The unappreciated limerick

[stickygirl]

Sticks found yet again, folks were feuding
So decided to be self excluding
She iggied the host
Deleted her posts
Cos laughter is better than brooding

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

She kept a stable of men on the side
And would choose which one to ride
He hubby was wise
To her deceit and lies
But her cheating he’d aways abide.

 

[ShandyLeer]

There was a young hooker from Crewe
Who filled up her pussy with glue
She claimed with a grin
”Since they pay to get in
They can pay to pull out of it too”

 

[SimonDoom]

She asked me my Yule fantasy
And I told her, "Dear, nothing but thee!"
So I was delighted
When on Christmas I sighted
Her waiting, nude, under my tree.

 

[ShandyLeer]

There was a young man from Devizes
Whose nuts were of differing sizes
The left one so small
Almost not there at all
But the right one so big it won prizes.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A beautiful girl from Macau
Endeavored to be high brow
But low and behold
She loved being controlled
When collared would purr “meow.”

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Young girls who like to be tied
Are oh such a pleasure when spied.
Of brunette and blonde
I’m equally fond
Shaved, trussed, and ready to ride

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl from Chicago’s South Side
Was sad and would often betide
A capable man or two
Both of whom she’d screw
One kept, the other denied.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Of surrealists and witches we chat
not minding the which, were, or that
until it is posed,
and one must be chose,
an answer, 'yellow', or 'into what'.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A woman from the Emerald Isle
Tried women for quite a while
She returned to men
But if needy then
A woman could make her smile.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I fell hard for a lass with flax hair
hazel eyes, and an ass she would bare.
Her breasts inspired song
but her thighs made me long
for the treasure between, oh mon cher!

 

[SimonDoom]

It was a bright day in December,
When Davy whipped out his large member.
His date was so fine,
Her body . . . divine!
But where to put it? He couldn't remember.

 

[SimonDoom]

Hickory Dickory Dock.
"My god!" she said. "What a large cock!"
"Why thanks! You're so kind,
For it's looking to find
A safe portage in which it can dock."

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

A cute girl caught smiling at thee
coyly dropped to her knees.
You came in her throat
then started to gloat
until, winking, she stood up to pee

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl from the Delta flood plain
Yearned for something to gain
Attractively lean
A Mississippi Queen
With many a man in her reign.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

After winning the Croix de Guerre
He brought mademoiselle to his lair
They drank Champagne
Of a favored domaine
Then made love with savior-faire.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

An Irish lass from County Meath
On the day of her birthday eighteenth
Her boy she consoled
Orally, I’m told
Acutely mindful of her teeth.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Charges of AI when writing our kinks
straight to the heart those arrows doth sink
Yet, the truth be told
when rebuttals grow bold
The lady doth protest too much, me thinks

 

[SimonDoom]

The cock told the beaver, "I confess,
That I love you, so darling, 'Say yes!'"
He swore to the beaver,
He never could leave her.
But their sex! What a cross-species mess.

 

[jomar]

Twas a time on lit they wrote limricks
And authors showed off their best gimmicks
They switched to Haikus
A bunch got the blues
But the ones that stayed held a clinic

 

[SimonDoom]

It was Saturday; John lay in bed,
Still hungover. His body felt dead.
He began to revive,
When his cock sprang alive,
For his girlfriend was giving him head.

 

[luv2custrip]

The poor girls were having a fit
In my stories, they have to show clits
“We will try to be good
See us pull back our hoods?”
So I gave them all love pats, not hits.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

Two men named Chip and Dale
Put themselves up for sale
The girls would cat call
And in love they’d fall
Their lust only thinly veiled.

 

[rthnck]

"Cream pies", was the shop lady's call
With a voice that was sure to enthrall
It was there for the eating
First come, first served seating
As down her lush thighs it did fall

 

[vagrantx]

There once was a man from nantucket
Tried to write a poem, but fuck it
I'll just stay inside
Until spring I'll hide
Drinking 'til I puke in my bucket