Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[lilredwolph]

"be nice"

 

[WillowPuss]

I'm gonna tell my Dad of you

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Oh grow up...stop acting like a baby.

Stop your whining, you are starting to annoy me.

Lets hear you beg for it...hehehe

 

[lorddragonwolf]

ok note to self never read this post again while drinking coke my nose is still burning.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

ok note to self never read this post again while drinking coke my nose is still burning.

LMTO...hehehe now that is the funniest one...

 

[Desdemona]

say "Hail Satan" when you don't like what you're told to do.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

your mom hits me harder than that

 

[kate8417]

ROTFLMAO!!!

This is hysterical! How about:

"Would it ruin the mood if I barfed?"

"How am I supposed to know where the ______ is? YOU had it last--What am I, psychic?"

I am loving this board. Nice to find some simpatico D/s-minded folks who aren't too uptight. Thanks for being nice to a newbie!

Happy Day!

P.S. How long before it doesn't say "Virgin" under my name anymore...?

 

[CarolineOh]

Re: ROTFLMAO!!!

This is hysterical! How about:

"Would it ruin the mood if I barfed?"

"How am I supposed to know where the ______ is? YOU had it last--What am I, psychic?"

I am loving this board. Nice to find some simpatico D/s-minded folks who aren't too uptight. Thanks for being nice to a newbie!

Happy Day!

P.S. How long before it doesn't say "Virgin" under my name anymore...?

You lose your virginity when you have made 30 posts. When you reach 100 you can have an avatar, and at 1000 pick out your own title.

 

[A Desert Rose]

who's in charge?

Who died and made you the boss of me?

 

[lilredwolph]

"your in deep shit when the UPS guy shows up with my strap on you little pillow biter"

"pull my finger"

 

[A Desert Rose]

You're in deep shit.....

Oh that one is wonderful ....... LMAO

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Your days as a Dom are numbered Mister if you keep that attitude.

 

[Desdemona]

Say nothing. Burp loudly and roll your eyes when he gives a command.

 

[joi]

comments!

"Ya Sure!......rolling eyes...WHATEVER~"
giggling.....YOU'VE got to be kidding!!
snickering...with an exagerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrated manner "oh yes,
me Lord and Master (fake accent too!) what so ever Thou does't request"....
nope, my needs FIRST!


now.....guess which ones i've dared to use (or is that, was stupid enough to "brat-out"!@!!!!!!!

 

[lorddragonwolf]

Say nothing. Burp loudly and roll your eyes when he gives a command.

cleaning the screen and desk up once again hoping the burning sensation in my nose goes away soon.

 

[MsWorthy]

*lol @ pull my finger*

"a little to the left"

 

[Lancecastor]

did you put the milk back in the fridge like I told you?

 

[Daddyslilpet]

When bent over for a spanking, just before the first strike hits, jump out of the way and yell......"HA You missed!"

 

[WillowPuss]

*Big sigh*
How many more times do I have to tell you - a reef knot is 'right over left; twist; left over right; twist.

 

[WillowPuss]

If you like clothes pins/pegs soooooo much - you hang the washing out next time.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

start singing the umpa umpa song from charlie and the chocolate factory.

 

[Desdemona]

cleaning the screen and desk up once again hoping the burning sensation in my nose goes away soon.

Write this on your notepad 100 times.
I will not drink coke while surfing Lit.

 

[Desdemona]

Say nothing

Pass gas while Domly things are being done to various parts of your anatomy. did I say that?? oops.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

Re: Say nothing

Pass gas while Domly things are being done to various parts of your anatomy. did I say that?? oops.

lmfao didnt drink soda this time