Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[YourCaptor]

Oh, my, god. Look at his butt, its like, huge.

 

[chy_girl]

"Thanks for the offer, but I just picked up fresh cucumbers at the store today."

 

[OldGuy1026]

*in a monotone voice* Oh baby... oh baby... please don't stop *coughs and looks at nails* harder.. oh yeah I've been a bad bad girl...

check the time, "oh owe, I've be good, yes yes yes, oh baby! YES!"

 

[SugarNSex]

Not gonna happen...

 

[neci]

sorry. i'm on a no cock diet.

 

[SugarNSex]

Hold on a minute...I've got another call coming in....

 

[rida]

Are you sure you are not a masochist?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Do you know what I like about you? I feel like, deep down, You understand that the real way to discipline me is by dropping that paddle and running out and buying me a Grande Soy Mocha with whipped cream, and a dark chocolate Dove bar.

 

[OldGuy1026]

Okay, sorry but I have to go to work now.

 

[neci]

Do you know what I like about you? I feel like, deep down, You understand that the real way to discipline me is by dropping that paddle and running out and buying me a Grande Soy Mocha with whipped cream, and a dark chocolate Dove bar.

Soy?! that is torture.

 

[neci]

no, i said no cock sucking until You bring me my coffee.

 

[southernsub23]

we should eat more aspargus
(it makes cum and urine a bit sickening...)

 

[availableslave2u]

whatever

 

[chy_girl]

*glances over shoulder at Dom holding the flogger*

It's ok if you want to make it hurt a little...

 

[minx1]

Him: You should be saying "how lovely it is to hear fom you"

Me: But I called you....um, ok....how lovely it is for you to hear from me

*swat*

 

[gypsy*seer]

Him: You should be saying "how lovely it is to hear fom you"

Me: But I called you....um, ok....how lovely it is for you to hear from me

*swat*

*snicker*

(bad, bad, subbie!)

 

[Kajira Callista]

" You wouldn't dare" followed by a very convincing glare

 

[midwestyankee]

" You wouldn't dare" followed by a very convincing glare

Indeed....this fairly begs for a convincing proof otherwise.

 

[subish2009]

" You wouldn't dare" followed by a very convincing glare

Indeed....this fairly begs for a convincing proof otherwise.

Yeah, that would NOT be a line I'd use lightly; though, in the right circumstance, knowing exactly what I was bringing upon myself...I can definitely see the appeal.

 

[Kristiana]

"I told you we should have bought the instructional video!"

 

[chy_girl]

Dom: That hurting too much?

sub: *looks over shoulder and laughs hysterically*

 

[availableslave2u]

you're awfully full of yourself. it's always about your needs.

 

[minx1]

*snicker*

(bad, bad, subbie!)

*beams* thankyou

and todays example of how to be a true *coughsammiecough* subbie...

me: waaaah, "'why do you keep bossing me?!"

him: *laughs* ''because its in the job description''


eta: these are playful moments btw. I know when I am ok to say this kinda thing and when I am really not ok to!

 

[availableslave2u]

you should never tell your Dom that he's being whiny. when you're telling him something he said, you shouldn't start with "here's you, whaa...whaa"

not a good idea.

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

Apparently screaming "What the f*** is wrong with you?!" after a particularly hard hit is frowned upon. Or so he said last night.