Things You’ll Never Understand 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

[Noor]

I will never understand why the U.S. didn't adopt the metric system. At least almost everyone can count to ten.

I’m not sure that’s actually true, 5 maybe though..

 

[Hipshot1554]

Oh it’s levelled. I even showed my coworker today how it slowly slides itself open. While typing this I’m reaching for it for the third time to close it.

Get yourself some "Monkey Magnets"

 

[Jeb56]

Why shopping carts never seem to get fixed.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Get yourself some "Monkey Magnets"

Oh We resolved this issue, now they don’t open

 

[Hipshot1554]

Oh We resolved this issue, now they don’t open

I should have read further. My bad.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I will never understand why the U.S. didn't adopt the metric system. At least almost everyone can count to ten.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I will never understand why some people refer to themselves as animals.

 

[Girly_girl]

I’ll never understand why people who you’ve been nothing but kind to, appreciate it one day and go cold on you.

 

[Taegul]

I'll never understand why my inbox isn't overflowing with boobs.

We got some real lazy slackers on Lit, that's for sure.

 

[lifeisgood3976]

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I could never understand if they use the metric system in Europe, why is the area in front of the goalie in football called a 6-yard box?

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Why you don't go "in East."

You go "up North" and "down South," but if you come from "out West," you go "back East."

 

[Saltfountain]

I could never understand if they use the metric system in Europe, why is the area in front of the goalie in football called a 6-yard box?

If that was a serious question, it's because football was codified before the metric system was the dominant system...

 

[Saltfountain]

All the competing time signatures playing at the same time in Tubular Bells

 

[Jbond1981]

I will never understand…

Why people post pics with clutter and filth in the background. Gross.

What is something you will never understand?

I don't understand how women can stand to wear the really silky style underwear without it driving them crazy. All I have to do is let the head of my dick brush against that material and I will become painfully hard.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I don't understand how women can stand to wear the really silky style underwear without it driving them crazy. All I have to do is let the head of my dick brush against that material and I will become painfully hard.

Easy, we don’t have dicks

 

[Jbond1981]

Yeah but the clit is about as sensitive as an eyeball right

 

[AmberLGreen]

Yeah but the clit is about as sensitive as an eyeball right

I don’t tend to flick my eyeballs

 

[Jbond1981]

I'm lost. You'd think the silky lace would feel as good against your clit as it does the underside of the tip of my dick

 

[Saltfountain]

Why people argue with @AmberLGreen

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm lost. You'd think the silky lace would feel as good against your clit as it does the underside of the tip of my dick

You are making the assumption that a woman’s underwear rubs against the clit

 

[Jbond1981]

I love how they feel and when girls wear really sexy ones

 

[AmberLGreen]

I love how they feel and when girls wear really sexy ones

Girls?

 

[Lord Pmann]

You are making the assumption that a woman’s underwear rubs against the clit

Excuse me, but stop trying to womansplain me on how the clit works.

 

[StillRain]

You are making the assumption that a woman’s underwear rubs against the clit

Ambers underwear always rubs on my clit.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Excuse me, but stop trying to womansplain me on how the clit works.

I have a full instruction manual ready for when you find it