The sexiest word you know?

[MathGirl]

Sucker

Best definition I've ever heard for a baby is:

"An alimentary canal, with a loud voice at one end, and no responsibility at the other."

Can't remember who said it, but I've remembered it for years.

The best pacifier for a baby is a bust in the mouth. Works well for men, too.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Like in "Look who's talking", when the baby stares at the huge breasts of a young woman.

Man: Gee, you're staring. Are you thinking the same thing I'm thinking?
Baby: Yeah. He he. Lunch!

 

[MathGirl]

Nipples

MG, I'm afraid that I'm not THAT well-endowed. I've got size "T" in bra-size. T, as in T-shirt.

So, I guess you could say that I'm VERY well-endowed. It's just that my brasts has positioned themselves on my ass.

Gosh, don't your nipples get sore from being sat on?

 

[Vincent E]

The sexiest word I know is "undulating."

 

[MathGirl]

Ungulating

The sexiest word I know is "undulating."

Ewww .... that word makes me feel all ......... wiggly.

How about "ungulate"? For some reason, that word makes me want to eat grass.

Hey, Svenska! Are you there, you blonde Braz ...... Swedish cutie?

"Undulating" is a gerund, isn't it?

I LOVE GERUNDS

 

[Guest]

MAD libs

MG, Svenska et. al.,

Because you have such impressive understandings of words and parts of speech, you are codially invited to the MAD lib thread and asked to contribute...

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=3144306#post3144306

Please....

bridget

 

[Quasimodem]

Ungulating

Ewww .... that word makes me feel all ......... wiggly.

Don't let the word ‘undulating' shake you, put you into a flap, or luff and didder you. Come on MathGirl, shake it off!

How about "ungulate"? For some reason, that word makes me want to eat grass.

'Ungulating' reminds me of when I didn't own an automobile, and had to hoof it everywhere I wished to go.

Undulating" is a gerund, isn't it?

F*cking right!

I LOVE GERUNDS

"Everybody to their own taste," as the old lady said, as she kissed the ungulate.

 

[MathGirl]

whoof, whoof

Come on you ungulates. Let's hoof it over and see what's going on at the glue factory.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Time to boast!

I'm gonna be on TV!

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Time to beast!

I'm gonna be on TV!

Wow, Svenska. You're going to be a transvestite? Cool!

I hope I can come and watch, you Brit.... Swedish cutie.

Gerunda the Awed

 

[Svenskaflicka]

MG, you need to go and clean the wax out of your ears. I said "on TV". Not "a TV".

There's this local game show, where celebrities listen to other people describe famous people, such as Elvis, Madonna, Gandhi, etc, and then try to guess which ones they are describing. And, today, me and my mum were stopped by two women with a camera and a microphone, who asked us to describe a few people. I DOOOOOOOOOOOO hope they will not cut away my Mick Jagger-impression...

 

[MathGirl]

Misunderstanding

Oh, sorry about the misunderstanding, Svenska.

YOU did a Mick Jagger impression? You suddenly got skinny, butt ugly, and had lips like pieces of liver? That's not an easy scene to picture, I'm afraid.

I though maybe you were on TV as a curiousity because you sit on your breasts.

Things must be a LOT different in Hondu...... Sweden.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I did something much easier than that - I just stuck my fingers in my mouth and pulled my mouth so that its corners reached my ears. There. Mick Jagger.

 

[MathGirl]

Mick

I did something much easier than that - I just stuck my fingers in my mouth and pulled my mouth so that its corners reached my ears. There. Mick Jagger.

Yep, that would do it. It's hard to imagine you looking as butt ugly as Mick, though, you Fren ..... Swedish cutie.

 

[Coolville]

just checking in to see if gerundorama lives on.
I wasn't disappointed.

 

[Vincent E]

Undulating

With rapid thrusts from my hips I penetrated her maidenhead causing an undulating ripple of her breasts beneath my body.

 

[MathGirl]

?

With rapid thrusts from my hips I penetrated her maidenhead causing an undulating ripple of her breasts beneath my body.

My goodness, Vincent. I think you need help. An enema, perhaps? Svenska could do that for you.

Helpfully yours,
Mistress Gerunda

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Lavemang är skit-kul...

 

[MathGirl]

Ferrin tongues

Lavemang är skit-kul...

Dear Svenska,
Since I don't understant that and am an optomist, I'll take that as a compliment.

I wonder where GG is lately. I miss him. We haven't had anyone to pick on.

 

[Sodomite]

Hmmmm.....Penetrate

Penetrate her heart, mind body and soul.

^__^
Sodomite.

 

[MathGirl]

Sodomite

Penetrate her heart, mind body and soul.

^__^
Sodomite.

Dear Sodomite,

My goodness. With a nickname like that you must really be popular with the ......... sheep?

 

[Sodomite]

Just call me "Dirty Sheep Fucker"! Just like in Jay and Silent Bob Strike back! LOL.

^__^
Sodomite.

 

[MathGirl]

DSF

Just call me "Dirty Sheep Fucker"! Just like in Jay and Silent Bob Strike back! LOL.

^__^
Sodomite.

Dear S,

Okay, you're a DSF. Why not use clean sheep, though? Is it an ethnic thing?

Sincerely,
Gerunda the Ovine

 

[Quasimodem]

Re: DSF

. . . Why not use clean sheep, though? Is it an ethnic thing? . . .

I believe it is a financial thing. Do you have any idea how much 'sheep dip'costs? More than chip dip!

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: DSF

I believe it is a financial thing. Do you have any idea how much 'sheep dip'costs? More than chip dip!

Dear Q,
As usual, you got right to the very heart of the matter. Here's an offer for you: I'll change my avathingie

<-------------------------------- over there

If you'll change yours.

Gerunda the Photogenic