Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[sunnii]

I actually say that! Hehehehe




"I know ya are, what am I!"

"im rubber you're glue,
whatever you say
bounces off of me and sticks yo YOU !!!!!!!!!!"

NYAH, NYAH

 

[sunnii]

never say

NO!!!!
YOU COME OVER HERE!!!!

 

[lilredwolph]

"i thought you said you knew how to do this"

"if i threw a stick would you go away?"

count sheep outloud

 

[MissTaken]

"But, my momma taught me the Golden rule. Do unto others...."


*thwacks*

 

[Daddyslilpet]

"Where's my strapon?"

 

[Daddyslilpet]

While bound to the bed, He goes to leave the room....

"Where in the Hell do you think You are going? Get back here!!"

 

[Quint]

Homey don't play that game! (taken from the link Sam shared...ooh, is there a coincidence between our MotorCity Man and our favorite breed of masochist, the SAM? Must investigate this further!)

Try me again tomorrow.

Dammit, look what you've done!

Are we through yet?

You're so spoiled!

Give me that back! It's miiiiine! *start whining really loud*

Um...I hate to tell you this, but....

(Get the feeling this is one of my favorite games?)

 

[Quint]

And my absolute favorite thus far has been the counting spanks like the Count. That is TOO funny. I don't think even T could stay in character for that. Of course, I'd be seriously hurting when the laughter died down, but that's what it's all about, right?

 

[Desdemona]

How about just close your eyes and snore loudly right after he finishes restraining you?

 

[SpectreT]

(with thanks to "The Rock", Dwayne Johnson, AKA Rocky Maivia)

"whoaWhoaWHOAWHOAWHOA!

What in the BLUE HELL do you think you're doing, you SICK FFFFFFREAK!?!?"

and one of my favoites:

"Put that down. Nobody needs to get hurt here."

And no, I couldn't possibly keep in character for the counting thing..... but when I finally got my breath back.... I'd get pretty creative in the gag department for quite some time...

 

[Unity]

(after the dom/me has order you to come closer to them and their instrument of torture)

*hold up hand* no no, wait.. let me guess... I'm gonna walk over.. but I'm gonna limp back?

 

[Quint]

(after the dom/me has order you to come closer to them and their instrument of torture)

*hold up hand* no no, wait.. let me guess... I'm gonna walk over.. but I'm gonna limp back?

*jots it down* Ummm...is there going to be a quiz on this?

 

[lilredwolph]

"it's all fun and games 'till someone losses an eye, now put that thing down"

 

[yuppietowngirl]

LMTO I am going to have to remember these....

The one I use all the time...but only since I know my Dom well...and know what I can say that wont get the wrong reaction...

"You better be good...or I will spank your ass"

 

[joi]

comments!

i'm in stitches laughing!! gonna take notes and then think twice before i use any of the previous comments!!

actually said.......HUH....You wana do WHAT with that????

okay, but I GET to pick the corner! (wanted to watch TV~) and as ya'll guessed...it didn't work!


and then the famous making faces behind His back......forgetting that the big screen TV is just like a mirror!

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Re: comments!

i'm in stitches laughing!! gonna take notes and then think twice before i use any of the previous comments!!

actually said.......HUH....You wana do WHAT with that????

okay, but I GET to pick the corner! (wanted to watch TV~) and as ya'll guessed...it didn't work!


and then the famous making faces behind His back......forgetting that the big screen TV is just like a mirror!

OMG that is too funny about the tv screen.

 

[WickedEve]

finally on the right thread...

I posted this on the What Dom/mes shouldn't say to subs thread.

Anyway, I wrote this to my Big M a few weeks ago. I haven't read this thread yet, so I hope most of these haven't been posted yet.


1. Don't get your panties in a bunch.
2. Which one of us wants to do the spanking tonight?
3. Bend over and I'll get the strap-on!
4. Begging is beneath me.
5. These nipple clamps would look better on you.
6. Say, "Pretty Please," and I'll think about it.
7. You don't mind if I don't swallow, do you?
8. Smack me and I'll smack you back!
9. You want me to put my tongue WHERE?!
10. I'm too busy to serve you tonight.

 

[Guest]

 

[MechaBlade]

"Thanks. Could I, you know, maybe get another one of those paddlings?"

(I am a newbie in this forum)

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Hiya Mecha, welcome to the board.

We don't bite hard, unless you beg nicely.



dixi

 

[Quint]

Now how'm I supposed to respect you if you don't use your man voice?

 

[confused20]

haaaahaa!

my stomach hurts...you guys are a riot!!! these are just he funniest things i have EVER heard...

*hysterical giggles*

 

[yuppietowngirl]

If you behave I might consider letting you be the Dom...

 

[Guest]

Now how'm I supposed to respect you if you don't use your man voice?

Good one, wouldn't of come from our convo last night would it? I was thinking about doing a thread on the man voice... see if anyone struggles with it because I have many suggestions to keep it constant.

 

[MsWorthy]

"Now, that attitude doesn't help!"

(yes, my partner actually used this one - it didn't go over too well)

~Ask her if she will ever say that again...lol~