard for a baby is:

"An alimentary canal, with a loud voice at one end, and no responsibility at the other."

Can't remember who said it, but I've remembered it for years.