Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[waaitg]

Are You going to finish what you started?

I love playing with your hair. Where do you keep it these days?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Dom da dumb dumb Dom!

 

[waaitg]

I think I read something you wrote a few years ago ... did you go by the name Alexander Dom-ass?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

But....but.....this is nothing like the stories I read.

 

[waaitg]

But....but.....this is nothing like the stories I read.

When does the good stuff start?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Look just have a cup of harden the fuck up.

 

[ArchLady03]

...can you check to see if I left the oven on? K, thanks!

 

[waaitg]

Look just have a cup of harden the fuck up.

I think your can of Whoop-ass sprung a leak

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Really? You want to do that? Well I want one million dollars and that's never going to happen so what makes you so special?

 

[waaitg]

Are you sure you didn't mean centimetres ?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Wow no wonder females are so bad at parallel parking if you guys keep lying about how how big 7 inches really is.

 

[waaitg]

Remind me to floss when we're done. I always forget in the rush to leave

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Nice moobs

 

[waaitg]

You have dandruff in your chest hair ...

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

No, trust me, the TV remote is simply more power than you can handle.

 

[waaitg]

No, trust me, the TV remote is simply more power than you can handle.

Lmao

:ahem:

Here's a lifesaver in case you need a cock-ring later in the evening.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Um, yeah, I think you forgot to press your power button...or do you not have one?

 

[waaitg]

Um, yeah, I think you forgot to press your power button...or do you not have one?

I actually have an amusing response to this line but that is not the purpose of this thread

:ahem:

You're like the opening Dom for the real one aren't you?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I actually have an amusing response to this line but that is not the purpose of this thread

Good call.


(Aww, c'mon... I can't be teased like that and then completely denied... please, just whisper it to me...I won't tell)

 

[waaitg]

Meh. Confidence ... flatulence ... It's a fine line. But whatever it is, you exude it better than anyone sir / ma'am!

 

[waaitg]

How dare the law of physics refuse to obey you!

 

[knot_sweet]

raise an eyebrow and say "what a wonderful suggestion. let me put that on my to do list" after being ordered to kneel at His feet.

recently while getting a spanking "wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah" (lmfao style) complete with appropriate actions.

lucky for me M/M has a sense of humour...

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Meh. Confidence ... flatulence ... It's a fine line. But whatever it is, you exude it better than anyone sir / ma'am!

Hmm, I think you may have gone too fart on this one.

 

[waaitg]

Hmm, I think you may have gone too fart on this one.

Twas not my intention to raise a stink

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Twas not my intention to raise a stink

This is a relief. Tis bad form to intentionally spoil one's heir.


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