Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

Ben Affleck

 

[driphoney]

Even worse:

"Honey! I'm Home!"

Wow. When I hear that, it’s usually means everyone’s quite happy and about to get even happier.

 

[Blase]

"You're not done yet."

 

[Handley_Page]

"I'm not done yet."

 

[desireinyellow]

"While your down there can you apply this cream?"

 

[steve44uk]

Jesus! Have you seen the dust on this headboard??

 

[desireinyellow]

" I don't think I gave you permission to do that!"

 

[steve44uk]

You washed that before you put it in, right?

 

[desireinyellow]

"Hold on so I can let my dog in, he likes to watch."

 

[steve44uk]

"Hold on so I can let my dog in, he likes to watch."

Bwahahaha!

Hold on. I'm kissing you, so who's licking my balls??

 

[desireinyellow]

Bwahahaha!

Hold on. I'm kissing you, so who's licking my balls??

Lol, yay! I win.

"Will you put this mask on so I can cum?"

 

[Bananaspoon]

Daddy used to love it when I did that.

 

[desireinyellow]

Daddy told me so tell you thank you. The video will be fun for us to watch later...

 

[Noor]

Drunken men trying to get into your hotel room singing loudly in German, once was enough.

 

[loquere]

I want to kill myself

 

[loquere]

I see dead people

 

[loquere]

I do anal for crack

 

[loquere]

I'm a member of congress

 

[sandymonroe]

You were almost as good as my previous partner.

 

[VisualPerv]

For God's sake! The Chihuahua has a bigger dick than that...

 

[Mropietaylor69]

fuck, I can't get the knots untied.

 

[loquere]

It's stuck

 

[Handley_Page]

Ding Dong,
Avon Calling. . .

 

[ChastitySmith]

"This is going to be a race, lady, and I have a feeling I'm going to win.

 

[poppadog]

Stop! It's time for the X Factor!!!