Things You’ll Never Understand 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

[Xerxes82]

I have a full instruction manual ready for when you find it

*grabs whip and Indiana Jones hat*

I am ready for this adventure.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have a full instruction manual ready for when you find it

I’ve always said the clit is the Bigfoot of genitalia. Always trying to hide from me. Also big and furry.

 

[Pad_Foot]

No comment on hairy clits

Is an ounce of water an ounce in weight ??

(Yes, apparently but not any set length measure .. or is it 1 cubic inch ?? Naw! That would be crazy ! )

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’ve always said the clit is the Bigfoot of genitalia. Always trying to hide from me. Also big and furry.

Looking for it on big furry feet? Do we need to send you the “Anatomy guide for dummies”?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Looking for it on big furry feet? Do we need to send you the “Anatomy guide for dummies”?

I don’t need it. But if you have an extra copy, I know a friend who will benefit from it.

 

[InThe312]

Yeah but the clit is about as sensitive as an eyeball right

Huh? Are eyeballs really all that sensitive? If I dug at my partner's clit the way I go in to take my contacts out, she'd smash me in the nuts with a 90mph snowball.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Huh? Are eyeballs really all that sensitive? If I dug at my partners clit the way I go in to take my contacts out, she'd smash me in the nuts with a 90mph snowball.

But that’s just her kink

 

[Mature4P]

Why does the baseball World Series only have two countries in it??
That means I'm the World Champion Golfer in our house.

 

[StillRain]

But that’s just her kink

Babes, what happens at ski camp stays at ski camp!

 

[Taegul]

Synchronized swimming being an Olympic sport.

 

[Photog1rl]

Synchronized swimming being an Olympic sport.

Have you ever tried to get your feet out of the water like that??? It's hard!
But I wonder who came up with it and why.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

A whole lot of things lol

 

[Amanda330]

Synchronized swimming being an Olympic sport.

Have you seen what they do? You'd be drowning babes... They're fucking amazing.

 

[Taegul]

Have you ever tried to get your feet out of the water like that??? It's hard!
But I wonder who came up with it and why.

Oh, pfft! You just drop a coin on the bottom and then go upside down to pick it up. Your feet are out of the water and you probably just won a gold medal for it.

 

[Taegul]

Have you seen what they do? You'd be drowning babes... They're fucking amazing.

See above answer LOL

 

[Shenanigans90]

https://imgur.com/a/75TneSH

 

[Photog1rl]

A whole lot of things lol

Do tell.

 

[Polranny]

Astronomy.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

Do tell.

How certain people's minds work

 

[Amanda330]

See above answer LOL

Whatever. Go listen to some more tool. Lol

 

[Photog1rl]

How certain people's minds work

Very well played.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

Very well played.

Wish they had a smile reaction

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Whatever. Go listen to some more tool. Lol

@Taegul don't take her verbal abuse.

 

[Taegul]

@Taegul don't take her verbal abuse.

Telling me to go listen to Tool is not verbal abuse. It's wise advice.

 

[Amanda330]

@Taegul don't take her verbal abuse.

He loves it.