The unappreciated limerick

[AlinaX]

Young Joanne was put in the pot
By her Daddy who thought it quite hot
Her cunt was displayed
While her family played
When he lost her she came on the spot

 

[AlinaX]

For Jo this was all like a dream
Though her Daddy's hard hand made her scream
Her Mom squeezed her nips
While cocks stretched her lips
And her bro licked up all of the cream

 

[Bamagan]

Strip and poke her is such a fun game
Even Jo's Auntie was up for the same
Her nephew she sought
And screamed, "Fill my pot!"
Then giggled, "I'm so glad we came!"

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A recently married senora
Who hailed from the south of Andorra
Showed no emotion
For wedded devotion
For her box was more like Pandora’s.

 

[Trionyx]

EmilyMiller with a snake’s hiss,

Opted Trionyx to embarrass.

Tied his hands to his thighs,

Propped open his eyes,

Made him watch Emily in Paris.

 

[EmilyMiller]

EmilyMiller with a snake’s hiss,

Opted Trionyx to embarrass.

Tied his hands to his thighs,

Propped open his eyes,

Made him watch Emily in Paris.

You know you want me to, hun .

Em

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

She liked having men twos
She found that it cures the blues
An absence of morals
Soon became normal
You wish you were in her shoes?

 

[EmilyMiller]

The genesis of my Angels & Demons stories:

A demon called Emma was bolder
And wandered to my other shoulder
Angel Lily she tied
Some lube she applied
And then with a strap-on she poled her

 

[SimonDoom]

To her question, Dan answered with "Nope!"
"Do you think that I'm some kind of dope?"
But she'd not be denied,
So now Dan is tied,
And he's mastered the pleasures of rope.

 

[12oclocktales]

A young man with passions quite gingery
Tore a hole in his sister's best lingerie.
He slapped her behind
And made up his mind
To add incest to insult an injury.

 

[EmilyMiller]

For a friend:

Is there anything very much better
Than a pussy that’s really got wetter
I really love dick
Still her lips I will lick
Then we can swap and I’ll let her

 

[EmilyMiller]

I am in such very good luck
In left hand and right cocks to suck
But now I must pick
The right or left dick
How to choose? I might self-destruct

[I think I get extra points for abjuring the F word in the above]

 

[SimonDoom]

"Your oral skills, sonny, are lacking,"
Said my friend's mom, despite my lips smacking.
I tried and I tried
But my tongue got all tied,
And the neighbor mom sent me a 'packing.

 

[Bamagan]

Em found herself in quite a tight place
With two dicks (by some called a brace)
She couldn't decide
Which cock she would hide
So she jacked them all over her face

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Em had a yen for men
Two or three, or even ten
She'd woo them with her smile
Get them to lay still for a while
Then amuse them with a limmerick
That she'd penned

 

[EmilyMiller]

Em found herself in quite a tight place
With two dicks (by some called a brace)
She couldn't decide
Which cock she would hide
So she jacked them all over her face

You’ve been peeking into my window haven’t you?

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Em had a yen for men
Two or three, or even ten
She'd woo them with her smile
Get them to lay still for a while
Then amuse them with a limmerick
That she'd penned

Thank you - made me .

Em

 

[Bamagan]

You’ve been peeking into my window haven’t you?

Em

Nah, I'm not that mobile. But you're on candid camera, so I don't have to be.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Nah, I'm not that mobile. But you're on candid camera, so I don't have to be.

I thought I’d discontinued my JerkMate live feed - d’oh!

Em

 

[Candy_Kane54]

There once was a lass from Kentucky
She wrote tales of those who were plucky
She showed them the way
Without having to pay
And always wound up getting lucky

(Not a lot of words that rhyme with Kentucky)

 

[12oclocktales]

For all the music lovers out there:

A young violinist from Rio
Was seducing a lady named Cleo.
As she took down her panties
She said, "No andantes;
I want this allegro con brio!"

 

[HottieOlwen]

Olwen's cuckold had a fetish or three
He liked to be drenched in her pee
He also loved her to smoke
(What a perverted bloke)
Such entertainment -and all for free!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Young Em was a terrible tease
Who really just wanted to please
So she wrote some stories
‘Bout Piers, Whorey’s
With Eden crouched down on her knees

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

I had a pumpkin-spiced beer
With Halloween ghosts that are here
We drank to a witch
And her warlock Mitch
With not one iota of fear.

 

[SimonDoom]

Lisolette dressed up for Halloween
Her costume was rather obscene.
The party: a boff!
But the costume fell off.
Well, they said that she hoped to be seen.