The unappreciated limerick

[SimonDoom]

It's Tuesday; you know what that means:
The occasion for sex-minded memes.
If you'll be so kind,
Then I'll gently remind
That a "taco"'s oft not what it seems.

 

[Bamagan]

My taco is not what you thought
Although it is tangy and hot
The sauce is picante
You'll scream mi amante
As you greedily gobble the lot

 

[SimonDoom]

It's hump-day, mid-point of the week;
When my girlfriend's sex drive's at its peak.
She can't get enough,
And I tell you, it's tough,
To meet her demands; girl's a freak!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Why am I working so late?
The stuff could all probably wait
But I’m really not wired
To leave work that’s required
Could be worse, I’m not Middleton, Kate

 

[SimonDoom]

The crowds, did the princess elude.
Why? Seems she's not in the mood.
Turns out she's got plans
To get on OnlyFans,
And she'll reappear, totally nude.

 

[Trionyx]

While Will was screwing his mistress Rose,
Kate and her kids faked an AI pose.
She's in over her head,
Now folks all think she's dead.
This whole affair stinks up to the nose.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I’m a girl who’s facing a dilemma
It’s giving my brain an edema
It’s this Pandemonium
That’s hurting my cranium
Perhaps I’ll just write about Emma

For @StillStunned

 

[SimonDoom]

It's Friday, the day all await,
When scruples all wish to abate.
The alcohol flows,
And off come the clothes,
With sexual hunger to sate.

 

[CharleneBarr]

He seduced the young lady with wine,

and his tongue traced the length of her spine;

as he lapped down her leg

she started to beg -

“No! Back up a bit! Up a bit!….fi-i-i-i-i-i-ne!”​

 

[CharleneBarr]

An endowed adolescent called Robin

Stuck his newly developing knob in

His Aunt Polly who

Had till now called him “Pooh”,

But who now thinks she might call him Dobbin.​

 

[StillStunned]

I’m a girl who’s facing a dilemma
It’s giving my brain an edema
It’s this Pandemonium
That’s hurting my cranium
Perhaps I’ll just write about Emma

For @StillStunned

Just think of a demon or two
With tentacles, eyeballs and goo
To probe and excite
All humans in sight -
It's not such a hard thing to do.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Just think of a demon or two
With tentacles, eyeballs and goo
To probe and excite
All humans in sight -
It's not such a hard thing to do.

Our demons are soooo different

 

[StillStunned]

Our demons are soooo different

Hey, I have one who's not nasty! Just your run-of-the-mill lust demon.

(He has a name in the meantime: Valentine Day. He's going to have adventures with an ice demon called Devinter.)

 

[EmilyMiller]

Hey, I have one who's not nasty! Just your run-of-the-mill lust demon.

(He has a name in the meantime: Valentine Day. He's going to have adventures with an ice demon called Devinter.)

You know with one more instance of self-reference, Lit will implode.

Emily

 

[StillStunned]

You know with one more instance of self-reference, Lit will implode.

Emily

So you're saying my idea of an invisible Lorelei protecting her tribe of little chaos imps from a flood of AI would be bad?

 

[EmilyMiller]

So you're saying my idea of an invisible Lorelei protecting her tribe of little chaos imps from a flood of AI would be bad?

The collapse has started and the black hole is now unavoidable.

Emily

 

[StillStunned]

You said "hole".

 

[CharleneBarr]

A dyslexic scribbler called Gore

Scrawled a note on the lavatory door -

‘Plaees dno’t raed tihs

Wihle yuor’e triyng ot psis

Yb teh wya, yuor mthoe’rs a !wohre’​

 

[EmilyMiller]

You said "hole".
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[EmilyMiller]

A dyslexic scribbler called Gore

Scrawled a note on the lavatory door -

‘Plaees dno’t raed tihs

Wihle yuor’e triyng ot psis

Yb teh wya, yuor mthoe’rs a !wohre’​

Know any funny Limericks about people with Autism. I could do with a laugh.

Emily

 

[SimonDoom]

Saturday came with a moan,
An attempt to get up with a groan.
With each step I felt sicker,
From Friday night's liquor:
I reaped what last night I had sown.

 

[SimonDoom]

Know any funny Limericks about people with Autism. I could do with a laugh.

Emily

Joe's mom often called him a mystic,
But his stepfather sneered, "He's autistic!"
While lacking in affect,
It wasn't a defect,
When on stepdad's head Joe went ballistic.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Joe's mom often called him a mystic,
But his stepfather sneered, "He's autistic!"
While lacking in affect,
It wasn't a defect,
When on stepdad's head Joe went ballistic.

That I approve of!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Some say that Em’s not quite right
Too rude, she’s not really polite
And when statements infringe
On being quite cringe
Her ire is so quick to ignite

 

[CharleneBarr]

Tourette’s Syndrome isn’t a kink,

it’s more of a tenuous link

between what you might feel

as to what is quite real

Like yo’ Momma’s ass, baby! ....I think.​