Things You’ll Never Understand 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

[Lonelywife1205]

I will never understand why some people refer to themselves as animals.

 

[Girly_girl]

I’ll never understand why people who you’ve been nothing but kind to, appreciate it one day and go cold on you.

 

[Taegul]

I'll never understand why my inbox isn't overflowing with boobs.

We got some real lazy slackers on Lit, that's for sure.

 

[lifeisgood3976]

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I could never understand if they use the metric system in Europe, why is the area in front of the goalie in football called a 6-yard box?

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Why you don't go "in East."

You go "up North" and "down South," but if you come from "out West," you go "back East."

 

[Saltfountain]

I could never understand if they use the metric system in Europe, why is the area in front of the goalie in football called a 6-yard box?

If that was a serious question, it's because football was codified before the metric system was the dominant system...

 

[Saltfountain]

All the competing time signatures playing at the same time in Tubular Bells

 

[Jbond1981]

I will never understand…

Why people post pics with clutter and filth in the background. Gross.

What is something you will never understand?

I don't understand how women can stand to wear the really silky style underwear without it driving them crazy. All I have to do is let the head of my dick brush against that material and I will become painfully hard.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I don't understand how women can stand to wear the really silky style underwear without it driving them crazy. All I have to do is let the head of my dick brush against that material and I will become painfully hard.

Easy, we don’t have dicks

 

[Jbond1981]

Yeah but the clit is about as sensitive as an eyeball right

 

[AmberLGreen]

Yeah but the clit is about as sensitive as an eyeball right

I don’t tend to flick my eyeballs

 

[Jbond1981]

I'm lost. You'd think the silky lace would feel as good against your clit as it does the underside of the tip of my dick

 

[Saltfountain]

Why people argue with @AmberLGreen

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm lost. You'd think the silky lace would feel as good against your clit as it does the underside of the tip of my dick

You are making the assumption that a woman’s underwear rubs against the clit

 

[Jbond1981]

I love how they feel and when girls wear really sexy ones

 

[AmberLGreen]

I love how they feel and when girls wear really sexy ones

Girls?

 

[Lord Pmann]

You are making the assumption that a woman’s underwear rubs against the clit

Excuse me, but stop trying to womansplain me on how the clit works.

 

[StillRain]

You are making the assumption that a woman’s underwear rubs against the clit

Ambers underwear always rubs on my clit.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Excuse me, but stop trying to womansplain me on how the clit works.

I have a full instruction manual ready for when you find it

 

[Xerxes82]

I have a full instruction manual ready for when you find it

*grabs whip and Indiana Jones hat*

I am ready for this adventure.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have a full instruction manual ready for when you find it

I’ve always said the clit is the Bigfoot of genitalia. Always trying to hide from me. Also big and furry.

 

[Pad_Foot]

No comment on hairy clits

Is an ounce of water an ounce in weight ??

(Yes, apparently but not any set length measure .. or is it 1 cubic inch ?? Naw! That would be crazy ! )

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’ve always said the clit is the Bigfoot of genitalia. Always trying to hide from me. Also big and furry.

Looking for it on big furry feet? Do we need to send you the “Anatomy guide for dummies”?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Looking for it on big furry feet? Do we need to send you the “Anatomy guide for dummies”?

I don’t need it. But if you have an extra copy, I know a friend who will benefit from it.

 

[InThe312]

Yeah but the clit is about as sensitive as an eyeball right

Huh? Are eyeballs really all that sensitive? If I dug at my partner's clit the way I go in to take my contacts out, she'd smash me in the nuts with a 90mph snowball.