Things You’ll Never Understand 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

[Azuldrgon]

The male species…like you complain about your marriage but you’re still in it. At the end of the day you can make the decision to leave it.

You make a fair point.
Sometimes there are extenuating circumstances on why you can't just leave.
But you are right. If someone really wanted to leave, it should be just easier to just leave.

 

[Taegul]

It was a Wild and Crazy night….

 

[CarlyAnn]

OMG, that’s the guy….The Jerk.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I don't understand how it is I've been on this planet for decades - thousands of thousands of days and nights - and my brain still hasn't figured out the trick to getting asleep at night. It's only something I've done 16,000 times (give or take), and each night it's like it's a brand new thing I have to work out all over again.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I don’t understand why they play games every week during the season and have to wait two weeks to play the Super Bowl.

Maybe I do understand it, just don’t agree with it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I don’t understand why they play games every week during the season and have to wait two weeks to play the Super Bowl.

Maybe I do understand it, just don’t agree with it.

Some of the merchandise (the none textiles) take more than a week to get in to sell around the stadium.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Some of the merchandise (the none textiles) take more than a week to get in to sell around the stadium.

Okay….I thought it might be so one more member of Mahomes’ family could get in trouble.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

how do you lose your shit on fast food employees?

you done lost your scope, Karens and Kevins.

 

[Mature4P]

What the hell the bloke who dreamt up the scoring in Tennis was thinking about
Love
15
30
40
It's a fuckin simple to me 1 point, then you get to 2 points, then 3 points, etc

 

[RachelPost]

How people don't get rid of crappy local politicians.

 

[Taegul]

What the hell the bloke who dreamt up the scoring in Tennis was thinking about
Love
15
30
40
It's a fuckin simple to me 1 point, then you get to 2 points, then 3 points, etc

I think I read somewhere that it was deliberately confusing to keep poorer/less educated people from wanting to play with the elitist richer pricks or something like that...

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

People that aggressively misunderstand the problem.

 

[Mature4P]

I think I read somewhere that it was deliberately confusing to keep poorer/less educated people from wanting to play with the elitist richer pricks or something like that...

Probably...

 

[barefootgirl69]

IWNU why people call you and say, "I've been calling you all day!"

No, you haven't. My phone has been in my hand in a couple of waiting rooms today and this is your first call. Lying heifer.

 

[mpeters]

When something turns up in my house and one of my kids say, “I’ve been looking all over for that!” The fuck you have! You’ve been watching tv, playing on your Switch, getting snacks, messing up your room, ignoring what I tell you… if you’ve been looking for it you would have said, “Hey, dad, have you seen my doofenshmirf? I’ve been looking everywhere for it and I can’t find it!”

What I can understand is why Red Foreman kept calling Eric a dumbasss, and why Hank Hill kept saying Bobby wasn’t right.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

When something turns up in my house and one of my kids say, “I’ve been looking all over for that!” The fuck you have! You’ve been watching tv, playing on your Switch, getting snacks, messing up your room, ignoring what I tell you… if you’ve been looking for it you would have said, “Hey, dad, have you seen my doofenshmirf? I’ve been looking everywhere for it and I can’t find it!”

What I can understand is why Red Foreman kept calling Eric a dumbasss, and why Hank Hill kept saying Bobby wasn’t right.

So much this!

 

[CarlyAnn]

What the hell the bloke who dreamt up the scoring in Tennis was thinking about
Love
15
30
40
It's a fuckin simple to me 1 point, then you get to 2 points, then 3 points, etc

And why do you only get 10 pts. for the third point when you get 15 for the first two points!!!

 

[Lily13]

Just for you, Lily!

Beautiful, thank you!

 

[CarlyAnn]

I’ll never understand what the guy who discovered milk was doing with that cow in the first place.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’ll never understand what the guy who discovered milk was doing with that cow in the first place.

Hey… be thankful we are all drinking milk and not bull semen.

 

[mpeters]

I will never understand… my kids or my wife, I think. My brain just doesn’t work like any of theirs. And I guess that’s on me.

 

[Newreality]

Why football is popular. A game so boring that Taylor Swift makes it more interesting.

 

[Lady2020]

Men.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Women

 

[RachelPost]

I will never understand why the U.S. didn't adopt the metric system. At least almost everyone can count to ten.