Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[hotoldrguy]

Is it in yet?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's your name?

"Sociopaths are known for not caring about other people's names, seeing them as nameless, faceless meat puppets they can make do whatever they want without moral or ethical quandaries. However I for one never put up with stereotyping like that. So hi! What's YOUR name?"

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

"Sociopaths are known for not caring about other people's names, seeing them as nameless, faceless meat puppets they can make do whatever they want without moral or ethical quandaries. However I for one never put up with stereotyping like that. So hi! What's YOUR name?"

"Faceless meat puppet..." Just that, all by its little ol' self.

 

[Javahead]

"Faceless meat puppet..." Just that, all by its little ol' self.

Might be a good band name, though.

“I should be charging you double.”

 

[hotoldrguy]

Did I mention I tested positive for COVID-19?

 

[hogjack]

Bowls of pudding have more rigidity.

 

[loquere]

Luke I am your Father.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

You know it's not supposed to bend that way, right?

 

[loquere]

You know it's not supposed to bend that way, right?

Forward march.

 

[R. Richard]

"Sociopaths are known for not caring about other people's names, seeing them as nameless, faceless meat puppets they can make do whatever they want without moral or ethical quandaries. However I for one never put up with stereotyping like that. So hi! What's YOUR name?"

I can assure you that I would never have that problem. My last love affair was a deep, emotional experience and I'll never forget what's her face.

 

[loquere]

I can assure you that I would never have that problem. My last love affair was a deep, emotional experience and I'll never forget what's her face.

Y'all are fucked up, everyone gets a number like wives 1 through 5

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Y'all are fucked up, everyone gets a number like wives 1 through 5

Going thru a wife is a waist.

 

[loquere]

Why won't you die? ~ (V for Vendetta)

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

♫ Itsy-bitsy spider, crawling up the spout... ♪

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am the very model of a modern proctologist, I've information of prolapse, impaction and fist, I know the rashes and the oozes and the lubes not from a gynocologist, from Backdoor Bliss to Zoom, in order alphabeticalist!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am the very model of a modern proctologist, I've information of prolapse, impaction and fist, I know the rashes and the oozes and the lubes not from a gynocologist, from Backdoor Bliss to Zoom, in order alphabeticalist!

When the whole chorus (if you'll excuse the expression) comes in unexpectedly, it's even worse!

 

[loquere]

Are those shit stains?

 

[loquere]

Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

 

[R. Richard]

Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

You laugh now, but just wait until what's her face gets ahold of you.

 

[loquere]

You laugh now, but just wait until what's her face gets ahold of you.

I am death cum alive.

 

[loquere]

Fist me with your head.

 

[loquere]

Die bitch die!

 

[loquere]

Oh my god a car is coming through the window.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Where's the kaboom? I didn't hear any earth-shaking kaboom!

 

[hogjack]

My brother will sit there quietly. Once we get going you'll forget he's there, trust me.