Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[Lord_Steve]

The ghost of Ayn Rand is going to rise up from her grave and make your life a living hell... you know that, right?

ayn rand did her best to make life a living hell for everyone anyway and i see no reason to doubt that she will continue to do so from beyond the grave.

 

[Designing_Angel]

You mom called, she said to get milk before you come home.

 

[Cattypuss]

What was your name again?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

"Just leave a couple hundreds on the dresser on your way out."

 

[ruby_my_dear]

Yeah...So?

 

[Designing_Angel]

Oops! Sorry Sir, I fell asleep.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Oops! Sorry Sir, I fell asleep.

I've actually *heard* this one... from someone I was caning!


She had lovely welts, though...

ETA: She wasn't really asleep; she just thought she was. Either that, or she can carry on a reasonably coherent short conversation in her sleep, and respond to inquiries about her condition. I think - though I've never been there - she may have been visiting subspace. (A subspace cadet? )

 

[ArchLady03]

Not now, Sir. American Idol is on.

 

[Designing_Angel]

I've actually *heard* this one... from someone I was caning!


She had lovely welts, though...

ETA: She wasn't really asleep; she just thought she was. Either that, or she can carry on a reasonably coherent short conversation in her sleep, and respond to inquiries about her condition. I think - though I've never been there - she may have been visiting subspace. (A subspace cadet? )

(I love tales from subspace. Lol)

"I wouldn't say that hurt as much as it could have. Turn around and I'll show you what I mean"

 

[sereneone4u]

I will do it when I get good and ready

 

[Designing_Angel]

Yes Ma'am.... I mean Sir

 

[angela55]

You don't hit as good as your sister.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

. . . or else . . .

 

[Babyslave]

Master, you're a brat.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

You have my permission to come Sir.

 

[StrayKat]

Something I actually wrote last night while discussing what would be the fun thing to do on our next meeting:
"I am not your maid yanno"

The reaction was not that bad

 

[Designing_Angel]

Damnit. Look what you do. I'm not cleaning that up.

 

[waaitg]

This is more of an action to be avoided:

"Thou shalt not put on a shadow puppet show with comedic voices with master's penis while he is tying you up..."

And please do not ask why this is now included in the pamphlet I offer all potential submissives.

 

[Babyslave]

"Uhhh, do ya think we can get this show on the road anytime soon? I gotta get my nails done. " (Heaving Sigh to follow)

Best if performed while tapping your toe impatiently. Trust me, they love it when you do that.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Not tonight, you didn't eat all of your vegetables at dinner.

 

[Kmanwantit]

Are you done yet?

 

[Kmanwantit]

Ooooooo even better....

(while he is slamming you in the ass) "So I read this article on small cocks...."

 

[sereneone4u]

Go fuck yourself!

 

[Azuldrgon]

So someone beat you to my virgin ass......

 

[Designing_Angel]

*giggles* really! You thought I was a virgin.