Things You’ll Never Understand 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

[AmberLGreen]

Huh? Are eyeballs really all that sensitive? If I dug at my partners clit the way I go in to take my contacts out, she'd smash me in the nuts with a 90mph snowball.

But that’s just her kink

 

[Mature4P]

Why does the baseball World Series only have two countries in it??
That means I'm the World Champion Golfer in our house.

 

[StillRain]

But that’s just her kink

Babes, what happens at ski camp stays at ski camp!

 

[Taegul]

Synchronized swimming being an Olympic sport.

 

[Photog1rl]

Synchronized swimming being an Olympic sport.

Have you ever tried to get your feet out of the water like that??? It's hard!
But I wonder who came up with it and why.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

A whole lot of things lol

 

[Amanda330]

Synchronized swimming being an Olympic sport.

Have you seen what they do? You'd be drowning babes... They're fucking amazing.

 

[Taegul]

Have you ever tried to get your feet out of the water like that??? It's hard!
But I wonder who came up with it and why.

Oh, pfft! You just drop a coin on the bottom and then go upside down to pick it up. Your feet are out of the water and you probably just won a gold medal for it.

 

[Taegul]

Have you seen what they do? You'd be drowning babes... They're fucking amazing.

See above answer LOL

 

[Shenanigans90]

https://imgur.com/a/75TneSH

 

[Photog1rl]

A whole lot of things lol

Do tell.

 

[Polranny]

Astronomy.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

Do tell.

How certain people's minds work

 

[Amanda330]

See above answer LOL

Whatever. Go listen to some more tool. Lol

 

[Photog1rl]

How certain people's minds work

Very well played.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

Very well played.

Wish they had a smile reaction

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Whatever. Go listen to some more tool. Lol

@Taegul don't take her verbal abuse.

 

[Taegul]

@Taegul don't take her verbal abuse.

Telling me to go listen to Tool is not verbal abuse. It's wise advice.

 

[Amanda330]

@Taegul don't take her verbal abuse.

He loves it.

 

[Photog1rl]

He loves it.

This seems to be factual.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Telling me to go listen to Tool is not verbal abuse. It's wise advice.

If only @Amanda330 's native dialect wasn't sarcasm.

 

[Amanda330]

If only @Amanda330 's native dialect wasn't sarcasm.

It's the only language I speak fluently.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It's the only language I speak fluently.

We know babes, we know.

 

[Amanda330]

We know babes, we know.

Do we know, babes? Do we? Lol

 

[ericalauren]

I’ll never understand people who tell others that they’re “stupid” based on the genres of music they enjoy. I had a teacher (who, for the record, was a major abuser of mine) who tried to convince me that I’m “stupid” because I primarily listened to pop music at the time.