Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[OldGuy1026]

~sound of belt landing`
THIRTEEN! Thank you Mistress, can you please make the next land a little lower and harder.



Here's a thought, wouldn't it be nice to have a female curler as a sub, Harder, HARDER, SWEEP!

 

[chy_girl]

I'd like to, really I would, but my nails are still wet... Sorry....

 

[chy_girl]

*Heavy sigh*

"Yes, Sir, I know you have a penis. You can stop waving it around now."

 

[Firebrain]

Pfft, not tonight. Not after that curry.

 

[chy_girl]

Either Dom up or fuck off because I am not dealing with this little boy bossy boots crap today.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

you want me to crawl and do what?

 

[WriterDom]

No, why don't YOU put the buttplug in.

 

[graceanne]

Excuse me? Are you high?

 

[rinka]

Yeah, well, don't count on it. Maybe I'll let you.

 

[chy_girl]

Want in one hand Sir...

 

[graceanne]

Want in one hand Sir...

or

Well, if wishes were fishes we'd all have a fish fry.

 

[OldGuy1026]

Im sorry I have to quote Bad Santa;

Well try wishing in one hand and shitting in the other and see what comes out first.

 

[graceanne]

Im sorry I have to quote Bad Santa;

Well try wishing in one hand and shitting in the other and see what comes out first.

My dad used to say that to us.

 

[chy_girl]

My dad used to say that to us.

It's 'want in one hand spit in the other' at my house for kid friendliness. Drives the kids nuts. And the people I work with.

 

[missginger2177]

Excuse me? Are you high?

This made my day.

 

[Loradai]

But I wasn't done yet, Sir.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

you should see a shrink if you think i will lick that

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You sit on a throne of lies!

 

[SweetMystery]

Get me a glass of wine first, hon, will ya?

 

[chy_girl]

*glares*
I already told you you're grounded. Give. Me. The flogger. Now!

 

[SweetMystery]

*point and giggle*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You know, your mouth is moving, but all I hear is that "adult" voice from the Charlie Brown cartoons: "WAAAA WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAA."

 

[Ausus]

It's fifty dollars up front and I told you I don't DO "licking"...

 

[chy_girl]

Make me.

 

[Ausus]

Really honey, are you going to be much longer? I have to pick up the kids from soccer practice, and then my sewing circle meets tonight, and I've still got to get dinner on...