Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

The fuckers are attacking corporal, grab your rifle, to your feet!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The fuckers are attacking corporal, grab your rifle, to your feet!

That's my weapon, NOT your rifle!

 

[loquere]

I love your sister.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

But your mom likes it!

 

[loquere]

I know this is our first date, but please marry me.

 

[JerseyJade]

I know this our first date, but please marry me.

Lol

 

[loquere]

Achew sorry I have that co, achew vi, achew d.

 

[loquere]

That looks disgusting, it's not going inside of me.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

A rambling narration of how his wife cheated on him over the last ten years of their marriage ending when he got so fed up with her he slit her throat while ass fucking her, which he is now doing to you.

 

[loquere]

A rambling narration of how his wife cheated on him over the last ten years of their marriage ending when he got so fed up with her he slit her throat while ass fucking her, which he is now doing to you.

LMFAO, there's a story here, good one.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The sound of one hand clapping.

 

[loquere]

Burn bitch burn.

 

[loquere]

What are your opinions on death?

 

[loquere]

Suck my cock until I bleed all over you.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Satanam aliosque spiritus malignos,
qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo,
divina virtute, in infernum detrude.
Amen.

 

[loquere]

I think the real problem here is that you’re gay.

 

[loquere]

Suck my mud covered dick.

 

[loquere]

I'm pregnant & it isn't yours.

 

[loquere]

I didn't orgasm I peed.

 

[loquere]

Is that your breath or did you fart?

 

[loquere]

Why am I covered in blood?

 

[loquere]

"Police search warrant."

 

[loquere]

"This is the FBI, will the psycho serial killer known as the Penis Slicer, come out with her hands up."

 

[UsuallyPresent]

"Oh, that's so nice and wet!"

"Good, I'm glad I picked the scabs for you then."

 

[loquere]

What's your name?